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[Shadestyle]

"Certainly, we keep enough Oz kits on board our own vessel to easily supply the demand, as for sales, I have a teleporter right on board to a friend who uses the beast carcasses and live specimens for a restaurant he owns, he also happens to be the one who informed me of this place, a person named Louie, short man, but with a high moral stock so to speak, so long as his belly is full at least!"

He chuckles, along with Zero.


The screen details a planet named "PNF-404" along with pages and pages of what look to be typed and handwritten notes about local flora and fauna, categorized by location, Claptrapper hmms and haws as he types on the device and drags certain locations to a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

[kj1225]

"... Didn't I have coffee with you earlier?"

Kyle looks at the planet's name.
"Hey, I know that place."

[Dustan Hache]

((Error 404, Planet not found.))
he would raise an eyebrow at the mention of "Oz kits"
"Oz kits? what are those exactly?"

[PrivateNomad]

"... Didn't I have coffee with you earlier?"

"That's right."

[Shadestyle]

"Is that so? Wonderful to see an abundance of Universal geography in today's relative youth!"

Claptrapper looks around and then whispers at the exact same volume.

"Personally, this place seems like a deathtrap to me! The creatures and plant life are so massive, even the bugs are giant!"

"Not to mention the fact that the only logs I have on the place are romantic poetry, advertising and recipes!"


"A damn poor font choice
It's really slang for 'O2'
As in, Oxygen."

"As my companion said, it is merely a fad from the primary users of these devices, who upon reading the name, mistook '2' for 'z', and the rather catchy name stuck, despite the manufacturer's best efforts."

[kj1225]

Ian scratches his head.
"Hm. Okay."

Kyle scratches his head.
"Uh... how big are the people that were there?"

[Shadestyle]

"The people who explored it originally? or the mysterious race that presumably lived there previously?"

[kj1225]

Kyle's companion climbs onto his shoulders.
"The people that explored it bolt brain!"

[Projeck37]

"Right, well, I guess we should get going, huh?"

[Shadestyle]

"AHHHHGH don't bolt my brain!"

He screams and performs a spirited donut while screaming for about a minute.

"About as tall as myself!"

He says, having stopped screaming and running.

[kj1225]

Kyle looks down at Claptrap, then seems to do some mental math as he compares them to himself.
"... That's pretty big."

[Dustan Hache]

"heh, some mistake.
 anyways, I'm going to check my gear really quick, maybe try and get some tranquilizer serum to replace my bullets with."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I'd like to build myself a weapon, or something at least, before we go.  Unless your shortcut is something I can use without you navigating."

[Shadestyle]

"Indeed, Myself and my companion also have business to attend to before our trip can begin. merely speak to my Claptrapper unit to be let into the ship when you are ready."

"Make no mistakes friend.
The unprepared may meet death.
Instead, lets have fun."

Zer0 gives a thumbs up, and they continue on their unspecified shopping.


"Indeed, friend of mine!"

[PrivateNomad]

"Right, well, I guess we should get going, huh?"

"Sure thing."

Suddenly they find themselves in front of a door, the surrounding area appearing to be a small village in a snowy forest.

"Welcome to Snowdin. Go ahead inside, I need to check the mail right quick."

"I'd like to build myself a weapon, or something at least, before we go."