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Voting closed: October 11, 2015, 03:00:40 am

[Greatness942]

In that case:

If I fix it this turn, I'll then test it out by, once again, mindreading a civilian to find a Wiki-Warrior. Their thoughts may have been cleared by the moon, glistening in the sky to remind them of better days.

[TCM]

In that case:

If I fix it this turn, I'll then test it out by, once again, mindreading a civilian to find a Wiki-Warrior. Their thoughts may have been cleared by sunrise.

It's still nighttime, approximately somewhere between 12:00 and 1:30.

[Greatness942]

Oh! Okay, I wasn't paying attention to the time, assuming that was in the turn. I'll change mine to reflect that.

[TCM]

Oh! Okay, I wasn't paying attention to the time, assuming that was in the turn. I'll change mine to reflect that.

I added in time and weather a few turns ago to give the game more dynamic systems, thought it would make things a little more interesting.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

"I don't kill people with a proper dresscode and we both will benefit from partnership"

Leave the golf club on Nav's corpse, loot police pistol from one of the corpses and then help Hawk132 to get to a safe, warm place

[FallacyofUrist]

"Now hopefully I'll even be able to find somebody to shoot..."

Seek out Wiki-Warriors.

[High tyrol]

run over fallacy of urist in racecar

[Person]

By the way, you added a kill to Ukranian Ranger's tally, but not to Greatness's. Not sure if you missed any other death counts, but it probably doesn't matter too much given that no one else has actually died since Nanobones did all the way back in turn 14. And isn't that an interesting statistic.

[TinFoilTopHat]

Can of has wait list?

[Elephant Parade]

Start up a unique painting store—one that sells my paintings, of course. The gimmick: You can pay in weapons!

[TCM]

By the way, you added a kill to Ukranian Ranger's tally, but not to Greatness's. Not sure if you missed any other death counts, but it probably doesn't matter too much given that no one else has actually died since Nanobones did all the way back in turn 14. And isn't that an interesting statistic.

Thanks for catching that. As for that statistic, I think it's due to a change in playstyle around that time, where a lot of people switched from "seek & destroy", the prominent tactic in previous games, to other more subtle strategies, such as the multiple people gaining support/troops before engaging in combat.

I've also been thinking of implementing a system where killing important NPCs will also get you points; for example, killing a player companion (i.e., Execute's Loyal Servant) would net you .5 Points.

Can of has wait list?

You can.

[Person]

I'm not really sure about that rule about NPCs. I wouldn't necessarily be opposed, but the criterion for who is important enough and who isn't seems difficult to decide. Execute's Loyal Servant doesn't seem all that significant in comparison to their army for example. Are they all important? Only the officers and commander? Maybe even just the commander? I guess I'm indifferent as of yet. In any event, here's that first after action report. I forgot that that term existed. Also, I use the term conquistador here as a sort of generic one. It is a close enough description anyway. Also I guess this turned out longer than I was expecting. Names are courtesy of the first random generator that came up on google search. It is in a spoiler so that people don't have to scroll past it every time they read the page.

Spoiler: AAR:25 (click to show/hide)

Announcer 1: This is Graham Warren.
Announcer 2: And this is Van Harrison.
Graham: And you're watching the Wikipedia Warfare Report.
Van: The only place to get updated on the only sport worth watching.
Graham: Individual analysis of every combatant, examination of their tactics, and live updates on the state of the arena.
Van: Its all right here, on WWR.

*Opening fanfare and slow pan of the commentators and the room they're in.*

Graham: Well, we've certainly had an interesting game of wiki warfare so far haven't we?
Van: That's right. Most of our combatants seem to be playing the long game here, but we've had some good battles here in Denmark, Wisconsin.
Graham: One battle between a gun wielding American and a Japanese samurai. Another with a golf club berserker against a J.C. Penny executive and a furious politician who just want his ten minutes. All this happening in the same city. This never gets old.
Van: You're right about that. These battles could go any way you can imagine or even anywhere. Just ask that combatant named Execute! And isn't that a name to drive fear into your enemies. Execute!
Graham: NAV was a strong contender, but victory is almost never certain. No matter how strong you are individually, teamwork is a hell of a thing. In addition, Greatness has shown us all once more that you CAN bring a knife to a gun fight.
Van: The city isn't looking too good after all this conflict though. The way things are going, our contestants may have difficulty finding supplies and shelter in the future.
Graham: That's certainly the case. Who would have thought the beginning of this war would be fraught with so many "natural" disasters. Sometimes that's just how the cookie crumbles though.
Van: With that general analysis over with, lets move on to our contestants.

