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apache1990

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #90 on: January 22, 2008, 10:17:00 pm »

Apache, Battlemaster, resumes menace Fenrir
PA System: "You'd better be creating the Bay Watcher Arena!"
The Battlemaster charges electromagnetic coils.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #91 on: January 22, 2008, 10:17:00 pm »

Xotes picks up a penguin and hurls it at a rock. A small explosion ensues. Xotes laughs manaically.

Xotes engraves something in the stone. On the stone is an engraving of a humanoid, a penguin and penguins. The humanoid is laughing. The penguin is exploding. The penguins are cowering in fear.

Xotes is confused by Fenrir, before noticing he went in the cave and did not come back out. He goes in the cave again, and comes back out.

"It's a time paradox. Don't push it."

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Xotes ]

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"Compatibility mode", dude. If he tries running it under "capatability mode" some terrible thing involving elder gods will probably happen.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #92 on: January 22, 2008, 10:20:00 pm »

Mad Scientist grabs Battlemaster.
Battlemaster has been struck down.
Mad Scientist has begun a mysterious construction.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #93 on: January 22, 2008, 10:22:00 pm »

Coyote cancels command musketdwarves: Gawking at odd technological fell mood.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #94 on: January 22, 2008, 10:22:00 pm »

Apache, Battlemaster, cancels violent rampage: disabled.
Apache has ejected!
Apache picks up an Elemental Powered Armor.
Apache wears Elemental Powered Armor.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #95 on: January 22, 2008, 10:28:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by apache1990:
<STRONG>"You'd better be creating the Bay Watcher Arena!"</STRONG>

Fenrir winces and looks guilty. "It's on my to-do list. Seriously, it is." Fenrir says. The monstrous wolf pulls out a spiral bound notebook, flips through the pages, and gestures to a checklist. "See," he says, "There it is."

Engraved on the paper is an image of goals and checkboxes in ink. The goals are surrounded by the checkboxes. The checkboxes are unchecked.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #96 on: January 22, 2008, 10:30:00 pm »

The spinning +Musketball Volley+ strikes the battlemaster in the head.
The shot glances away.
The spinning +Musketball Volley+ strikes the battlemaster in the upper body.
The shot glances away.
The spinning +Musketball Volley+ strikes the battlemaster in the lower body.
The shot glances away.
The spinning +Musketball Volley+ strikes the battlemaster in the head.
The shot glances away.
The spinning +Musketball Volley+ strikes the battlemaster in the lower body.
The shot glances away.

"No...way..."

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #97 on: January 22, 2008, 10:33:00 pm »

Apache, Elemental, resumes defend Battlemaster chassis.
The Elemental fires a missile at the mad scientist in the lower body!
It explodes in gore!
Mad scientist has been struck down.
The Elemental fires a missile at the musketdwarf in the head!
It collapses into the body, a lump of gore.
Musketdwarf has been struck down.
The Elemental fires its small laser at the musketdwarf in the musket!
It is melted!
The Elemental claws the musketdwarf in the upper body with its armored claw.
It is torn to pieces!
Musketdwarf has been struck down.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #98 on: January 22, 2008, 10:35:00 pm »

Xotes back-flips a couple times for the heck of it.

"My reflexes come from years of playing video games!"

Xotes grabs another penguin and throws it into the Xotes-cave. Smoke billows out of it.

"Then again, maybe I SHOULDN'T have thrown an explosive penguin into my secret lair. Damn."

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"Compatibility mode", dude. If he tries running it under "capatability mode" some terrible thing involving elder gods will probably happen.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #99 on: January 22, 2008, 10:37:00 pm »

The Mobile Field Base has arrived.
MFB strikes the Battlemaster in the upper body!
It is salvaged!
The Mobile Field Base has left.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #100 on: January 22, 2008, 10:40:00 pm »

Scorpios has arrived.
Scorpios cancels understand thread: job item misplaced.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #101 on: January 22, 2008, 10:42:00 pm »

The Elemental picks up Scorpios' [THOUGHT] part, and returns it to him.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: apache1990 ]

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #102 on: January 22, 2008, 10:43:00 pm »

Coyote has siezed a mechanic's workshop
Coyote has begun a mysterious construction!

Coyote has created "Steve", a Ceramite Dreadnought!

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #103 on: January 22, 2008, 10:51:00 pm »

The Mobile Field Base has arrived.
Apache, Elemental, enters mobile field base.
The Warhawk powers up from cold start.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #104 on: January 22, 2008, 10:58:00 pm »

Steve fires his assault cannon at the mobile base in the powerplant.
It is battered!
the powerplant looks overloaded!
The powerplant melts down.
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