Round 26: Government Cavalry Location: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snowing (12.5 inches)Time: Early Morning "So, what will it be, fellow Wiki-Warrior? Will you slay me as well? Because I'm not going to let myself just roll over and die." Hawk idly swings the Riot Gun around in his hands as he makes his statement for Ranger. The businesswoman shakes her head,
"I don't kill people with a proper dresscode, and we both will benefit from partnership." She gingerly places the Golf Club onto NAV's body before recovering a Police Pistol and some ammunition from the nearby bodies of fallen law enforcement. (+Police Pistol) She slides on up next to Hawk, who gives a look of great suspicion.
"Now hopefully I'll even be able to find somebody to shoot..." FallacyofUrist creeps through the crowd, gently pushing shoulders away, emulating Ezio. On the streets of of Denmark she spots High tyrol and Elephant Parade, in a biplane and on a horse respectively, simply idling there. Fallacy pulls out her rifle preempting a possible assault...
Hawk searches one of the police officers for extra pistol magazines, finds them and loots the body before reloading his own pistol. He wipes his hand against his thigh and looks at it, coated in blood. He's got to get somewhere with a doctor, or better yet, somewhere he can make some veggie juice. He wearily eyes Ranger who is standing much to close for him for his comfort, as they both head deeper into the city in search of supplies. (Scouting: 1,10) After countless destroyed stores, Hawk sits down, convinced that there's no way he's getting out of this one before he bleeds out. Ranger taps him on the shoulder and points towards a locally owned grocery that hasn't been touched much by the blast. The two of them head inside the door which is still attached by a single hinge. Some of the contents are now rolling on the floor, but most of the place is in good shape. The power is off, but the weather has provided its own form of natural refrigeration, which has kept all of the food fresh so far.
Abstract wordlessly watches Autumn leave before burying his face into his hands. He begins to quietly sob,
"....I'm....I'm I I'm a good person why? I helped those people all I want to do is live a nice life......." With tear-streaked eyes, he leaves the restaurant in search of some shelter, all the while trying not to give into depression and anguish. (
He checks himself into a decent motel and flops down on a single bed, burying his face in the pillows. All he had done was try to be the best that he could and give back to the world, and it took everything from it and spit on his face. He ponders between the lines of becoming a bitter villain or maybe just dropping out of society and living in nature where he could find peace. Or he could watch every Madea movie on TV, which he does for the night.
Execute hides behind a pile of crates and gives them a solid knocking, attracting the attention of the nearest guard. He spins around, eyeing the crates and taking his sword out, cautiously approaching the spot...(9+2 vs. 7) Execute appears in the corner of the guard's eye, and before he can react Execute swings a chunk of scrap metal he had obtained nearby and hits the conquistador right on the noggin'. He crumples into a unconscious pile of metal and weaponry.
Nunzillor bows to the doctor and heads outside to meet her roughly dozen-and-a-half strong militia behind the hospital, Tiny Chuck among them. Nunzillor's request have been met with standard assault rifles, a couple snowmobiles, one grenade launcher, two light machine guns and a handful of hunting rifles.
"Patriots of Wisconsin! The time has come to take our freedom!" (5+2) Nunzillor political agenda is met with a warm reception by the Tea Partiers and her battle plan is laid out with similar accord. Nunzillor requests a radio for the purpose of communication and she receives what she asks for. (+Handheld Radio Communicator) The group splits up into their various divisions as they leave to increase speed while decreasing the risk of them being all stopped at once.
(9+2) The leader's, Nunzillor and Tiny Chuck ski to the unseen and unpopulated side area of Denmark and lie in wait.
(1) The sniper's report that they are being stopped by highway police, further complicated by the fact that their guns are not registered.
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The assault team reach the edge of town with no hassle and begin moving in.
(2) One of the snowmobiles crashed on the way to the town, with the remaining snowmobile attempting to help out their fallen comrades, whose situation at the moment is currently unknown.
Greatness ducks into an empty tent where he can work on his helmet without disturbances, pushing past people who eagerly get out of the way of the Samurai with the blood stained sword. (3) Greatness sits down and gets to work on his mind-reading device, but it is bad condition, Person shot through not one but multiple layers of fibers that will require some serious workmanship on, Greatness could probably fix it himself, but he has to be careful, one wrong move and he could permanently disable it.
Elephant Parade gets off his literal high horse to pitch his idea to the townspeople that he will sell his art in exchange for weaponry. This fails for two main reasons, 1. The people who's homes have been destroyed and possibly have had loved ones recently killed are not in the mood to buy art and 2. Elephant Parade, while an acclaimed artist in his hometown, is not known here, and does not actually have a portfolio or any sample work with him at the moment, so there is nothing to go upon but his own word. What a bunch of losers, one little Apocalypse and no one cares about landscape paintings anymore.