Graham: Well, let's start off with that Execute fellow you seem to like so much.
Van: Execute wasn't a particularly strong contender in our rankings at first, but they've been surprising us all throughout this conflict.
Graham: That goes to show you what a power limited only by imagination is capable of.
Van: As long as Execute succeeds in their fight against the conquistadors in the painting realm, they may well have an overwhelming force to back them up.
Graham: Muskets and Crossbows may be antiquated, but a ranged weapon is still a strong asset. Plus, 18 soldiers is more than any of our other contestants can say they have. Anyone who wants to take on Execute better have a good plan.
Van: Personally, I'd say the best shot at defeating Execute is to take them out as quickly as possible, ignoring their support.
Graham: Hoping the morale of those soldiers will drop with the death of their god's avatar eh? Not a bad choice. Still, Execute isn't exactly a pushover on their own.
Van: Indeed. Even without their army, they're one of the strongest individual combatants in this fight. All those skills they have access to make them a veritable jack of all trades.
Graham: Execute is someone to watch out for, ideally from a distance. A strong contender all around. Well, who's next?

Van: How about Twinwolf?
Graham: Well, Twinwolf isn't a particularly strong combatant, but they've got a few tricks to work with. Fire breath is not too shabby, and that swallow technique could come in handy in a pinch.
Van: How about that chocolate bar? Lightning may be random, but who knows?
Graham: Random is certainly the name of the game here. Their bonuses to law might come in handy too. Still, they better hope they find a way to get Kartouwe running, because as is they've only got their fire breath to count on. Either that, or find a different weapon,
Van: Plus, their fire breath needs a source. Maybe we'll move on to someone else, but don't count Twinwolf out yet.

Graham: Let's talk about our aforementioned furious politician, Hawk. Mr. 10 minutes is a familiar face to veteran fans of this sport. However, they've taken a fair bit of damage. That beanbag injury looks especially nasty. If someone were to attack them now, they wouldn't be in a good state.
Van: Definitely true, but Ukranian Ranger doesn't seem the type to betray them so easily. If they find enough veggies, they might not be in as much medical danger as you think. They've also got skill in medicine, so they should be able to patch them self up long enough to find further aid.
Graham: Hawk is also still on the side of the police, so Ukranian Ranger may face retaliation. If Hawk manages to get healed, they're a good contender for the long haul. With the police on their side, they might even stand a good chance against Execute.

Van: That's enough about them for now, so lets talk about Nunzillor. They've got a wide variety of supplies, and a doctor to heal them if things get hairy. Their resistance to pain is also exceptional.
Graham: That last factor puts them well above the rest of the pack. Only their lack of a vehicle keeps them from being at the top of the charts. There's probably not much else to say here, as they've not had much time to make their presence known. They're definitely one to watch though.

Van: What do you think about AbstractTraitorHero?
Graham: Well, its certainly an interesting name. But in all seriousness, they've got a sports car, some combat and law skill, and not much else. A vehicle can be a highly effective tool, so we'll have to wait and see.
Van: Their plan to be elected mayor was a good one, but things just didn't work out for them. We'll have to see if they can salvage something from the ruins of their plan. Let's keep going down the list, shall we?

Graham: We've already mentioned Ukranian Ranger a few times, and that goes to show you that they're making a name for themself.
Van: There's something to be said for someone who gets right into the action. Ranger is allied with the Police much like Hawk. If they keep working together, they could become quite the deadly duo in time.
Graham: Business, Politics, Combat, Martial Arts... A plethora of skills, and the money to show for it in their ownership of a J.C. Penny store. There's no surprise that they've scored a kill already.
Van: If they manage to access that money, things could be even better for them. Who's next?

Graham: That'd be that samurai, Greatness.
Van: Their regeneration has certainly shown its worth hasn't it. Greatness is a walking armory in their own right, and they've got the skills to use that armory.
Graham: Don't forget that helmet. If they fix it, it could be a powerful asset. Greatness is a top contender to be sure.
Van: Let's move on to our most recent additions. We don't have much to go on about them, but their assets and skills should give us insight toward their chances of survival.

