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Author Topic: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...  (Read 13896 times)

Wood Gnome

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #135 on: January 23, 2008, 11:32:00 am »
Wood Gnome wanders aimlessly across the forum.
Wood Gnome encounters a legendary entertaining thread.
Legendary thread continues for six awsome pages.
Wood Gnome snorts dwarven beer out her nose.


"i'm gonna need more beer...."   :D

Wood Gnome bows in humble homage to the legendary Bay Watchers in the thread and ducks behind a dwarven beer barrel to avoid the carnage.

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Bingbing

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #136 on: January 23, 2008, 12:00:00 pm »
Bingbing attempts to summon a demon!
Bingbing cancels summon demon: failed.
The summoning went wrong!
Toady One was summoned!
A hole in reality to the Void appeared!

Bingbing cancels running in circles: sucked into Void

Bingbing suffocated.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #137 on: January 23, 2008, 12:16:00 pm »
Apache, Battlemaster, cancels patrol: Recalled.
(On Earth again)
Apache, Battlemaster, has arrived.
The Battlemaster grabs Kyselina by the head with its left hand!
The Battlemaster throws Kyselina by the head!
Kyselina has collided with an obstacle.
Kyselina is stunned!
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Impending Doom

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #138 on: January 23, 2008, 12:26:00 pm »
Coyote cancels follow Apache: Warp Storm.
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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

Impending Doom

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #139 on: January 23, 2008, 12:58:00 pm »
The Blackstone Fortress fires its Nova Cannon at Kyselina in the upper body.
It is utterly annihilated!
Kyselina, Armok-hater, has been struck down.
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Quote from: Robert A.Heinlein
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

Kyselina

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #140 on: January 23, 2008, 01:29:00 pm »
I have my whole body covered in armor of invicibility. Sorry.

Kyselina was on a good party lately.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #141 on: January 23, 2008, 01:35:00 pm »
Armoire of Invicibility cancels task flying through space, having adventures: plummeting to earth.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #142 on: January 23, 2008, 01:38:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>I have my whole body covered in armor of invicibility. Sorry.

Kyselina was on a good party lately.</STRONG>


Fenrir cancels Tolerate the Armok-Hater: Bad Roleplaying
The Roleplayers ignore the Armok-Hater in the posts.
They don't exist!
Kyselina, Armok-Hater, has been struck down.

[ January 23, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

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Armok

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #143 on: January 23, 2008, 01:40:00 pm »
The spinning lightning strikes Kyselina in the head!
The spinning !!carp!! strikes Kyselina in the head!
The spinning black hole strikes Kyselina in the head!
The spinning gamma ray strikes Kyselina in the head!
The spinning comment strikes Kyselina in the head!
The spinning !!hatred!! strikes Kyselina in the head!
It is bruised!
Armok, God of Blood has become enraged!  :mad:
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Xotes

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #144 on: January 23, 2008, 01:54:00 pm »
Xotes, Scout, climbs out of the Xotes-cave, boomstick in hand.

"Tell ME he won't send any reinforcements, the bastard. I needed those troops!"

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Wood Gnome

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #145 on: January 23, 2008, 02:14:00 pm »
Wood Gnome pours dwarven beer on Kyselina's head.  Kyselina's head begins to pickle.  It is numb!
Wood Gnome wields empty beer barrel, throwing barrel with great force at Kyselina's torso.  It explodes!  Kyselina is torn in half.
Wood Gnome dances on Kyselina's remains and offers dwarven beer to the rest of the players in an epic bloody celibration to honor the bloody god Armok.

"Long live Armok, god of blood!"

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Impending Doom

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #146 on: January 23, 2008, 02:18:00 pm »
Coyote cancels drink beer and celebrate: several hundred light-years away.
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Quote from: Robert A.Heinlein
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #147 on: January 23, 2008, 03:39:00 pm »
Well this is an interesting thread.  Shame I got stuff I need to do today or I would join in.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #148 on: January 23, 2008, 03:54:00 pm »
Wow, I started a thread with 150 odd replies. Shame its entirely off topic...
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Impending Doom

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #149 on: January 23, 2008, 04:00:00 pm »
If you want, we can start a completely new thread for the epic battle for the blood god.
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Quote from: Robert A.Heinlein
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.
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