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Author Topic: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!  (Read 22838 times)

AoshimaMichio

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2015, 01:59:02 pm »

GO to wonton shop. Assess situation stealthily, wait for companion to help. Try and reclaim pants.

[1] There's like ten bikers hanging in front of it and singing together with a guard. Probably more inside.
And you can have your bloody pants. Now it looks like you let bloody dirrhea into your pants. Gz!

Kill the goat. Make it suffer.

[2 vs 3] How do limbs work again? You have hard time figuring that out without a brain.


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NJW2000

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2015, 02:09:13 pm »

Offer to sell my rad, tight, designer black n'bloody pants to the biker dudes. Use American definition of pants regardless of actual status. Then tell them they can have the pants for free if they beat up the guard, who incidentally called them all redneck gearheads. Walk into Won-ton shop, and order a completely random collection of numbers, to be delivered to the campsite.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2015, 04:26:59 pm »

Kill the goat and tear out its brain. Put its brain in my head.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #48 on: October 12, 2015, 04:36:28 pm »

((...Oops.))

Meeeeh!

Kill the goat and tear out its brain. Put its brain in my head.

Headbutt.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2015, 04:41:41 pm »

FIX ME CHOPPA ND KILL SOME NEARBY KIDS!
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2015, 02:10:20 am »

Offer to sell my rad, tight, designer black n'bloody pants to the biker dudes. Use American definition of pants regardless of actual status. Then tell them they can have the pants for free if they beat up the guard, who incidentally called them all redneck gearheads. Walk into Won-ton shop, and order a completely random collection of numbers, to be delivered to the campsite.

[3] They open trade negotiations for your pants. Their counter offer is to beat you for the pants.


Kill the goat and tear out its brain. Put its brain in my head.

[4 vs 4] You and goat stand still, both trying to figure way to attack succesfully.

((...Oops.))

Meeeeh!

Kill the goat and tear out its brain. Put its brain in my head.

Headbutt.

[4 vs 5] AkumaKasai dodges gracefully your headbutt.


FIX ME CHOPPA ND KILL SOME NEARBY KIDS!

[6] YOUR CHOPPA IS FIX NOW! SO FIX IT IS TOO HEAVY!


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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2015, 03:06:05 am »

Fire my shotgun at other people
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NJW2000

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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2015, 10:58:55 am »

Then get out my pocket knife....

And cut the jeans up a little bit, to make them even more fashionable! Then reopen trade negotiations.

Throw them in the air, in the middle of the bikers and run indoors if attacked.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2015, 05:22:38 pm »

mmmmmmmmmEHEHEHEHHHHHHHH!!!!

HEAD. BUTT.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2015, 06:04:43 am »

Fire my shotgun at other people

[4] Why you have a shotgun? Crazy kid. Ork seems good target to start with.
[4 vs 3] You won't win any prices with this shot, but neither does poketwo with his poor dodge. He takes the shot into leg.

Then get out my pocket knife....

And cut the jeans up a little bit, to make them even more fashionable! Then reopen trade negotiations.

Throw them in the air, in the middle of the bikers and run indoors if attacked.


[3] Cutting the pants doesn't make them really that much fashionable. They offer to punch you lighter. Guess that's good enough. You throw pants at feet of the bikers.

mmmmmmmmmEHEHEHEHHHHHHHH!!!!

HEAD. BUTT.

[6 vs 4] Assuming AkumaKasai as your target. You butt him and he flies at feets of the poketwo. Your head hurts.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2015, 06:21:45 am »

CHARGE DAT COURIOUSBEAST_EATER GIT AND KILL 'IM
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2015, 10:22:30 am »

Roll my eyes at the failure of my peers to respect and obey our new overlord, then go into the Won-ton shop and offer free skull massages.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2015, 01:13:14 am »

CHARGE DAT COURIOUSBEAST_EATER GIT AND KILL 'IM
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2015, 12:28:57 am »

Back off, out of ZombieKasai's shambling range. Bleat intermittently.
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Re: Late night summer camp! Evil meteors!
« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2015, 11:08:27 am »

CHARGE DAT COURIOUSBEAST_EATER GIT AND KILL 'IM
CHARGE DAT COURIOUSBEAST_EATER GIT AND KILL 'IM
shot again

[5 vs 6] BOOM HEADSHOT! Da ork is ded! So dead that Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER totally ruined poketwo's brain. It is completely inedible, what a waste! No brain points for you!


Roll my eyes at the failure of my peers to respect and obey our new overlord, then go into the Won-ton shop and offer free skull massages.

[1] You get beaten by bikers for making such a gay offer.


Back off, out of ZombieKasai's shambling range. Bleat intermittently.

[3] "Maa!?"


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