Graham: Fallacy of Urist has a fair few combat skills, and the armaments to use them. Some of their articles might not have much tactical use, but almost any skill can be used to busk for cash.
Van: Their weapons may be from World War 2, but the armies of the day counted on them for a reason. Fallacy is someone to keep your eyes on.

Graham: High tyrol is our first combatant in awhile with an air vehicle. And an armed one to boot. Death from above is a tried and true strategy. On the other hand, they've also got a professional race car to work with.
Van: There's certainly no harm in having a backup. Still, other than those forceps, their personal weapons are lacking. They do have some political skill, but otherwise they're highly reliant on their vehicles.
Graham: Finally, lets have a look at Elephant Parade.
Van: Have a look eh? What I'm looking at is a different era of combat. Anyway, they've got a good sword, a musket as a ranged weapon, and a good horse. That's something right?
Graham: It is. Their other skills are nothing to frown at either. How about a look at the town?

Van: Why not? Denmark, Wisconsin is a sort of quiet, rural town with not many people. A larger city probably would have taken the conflict much easier, but there's something to be said about small towns.
Graham: In terms of overall resources, Denmark probably has a lot less to offer. You really need to look around if you want something specific. In addition, the local government is probably also smaller, and that means the police force is smaller too.
Van: Not only that, the official hospitals are probably bound up with victims of all those natural disasters, and much work is going to be needed to clean up the mess. The fire department is probably going to be busy for awhile.
Graham: They've been sent emergency relief though, so combatants should be weary of causing more trouble in sight of those who are coming to help.

Van: I think that's about enough for now. We'll see you next time?
Graham: Stay tuned in to WWR for all the latest news about this great battle.

Edit: So uh, any opinions on this?

[Greatness942]

I like it. This seems like a fun way for people to know what's going on with Archive Binging the entire match. I do wish you could do a thing where these 2 commentators discuss events as well, something like "In recent news of this match up, the Kauravan combatant NAV has been killed by UR at this point." Or something along those lines, but that's just me.

[TCM]

Round 26: Government Cavalry
Location: Denmark, Wisconsin
Weather Conditions: Snowing (12.5 inches)
Time: Early Morning

"So, what will it be, fellow Wiki-Warrior? Will you slay me as well? Because I'm not going to let myself just roll over and die." Hawk idly swings the Riot Gun around in his hands as he makes his statement for Ranger. The businesswoman shakes her head, "I don't kill people with a proper dresscode, and we both will benefit from partnership." She gingerly places the Golf Club onto NAV's body before recovering a Police Pistol and some ammunition from the nearby bodies of fallen law enforcement. (+Police Pistol) She slides on up next to Hawk, who gives a look of great suspicion.

"Now hopefully I'll even be able to find somebody to shoot..." FallacyofUrist creeps through the crowd, gently pushing shoulders away, emulating Ezio. On the streets of of Denmark she spots High tyrol and Elephant Parade, in a biplane and on a horse respectively, simply idling there. Fallacy pulls out her rifle preempting a possible assault...

Hawk searches one of the police officers for extra pistol magazines, finds them and loots the body before reloading his own pistol. He wipes his hand against his thigh and looks at it, coated in blood. He's got to get somewhere with a doctor, or better yet, somewhere he can make some veggie juice. He wearily eyes Ranger who is standing much to close for him for his comfort, as they both head deeper into the city in search of supplies. (Scouting: 1,10) After countless destroyed stores, Hawk sits down, convinced that there's no way he's getting out of this one before he bleeds out. Ranger taps him on the shoulder and points towards a locally owned grocery that hasn't been touched much by the blast. The two of them head inside the door which is still attached by a single hinge. Some of the contents are now rolling on the floor, but most of the place is in good shape. The power is off, but the weather has provided its own form of natural refrigeration, which has kept all of the food fresh so far.

Abstract wordlessly watches Autumn leave before burying his face into his hands. He begins to quietly sob, "....I'm....I'm I I'm a good person why? I helped those people all I want to do is live a nice life......." With tear-streaked eyes, he leaves the restaurant in search of some shelter, all the while trying not to give into depression and anguish. ( He checks himself into a decent motel and flops down on a single bed, burying his face in the pillows. All he had done was try to be the best that he could and give back to the world, and it took everything from it and spit on his face. He ponders between the lines of becoming a bitter villain or maybe just dropping out of society and living in nature where he could find peace. Or he could watch every Madea movie on TV, which he does for the night.

