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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #120 on: January 23, 2008, 12:28:00 am »

An Overlord dropship has arrived.
The Overlord takes potshots with its light gauss rifles at the Thunderhawk in the hull!
It is dented!
Apache, Battlemaster, boards dropship.
Overlord drops a Mobile Field Base.
MFB recovers Warhawk.
MFB recovers Elemental.
MFB boards dropship.
Apache, Overlord, docks with Invincible in orbit.
The Invincible enters hyperspace.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #121 on: January 23, 2008, 12:32:00 am »

Invincible cancels enter hyperspace: Blackstone Fortress.
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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #122 on: January 23, 2008, 12:33:00 am »

Xotes retreats back into his cave, tossing the remaining penguin at a marine.
Xotes pulls a book on a bookcase, and a secret door opens. He enters into a room filled with electronic equipment and promptly takes a seat at the main computer. He grabs a headset and puts it on.

"Overlord, sir? Yeah, everything's pretty much gone to hell up here, and I could use some assistance."

Loud and annoying laughter is heard over the headset and Xotes falls over, twitching.

[ January 23, 2008: Message edited by: Xotes ]

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #123 on: January 23, 2008, 12:51:00 am »

Invincible enters hyperspace from pirate jump-point.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #124 on: January 23, 2008, 12:54:00 am »

The Invincible has arrived in orbit of Issunkar Anur, The Everlasting Dimensions of Wonder.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #125 on: January 23, 2008, 01:00:00 am »

The Battle Barge "Centurio" has exited the immaterium in a high polar orbit above Issunkar Anur.

EDIT: wow, we went from a simple brawl to a full-blown Waaagh! in just a few pages.

[ January 23, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #126 on: January 23, 2008, 01:16:00 am »

Not that the Earth being destroyed helped any,  :p.

The Invincible releases the Overlord dropship.
The Overlord has arrived.
Overlord lands in wilderness near a mountain.
The Overlord drops the Battlemaster.
Apache, Battlemaster, cancels patrol: unconscious.
(Be back tomorrow!)

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #127 on: January 23, 2008, 01:27:00 am »

Coyote cancels launch massive invasion: BED!!
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #128 on: January 23, 2008, 02:05:00 am »

code:
Scorpios sends out Arbok!
Arbok uses Wrap!
Foe Arcanine is wrapped! It's unable to move!
Foe Arcanine is hurt by Wrap!
Arbok uses Bodyslam!
Foe Arcanine fainted!
Arbok gained 2461 exp. points!
Arbok gained a level!

am i doin it rite?

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 find that I identify forum goers more by their signatures than anything else.
That being said, I should probably think of something witty to put here.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #129 on: January 23, 2008, 03:56:00 am »

Moon, satellite cancels apocalypse; interrupted by divine intervention!
It begins raining BLOOD!   :D
The spinning lightning strike the earth! x666   :D

MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!   :D
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!   :D

(WOw, I love this thread! Do you realize you have written five pages in less than a day? thats I am quite sure is the record for this forum.)

[ January 23, 2008: Message edited by: Armok ]

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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #130 on: January 23, 2008, 04:06:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>Moon, satellite cancels apocalypse; interrupted by divine intervention!
It begins raining BLOOD!    :D
The spinning lightning strike the earth! x666    :D

MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!    :D
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!    :D

(Wow, I love this thread! Do you realize you have written five pages in less than a day? thats I am quite sure is the record for this forum.)

[ January 23, 2008: Message edited by: Armok ]</STRONG>


You know we love ya!!
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #131 on: January 23, 2008, 05:08:00 am »

Yea.  :)
*hugs Pandarsenic*
You hug the Legendary Sniperdwarf Proficient Megalomaniac in the upper body!
it is incarnated!
"Oups! sorry."

This community is the best.

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Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #132 on: January 23, 2008, 05:14:00 am »

*Pandarsenic's right lung is pierced again*
*Pandarsenic falls over and dies in pool of his own vomit*
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #133 on: January 23, 2008, 09:12:00 am »

Kyselina, the Armok hater was bought to live again!
Kyselina wears the armor of invicibility.
Kyselina attends a party for elves.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #134 on: January 23, 2008, 09:40:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Scorpios:
<STRONG>
code:
Scorpios sends out Arbok!
Arbok uses Wrap!
Foe Arcanine is wrapped! It's unable to move!
Foe Arcanine is hurt by Wrap!
Arbok uses Bodyslam!
Foe Arcanine fainted!
Arbok gained 2461 exp. points!
Arbok gained a level!

am i doin it rite?</STRONG>



We're using the format Dwarf Fortress messages use (for the most part), but there isn't really a "right" way to put it, as long as it's awesome.
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