respawn and pick up two of the handguns and improve them
[2] You don't figure out how to improve the handguns.
dive into the wyrm swarm, and commit suicide by impaling myself on meggas. this should activate limit break, which in turn kills a sizable number of wyrms.
[1
+1] You make very little progress towards the wyrms.
Respawn, in a GIANT FIREBALL. AND THEN MORE FIREBALLS.
[6] You melt the contents of the crater, killing most remaining wyrms and most living players. spazyak, TheBiggerFish, Dustan Hache: respawn?
Evolve.
[2] You're too busy reviving yourself to evolve.
Respawn in Riding A Flying motorcycle From hell, and throw out a new Poke-De-Mon!
[2] You unleash a lack of any demonic presence at all.
(Wow, I've been getting some awesome rolls!)
Apply a [Shock Affinity] to myself, which will cause any targets I hit to suffer a -1 to their next roll.
[4] You now apply a -1 penalty to all rolls made by someone you hit on the same turn as when you hit them. This penalty cannot lower an roll below 4.
Respawn, summon a Fat-Man (The gun from fallout), aim at the main boss, and fire the mini-nuke.
[2] You don't gain any nukes.
Respawn as a Samurai. Spam !Gil Toss.
Megggas wielded. [3
+1] You kill a few wyrms in a hail of coins.
Respawn as a dance champion and challenge wyrms into dance off. Dance off will keep going until one side falls from exhaustion.
[3] You dance two wyrms to death.
Pull the swarm out of the metal.
[5] You throw them into the nearest body of water.
Cast Flare.
[
4+1] You kill the remaining players, except for Megggas and endlessblaze. Everyone else who's not Beirus: respawn?
Battlefield state
A massive crater filled with molten metal.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 5/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
State
Unharmed.
Oceanic Wyrm Swarm
Abilities
[
Non-elemental]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Offensive Water Affinity]
[
Mist of Life]
[
Flare]
State
8% unharmed.
92% dead.
Submerged.
Deathcount: 38
Coolrune206
Dead.
TheBiggerFish
Dead.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Paphi
Dead.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor is inactive and cannot control body.
Has bruised stomach.
Nunzillor
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Opon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
Dead.
Beirus
A jellyfish.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
Can't move on land.
crazyabe
Dead.
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