Execute hides behind a pile of crates and gives them a solid knocking, attracting the attention of the nearest guard. He spins around, eyeing the crates and taking his sword out, cautiously approaching the spot...(9+2 vs. 7) Execute appears in the corner of the guard's eye, and before he can react Execute swings a chunk of scrap metal he had obtained nearby and hits the conquistador right on the noggin'. He crumples into a unconscious pile of metal and weaponry.

Nunzillor bows to the doctor and heads outside to meet her roughly dozen-and-a-half strong militia behind the hospital, Tiny Chuck among them. Nunzillor's request have been met with standard assault rifles, a couple snowmobiles, one grenade launcher, two light machine guns and a handful of hunting rifles."Patriots of Wisconsin!  The time has come to take our freedom!" (5+2) Nunzillor political agenda is met with a warm reception by the Tea Partiers and her battle plan is laid out with similar accord. Nunzillor requests a radio for the purpose of communication and she receives what she asks for. (+Handheld Radio Communicator) The group splits up into their various divisions as they leave to increase speed while decreasing the risk of them being all stopped at once.
(9+2) The leader's, Nunzillor and Tiny Chuck ski to the unseen and unpopulated side area of Denmark and lie in wait.
(1) The sniper's report that they are being stopped by highway police, further complicated by the fact that their guns are not registered.
( The assault team reach the edge of town with no hassle and begin moving in.
(2) One of the snowmobiles crashed on the way to the town, with the remaining snowmobile attempting to help out their fallen comrades, whose situation at the moment is currently unknown.

Greatness ducks into an empty tent where he can work on his helmet without disturbances, pushing past people who eagerly get out of the way of the Samurai with the blood stained sword. (3) Greatness sits down and gets to work on his mind-reading device, but it is bad condition, Person shot through not one but multiple layers of fibers that will require some serious workmanship on, Greatness could probably fix it himself, but he has to be careful, one wrong move and he could permanently disable it.

Elephant Parade gets off his literal high horse to pitch his idea to the townspeople that he will sell his art in exchange for weaponry. This fails for two main reasons, 1. The people who's homes have been destroyed and possibly have had loved ones recently killed are not in the mood to buy art and 2. Elephant Parade, while an acclaimed artist in his hometown, is not known here, and does not actually have a portfolio or any sample work with him at the moment, so there is nothing to go upon but his own word. What a bunch of losers, one little Apocalypse and no one cares about landscape paintings anymore.

High tyrol makes her daring maneuver, leaping right out of the cockpit of her plane and into the driver's seat of her racecar, a move that would surely have netted her 8.7 had professional judges been watching. She looks to ram her vehicle into the elusive Fallacy who she hears is sneaking around, (1) and spots her standing right in front of her! (8+2 vs. 9) Fallacy runs away screaming but Tyrol doesn't take her foot off of the gas, up to the point where she hits Fallacy, knocking her to the ground. Tyrol revs the engine, about to finish her off when the social critic notices a horrified crowd gathering around Fallacy. It's at this point that Tyrol realizes she has mistaken a random Texan/Algerian-looking woman for Fallacy. Whoops.
A mixture of lights and sirens attract the people of Denmark, who navigate to the edge of their campsite to greet the emergency vehicles that have arrived, among them are cruisers and SUVS from the Green Bay Police Department, ambulances, and FEMA trucks. The first order of business is attending to the sick and injured while the officials begin corralling people into groups to be transferred to Green Bay by order of importance; a visible wave of calm and hope is sparked in the crowds of people, even in the presence of police officers heavily armed and armored with Kelvar vests.

One police officer ducks into the tent where Greatness is tinkering with his helmet, "Sir, if you could come outside, we're getting everyone evacuated..." Once the officer realizes he is speaking to a Wiki-Warrior, his concerned expression turns to one of disdain. "Oh, you're one of those people who started this whole thing aren't ya'? Well you stay here and mind your damn business, you people are causing enough trouble already," he orders before leaving the tent.

A FEMA official puts his hand on Fallacy's shoulder, "Hey miss, the transportation is the other way...wait, why are you carrying all those guns?...Oh." He steps away. "Wiki-Warrior. Got it." He moves away from her, muttering something under his breath.

A group of ER's surround the civilian injured in the motor-vehicle accident and begin performing aid on her. High tyrol has not been noticed by the emergency officials nor has she been linked to the accident, but if she doesn't get out of here soon or come up with a story, trouble is going to get to her fast.