High tyrol makes her daring maneuver, leaping right out of the cockpit of her plane and into the driver's seat of her racecar, a move that would surely have netted her 8.7 had professional judges been watching. She looks to ram her vehicle into the elusive Fallacy who she hears is sneaking around, (1) and spots her standing right in front of her! (8+2 vs. 9) Fallacy runs away screaming but Tyrol doesn't take her foot off of the gas, up to the point where she hits Fallacy, knocking her to the ground. Tyrol revs the engine, about to finish her off when the social critic notices a horrified crowd gathering around Fallacy. It's at this point that Tyrol realizes she has mistaken a random Texan/Algerian-looking woman for Fallacy. Whoops.
A mixture of lights and sirens attract the people of Denmark, who navigate to the edge of their campsite to greet the emergency vehicles that have arrived, among them are cruisers and SUVS from the Green Bay Police Department, ambulances, and FEMA trucks. The first order of business is attending to the sick and injured while the officials begin corralling people into groups to be transferred to Green Bay by order of importance; a visible wave of calm and hope is sparked in the crowds of people, even in the presence of police officers heavily armed and armored with Kelvar vests.
One police officer ducks into the tent where Greatness is tinkering with his helmet, "Sir, if you could come outside, we're getting everyone evacuated..." Once the officer realizes he is speaking to a Wiki-Warrior, his concerned expression turns to one of disdain. "Oh, you're one of those people who started this whole thing aren't ya'? Well you stay here and mind your damn business, you people are causing enough trouble already," he orders before leaving the tent.
A FEMA official puts his hand on Fallacy's shoulder, "Hey miss, the transportation is the other way...wait, why are you carrying all those guns?...Oh." He steps away. "Wiki-Warrior. Got it." He moves away from her, muttering something under his breath.
A group of ER's surround the civilian injured in the motor-vehicle accident and begin performing aid on her. High tyrol has not been noticed by the emergency officials nor has she been linked to the accident, but if she doesn't get out of here soon or come up with a story, trouble is going to get to her fast.
Nunzillor and Tiny Chuck watch the assault team from a distance as they begin to enter Denmark through a side road, unseen by anyone yet. "What the hell is that?" Nunzillor's attention snaps as Chuck points out vehicles coming into the city's main entrance. "Wait a second, what are the Feds doing here?" He glares at Nunzillor and in a harsh whisper exclaims, "You didn't tell me the fucking Feds were coming here! You expect us to fight the fucking police force?"
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger)
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword)
3 Officers
14 Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Right Ankle Pierced [Broken, Beanbag embedded into the bone], Right Thigh Slashed [Heavy Bleeding]
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill, Riot Gun [4/6], Police Pistol [9/9]
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese
Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana
Status: Normal
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana, Sympathizing Doctor Business Card, Handheld Radio Communicator
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.
Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/American
Aston Martin DP212: +Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car
Joel Halliwell: +2 Horseback Riding, +2 Inspiration, +English WWI Uniform
Dzhamal Otarsultanov: +2 Wrestling
Ira Shafer: +2 Law, +2 Politics
Jon Denning: +2 Driving
Status: Normal
Assets: Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car, English WWI Uniform, Green Bay Amateur Wrestling Champion Belt
Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Joseph Solvinto: +2 Boxing (+3 Punching Total)
Status: Left Forearm Fractured [-2 to Two-handed Actions]
Kills: 1
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area, Police Pistol [9/9]
Name: FallacyofUrist
Gender: Female
Nationality: Texan/Algerian
Bonnie Dasse: +2 Running, +9-Pound Shot Put Sphere
Special Organisation (Algeria): +2 Rifles, +1 Handguns, +1 Melee Combat, MAS-36 Rifle [5/5], MAB Model D Pistol [9/9], WWII Knife, 2 Modèle 1939 Landmines
Margaret Feinberg: +2 Christian Writing, +2 Christian Public Speaking
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: +2 Stealth (Must say (or internally think of) an incredibly cheesy or terrible Hollywood-stlye one-liner to incur bonus), + Sexy Camouflaged Stealth Outfit, +Unnecessary Sunglasses
Anne Wolf: +2 Classical, Jazz & Pop Piano Music
Status: Fine
Assets: MAS-36 Rifle [5/5], MAB Model D Pistol [9/9], WWII Combat Knife, 2 Modele 1939 Landmines, Sexy Camouflaged Stealth Outfit, Unnecessary Sunglasses