Heh, I got a small story.
So I decided to embark on the wilderness on a calm place to test the new update. I brought some basic weaponry, turkeys, dogs and a cat (not 2 because LMAO 2CAT). As my dorves started to dig a hole in the ground, I didn't notice the 8 FUCKING KEAS that came out of nowhere and stole ALL OF MY WEAPONRY except for a helmet and a copper battle axe (used for cutting trees). I, of course, panicked as soon as I noticed the damn birds taking away my shit and sent my two miners (who were also a makeshift militia) who weren't really capable of getting them as we also lacked any crossbow (gg me).
I just ignored the fact I was basically defenceless and continued.
Fast forward to caravan arrival, start to trade prepared food for iron and steel equipment so I can melt it and make weapons, when suddenly...
GIANT
FUCKING
KEAS
They fucked up the caravan so easily it was ridiculous, the rng god wasn't on their side... And mine neither. I had my dwarves hauling wood to a stockpile when the keas started to attack them. They all shat their pants and climbed onto the trees. Because "Let's run away from flying creatures by climbing closer to them guise!".
Long story short, the giant keas attacked my dwarves on top of the trees, made them jump, and they all got injured. I didn't have any medical equipment yet so everyone's injuries started to rot and they died. A few dwarves drowned because they fell on the water and injured their heads, falling unconscious. The keas proceeded to steal the rest of my shit and then just got the fuck out.