Add a Thunder Affinity to myself, which causes me to do extra damage against enemies with a Water affinity.
[5] Done.
Respawn.
Then...
MORE FIREBALLS.
[2] You get a few sparks.
Spawn.
Summon large logs above the aegis.
[2] You don't find the Aegis.
Respawn, and use summon crossbow to summon a hundred floating crossbows. Then, using magic, FIRE THEM ALL.
[6] You create a temporary rain of crossbow bolts. Everyone who acts this turn must roll to dodge them. Except for AoshimaMichio.
[2] You get hit by a few bolts.
point out that I am not on the list as "dead" and laugh at the results of that last attack ending up murdering half the world. then whip out a grenade and toss it at the swarm.
[6] You throw a mininuke at a cluster of wyrms. You are caught in the explosion, but manage to kill a few. Respawn?
[3] You get hit by a crossbow bolt immediately after dying.
Fill the wounds with healing angry benevolence. Then, stab stab stab.
"If you stop killing us, we'll probably stop killing you!"
[3] You heal your stomach.
[6] You deflect enough of the rain of bolts for it to continue until the end of next turn.
find a mech suit and put it on
[1] You respawn, and try to put on one of the oceanic wyrms. It eats you. Respawn?
[1] The wyrm that ate you gets peppered with crossbow bolts and dies.
Can I say I am very far above the battlefield? Because in that case I summon orbital kinetic warhead launcher. It fires a one ton tungsten carbide rod down on the battlefield.
[2] You miss the battlefield.
Respawn.
!Dualcast Mute and Carbuncle.
[6] You give all living players the ability to reflect magic. You also mute yourself and the wyrm swarm.
[3] You get a bolt in the arm. It didn't hit anything important.
RESPAWN! CAST LANCE OF LIGHT ON THE BOSS!
[5] You rip through several of the wyrms.
[2] You get a crossbow bolt through the spine.
Respawn. Become thundermancer.
[1] You become vulnerable to thunder.
[5] You dodge the rain of bolts.
Spawn as jellyfish. Take over mind of avatar.
They seem to be immune to that sort of thing.
Remove the reflection.
[5] Done.
Kill endlessblaze with a jet of water.
[2
+2] You destroy one of endlessblaze's lungs.
[2] Two of you get killed by bolts.
Battlefield state
A massive water-filled crater. There is a rain of crossbow bolts that is predicted to continue until the end of turn 6.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 5/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
State
Unharmed.
Oceanic Wyrm Swarm
Abilities
[
Non-elemental]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Offensive Water Affinity]
[
Mist of Life]
[
Flare]
State
86% unharmed.
14% dead.
Mute. (Cannot cast spells.)
Deathcount: 12
Coolrune206
Has several crossbow wounds.
TheBiggerFish
Alive.
Nidilap
Has squidward powers.
AoshimaMichio
Is wearing very good power armour.
Is far away from the battlefield.
Paphi
Vulnerable to thunder.
endlessblaze
Has a bolt in his spine.
Has a destroyed lung.
Nunzillor
Has extremely good armour.
Has a spear of goodness and light.
Missing a leg.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
Mute.
Has a crossbow wound in his arm.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
Dead.
Beirus
A jellyfish.
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