Cast Life∞ on self, granting me infinite autorevives.
[5] Done.
Spawn_Vehicle:Ecto-1:Above_Entity:Warrior_Avatar
[5] You hit the Warrior Avatar/endlessblaze with a ghostbusting car, breaking their other ribcage.
[6] Your everything is broken in return. Respawn?
Keep trying to enslave an eldritch horror. Use whatever technology seems most appropriate.
[1] The one you try to control overwrites your mind with static. You revive.
I bet you can make a guess about the action I intend to take.
Hint:It involves more fireballs, and the Ghost Avatar.
[5
-1] You further burn the Ghost Avatar.
Cast Anti-Ghost magic
My character try that
[5
-1] You somewhat weaken the Ghost Avatar's connection to Beirus.
my sword: teleport it back into my hand
me: go regain all my strength, and maybe then some, by burning and destroying an orphanage. Have my cultists go make their weapons demonic by infusing their weapons with the souls of the damned.
Sword retrieved.
[3] You burn down an orphanage. The screams are very entertaining.
Your cultists have no idea how to do that.
Oh! Incorporeal enemies?
I, uh...
Summon some set of paper talismans and try to acquire the ability to shoot them at enemies like something out of a Touhou game.
[4] You summon magical paper talismans made to kill nonexistent things.
Re spawn as a better necromancer. Offer to revive the warrior avatar in exchange for having him fight with us, not against us.
[3] You are now a weak necromancer.
"While I am fine with a truce, I am unwilling to directly oppose the True Form."Respawn as a ghost and also possess Beirus. Fight a war inside of him.
[2] You respawn as the normal kind of dead person. Respawn?
You know who I'm going to call! Yes, call them.
[6] You summon them, along with the ghosts they had contained and convenient spacesuits.
Absorb the power of anything possessing me for my own, destroying the possessor in the process.
[3] You bind the Ghost Avatar to you.
Transmute TheBiggerFish's life into slime, if they survive that turn their flesh into oxygen, otherwise target Dustan Hache with that, and temporarily revive the Red Mage Avatar.
[5] TheBiggerFish collapses into a heap of slime. TheBiggerFish: respawn?
[1] You hit the Aegis with your second attack. It does nothing.
Red Mage Avatar revived.
Holy Dustan Hache twice.
[4] You maim them severely.
[4] You finish them off. Dustan Hache: respawn?
Attack AzyWng.
[6] You dismember them and get injured by their paper. This also injures Beirus. AzyWng: respawn?
endlessblaze's apprentice revives.
Battlefield state
Scattered across intergalactic space. The Ghostbusters are somewhere in there, along with an army of ghosts. They have spacesuits.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 3/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Transmute Life to Slime]
[
Mental Durability]
[
Transmute Flesh to Oxygen]
[
Aura of Rust]
State
Unharmed.
Warrior Avatar
Abilities
[
Unmatched Skill]
[
Unfailing Skill]
[
Masterful Counters]
[
Can Kill You]
[
Stay Dead Already]
State
Possessing endlessblaze.
Ghost Avatar
[
Autopossess]
[
Symbiotic Possession]
[
Incorporeal]
[
Drain Ability]
[
Void Aegis]
State
Severely burned.
On fire.
Bruised.
Has noticable paper injuries.
Possessing Beirus.
Deathcount: 109
Coolrune206
Dead.
TheBiggerFish
Dead.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Paphi
A voidbeast.
Missing several organs.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed by the Warrior Avatar, but they cannot control body.
Has apprentice who can use magic, has a pet dragon which she can fuse with to gain wings, scales, and enhanced reflexes, and can revive herself slowly.
Apprentice cannot use healing magic.
Apprentice is dead, will revive at end of turn 26.
Burned.
Collapsed ribcages.
Has Mjölnir.
Has brain damage.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has some plutonium.
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
A freemime.
Made of nanobots.
Has infinite autorevives.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Nearly indestructible.
Cannot be damaged by anything that's not a direct attack.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will explode with extreme force upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Gives -1 to attacks against wielder.
Gives +1 to the wielder's summoning. This cannot cause a result above 4.
Is non-lethal.
Slightly slows anything he hits.
Prevents slimes he hits from splitting or spawning slimes until end of turn.
Has an autorevive.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A moon mage.
Animated shadows.
Has a +1 that cannot increase results above 4 to basic black and white magic.
Has a faraway cult.
About half-dead.
Has a sword that can teleport and move on its' own.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
An excellent host.
Has severe paper injuries.
crazyabe
In a collapsed dungeon.
Will respawn on the same level of a collapsed dungeon whenever he dies.
Whisperling
Has a damaged mech.
Has a forcefield generator that widens nearby interplanar portals when active.
Has a large pollution-based bomb.
Has a portable device for containing dimensional anomalies.
Has a small rocket.
Has an autorevive.
"Left" of the present.
Lermfish
Dead.
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Dead.
tryrar
Wielding Megggas.
H4zardZ1
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
Nosaneinme
A demonic being with enhanced physical abilities and assorted magical powers.
AzyWing
Has a 0.25 kiloton rocket launcher with ammo.
Has +1 with maximum of 5 to next attack.
Has magical anti-nonexistent-thing paper talismans.
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