"Grrrrrrrrrrr...ok who's doing this...."
SPIRT PURGE!
((basicly an anti-possesion spell, it works agianst spirts and magical hostile takeovers of the body. It may or may not remove mind control but that's fine becasue if I got the will power to try casting the spell in the first place, I have enough will to have a battle in the center of the mind so I can try to break free))
[1] You fail, and whatever is possessing you decides to counterattack.
[3] You punch yourself in the stomach. It leaves a bruise.
Respawn and do my best to pelt the boss with random summoned weapons and projectiles, as all I'm good at is summoning weapons and shields. Probably armor too.
[5] You kill 16 wyrms via hail of weapons.
Respawn and become a blood mage.
[3] You gain the ability to drain life from anything you wound.
Respawn with a shot gun and some meh armor/
[6] You spawn with some armour and an adamantine shotgun with a radiation hazard warning on the side.
Be the one zombie I raised, being my own corpse from the first time. loot my now dead necromancer self. use book to turn self into lich, and try again at zombifying all the things.
[1] Your zombie and all of your corpses have been destroyed.
YET MORE FIREBALLS.
[2] You summon more lack of fire.
Throw out one of my Poke-De-balls, Because I want my Poke-Demons now!
[3] You unleash a demonic bidoof.
Respawn. Channel eldritch powers to myself.
[2] You do cartwheels spelling out eldritch runes. There is no response.
Kill the wyrms with my venom.
[1] You find that you can't move on land.
Respawn with two Dragon Whiskers and Dual Wield. Use !Jump to inflict massive damage.
[3] You spawn with only one Dragon Whisker.
Apply a [Power Lust Affinity] to myself which will cause anyone who looks at me to feel an irresistible desire to wield me in combat.
[5] You now will be equipped by the next player to make an attack whenever you aren't being wielded.
Summon a flood.
[3] You summon some small pools of water.
Kill Coolrune with one of the pools of water.
[6
+1] You hurl most of the free water in the general area of the battlefield into space along with Coolrune. He is reduced to a fine mist. Coolrune: respawn?
[6] The Wyrm Swarm deflects the entire barrage of bolts at some other nation. Their sacrifice will be remembered for a non-zero length of time.
Battlefield state
A massive dry crater. There is a rain of crossbow bolts that is predicted to continue until the end of turn 7, and is also expected to be deflected at the boss.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 5/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
State
Unharmed.
Oceanic Wyrm Swarm
Abilities
[
Non-elemental]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Offensive Water Affinity]
[
Mist of Life]
[
Flare]
State
44% unharmed.
56% dead.
One under control of spazyak.
Deathcount: 21
Coolrune206
Dead.
TheBiggerFish
Alive.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Drains life from anything he wounds.
Paphi
Alive.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed.
Has bruised stomach.
Nunzillor
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
Has a Dragon Whisker.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
Is wearing armour.
Has a nuclear shotgun.
Beirus
A jellyfish.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
Can't move on land.
crazyabe
Has a demonic bidoof.
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