COUNTER-CHARGE THE GOAT WITH MY INTENSE SPEED!
poketwo: [1+2]
DoctorMcTaalik: [4]
It's a decent try, but the goat proves faster. Again.
Burrow away like amole, countering their attacks visciously with the fork of truth!
[3] A mole you are not. Kicking loose dirt around is not enough to get you away. [3] They kinda shove you around a bit [2] but it is still enough to knock you over.
Force Feed DoctorMcTaalik myself and Invade His Brain, FORCING HIM UNDER MY CONTROL!
First you need to find him. [5-1] Which you somehow do. That took long enough that you need to take a break for rest of the turn.
I suck out my brain and thus become Joseph McCarthy. Then I put mister meteot man on all of the blacklists.
[2] You cannot suck your own brain.
Retreat and attempt to find a phone. I need to call in backup, and know the number to call base for backup. shame it takes roughly a hour for them to get here and the landing is absurdly visible to everything..
[2] You can't find a phone anywhere. It is quite mysterious news about this town managed to even reach your organization.
Pin down poketwo. Destroy / render his eyes useless in whatever way would be easiest.
AkumaKasai [4]
poketwo [3+2]
Why does everybody always end up dodging each other? Hug and put your differences aside. I need BRAINS!
Force Feed DoctorMcTaalik myself and Invade His Brain, FORCING HIM UNDER MY CONTROL!
Relevant
Thoroughly chew, swallow, and digest the carrot, bleating contentedly. If Poketwo's character tries to get up, go ahead and kick her in the skull.
DoctorMcTaalik [2]
crazyabe [5-1]
That carrot doesn't look very appetizing. You cannot attack twice per turn.
Hunting zombies!
[3] Your search leads you to the wonton shop. You find a group of bikers beating a kid and one zombie drooling around. Decision, decisions...
Kevak
Brain points: 1
Is a 10 points performer
1 Bonesaw
NJW2000
Brain points: 3
Fist bleeding
Beaten
On ground. -1 for anything related to movement.
1 Fork of Truth (+1 for attacking)
AkumaKasai
Brain points: 0
Big brained human
Has plenty of dirt under his skin. -1 for anything using hands.
DoctorMcTaalik
Brain points: 1
Is a goat
Has lost a horn
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Brain points: 1
Is a brainless zombie
1 shotgun
poketwo:
Brain points: 0
Is a little girl
Thinks she's a goblin
Has crush at Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has telescopic vision
Has chameleoline skin
Can sprint very fast: +2 for running
1 Fallout 1
1 knife.
Dustan Hache
Brain points: 0
Is X-COM agent
Has silver tongue: +1 for talking
1 pistol
crazyabe
Brain points: 0
Is a Radioactive Carrot like parasite. -1 to movement without a host.
SaberToothTiger
Brain points: 0
Is anti-communist.
Camp:
Kevak
DoctorMcTaalik
AkumaKasai
poketwo
SaberToothTiger
crazyabe
Wonton Shop:
7 angry bikers
1 dead biker with knife in his heart
2 dead bikers
guard
chef
kitchen assistant
10 rednecks hunting zombies and aliens. Armed with various farming implements.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
NJW2000
Somewhere in town:
Dustan Hache
People alive: 994/1000
Mr. Evil Meteor:
HP: 350/350