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Author Topic: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...  (Read 769042 times)

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6525 on: November 28, 2015, 06:52:53 pm »
"......what's that look for?"
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6526 on: November 28, 2015, 06:53:50 pm »
Dackly suddenly feels strange, as though someone silly enough to look directly at her might impede her ability to exit a room right before they are petrified.

Dackly can no longer die so long as whoever made that drink is alive.

Dackly's head becomes a cylinder.

"Huh, I feel kinda immortal right now..."

"Hey, new chick, you should meet my best friend Alan, you two must go to the same clothing store or something."
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Quote from: Twi on April 14, 2016, 09:03:21 pm
You are now having excessive amounts of fun

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6527 on: November 28, 2015, 06:54:32 pm »
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on November 28, 2015, 06:50:00 pm
".......you don't even seem to look bad as a girl, but I suppose it would be a good idea for you to turn back lest this has any other side-effects."
"It'll happen, eventually.  And it doesn't seem to have any side effects yet.  To be honest, I'm sort of curious what it's like...  Would you mind helping me with shopping, once GB gets back from barspace?  Just in case my luck keeps.

Uh, Dackly, it's me.  Apparently Wild Magic does this."
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6528 on: November 28, 2015, 06:55:14 pm »
".....alright. I may as well, seeing as I'm not having any luck myself."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6529 on: November 28, 2015, 06:55:25 pm »
"Uh, nevermind."
idou suddenly dropkicks alan "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FOOL"
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6530 on: November 28, 2015, 06:55:29 pm »
ENG would take a deep breath as he depetrifies, and decides to head to the bar. Upon arriving, he finds Alan as a girl, and dackly's head turned into a cylinder.
"...Alright. Which one of you did this?"
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6531 on: November 28, 2015, 06:56:04 pm »
"My own fault."
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6532 on: November 28, 2015, 06:56:16 pm »
"He did it to himself by taking too much of that Wild Magic drink."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6533 on: November 28, 2015, 06:57:56 pm »
"Downed like three of those drinks at once.  Good stuff."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6534 on: November 28, 2015, 06:58:04 pm »
He would immediately facepalm, muttering something about toiling in god's domain, before ordering a "Wild Magic" for himself. he would not drink it, however.
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6535 on: November 28, 2015, 06:59:06 pm »
Nisfib walks into the bar
"Two Wild magics."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6536 on: November 28, 2015, 07:00:04 pm »
((Preemptively rolling: 8213, 47103))
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6537 on: November 28, 2015, 07:00:29 pm »
Bolvan wordlessly serves the drinks.
((2 1d10000 for Nisfib))
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6538 on: November 28, 2015, 07:00:48 pm »
Quote from: Twinwolf on November 28, 2015, 07:00:04 pm
((Preemptively rolling: 8213, 47103))
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Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on December 08, 2015, 05:16:08 pm
Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
Quote from: Caellath on IRC
<Caellath>: Twinwolf, your thirst for blood has been noted.

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Holy phazon Monsters Samus!
« Reply #6539 on: November 28, 2015, 07:02:50 pm »
(second roll has one too many numbers. you overdid it.
EDIT: 1d1000 eggs fall from the sky dealing 1d6 damage to the entire party. )
« Last Edit: November 28, 2015, 07:05:45 pm by Dustan Hache »
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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