Nunzillor and Tiny Chuck watch the assault team from a distance as they begin to enter Denmark through a side road, unseen by anyone yet. "What the hell is that?" Nunzillor's attention snaps as Chuck points out vehicles coming into the city's main entrance. "Wait a second, what are the Feds doing here?" He glares at Nunzillor and in a harsh whisper exclaims, "You didn't tell me the fucking Feds were coming here! You expect us to fight the fucking police force?"

Spoiler: Execute/Dumbo.exe (click to show/hide)

Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject

Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger)
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword)
3 Officers
14 Soldiers

Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets

Spoiler: Twinwolf (click to show/hide)

Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian

Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon

Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean

Lucho Gatica: +2 Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill

Status: Right Ankle Pierced [Broken, Beanbag embedded into the bone], Right Thigh Slashed [Heavy Bleeding]
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill, Riot Gun [4/6], Police Pistol [9/9]
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.

Spoiler: Nunzillor (click to show/hide)

Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese

Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana

Status: Normal
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana, Sympathizing Doctor Business Card, Handheld Radio Communicator
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero (click to show/hide)

Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/American

Aston Martin DP212: +Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car
Joel Halliwell: +2 Horseback Riding, +2 Inspiration, +English WWI Uniform
Dzhamal Otarsultanov: +2 Wrestling
Ira Shafer: +2 Law, +2 Politics
Jon Denning: +2 Driving

Status: Normal
Assets: Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car, English WWI Uniform, Green Bay Amateur Wrestling Champion Belt

Spoiler: Ukranian Ranger (click to show/hide)

Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American

Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Joseph Solvinto: +2 Boxing (+3 Punching Total)

Status: Left Forearm Fractured [-2 to Two-handed Actions]
Kills: 1
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area, Police Pistol [9/9]

Spoiler: Greatness942 (click to show/hide)

Name: Greatness942
Gender: Male
Nationality: Japanese/French

Regenerative Medicine: +Ability: Enhanced Regeneration
2005 Asian Athletics Championships – Men's javelin throw: +2 Javelin-Throwing, +2 Javelins
Tōdō Heisuke: +2 Swords, +Katana, +Wakizashi, +Samurai Armor
The Misadventures of Merlin Jones: +Mindwarper Helmet
Michel Boivin: +2 History & Anthropology (+3 Muslim History & Anthropology)
Magdalena Piekarska: +2 Fencing (+3 Swords Total), +Rapier

Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Assets: 2 Javelins, Katana, Wakizashi, Mindwarper Helmet (Broken) (Grants user the powers of Mindreading and Hypnotism), Rapier
Abilities:
Enhanced Regeneration - Body heals from wounds and recovers from diseases much faster than normal human beings.

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: FallacyofUrist
Gender: Female
Nationality: Texan/Algerian

Bonnie Dasse: +2 Running, +9-Pound Shot Put Sphere
Special Organisation (Algeria): +2 Rifles, +1 Handguns, +1 Melee Combat, MAS-36 Rifle [5/5], MAB Model D Pistol [9/9], WWII Knife, 2 Modèle 1939 Landmines
Margaret Feinberg: +2 Christian Writing, +2 Christian Public Speaking
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: +2 Stealth (Must say (or internally think of) an incredibly cheesy or terrible Hollywood-stlye one-liner to incur bonus), + Sexy Camouflaged Stealth Outfit, +Unnecessary Sunglasses
Anne Wolf: +2 Classical, Jazz & Pop Piano Music

Status: Fine
Assets: MAS-36 Rifle [5/5], MAB Model D Pistol [9/9], WWII Combat Knife, 2 Modele 1939 Landmines, Sexy Camouflaged Stealth Outfit, Unnecessary Sunglasses

Spoiler: High tyrol (click to show/hide)

Name: High tyrol
Gender: Female
Nationality: American

Dorothy Parker: +2 Poetry, +2 Short Story Writing, +2 Wit, +Flapper's Dress
2001 Australian Grand Prix: +2 Racecar Driving, + Racecar
Michael Goodwin: +2 Architecture, +1 Political Persuasion
Vulsellum: +Hooked Forceps
Armstrong Whitworth Siskin: +Armstrong Whitworth Siskin WWI Biplane

Status: Normal
Assets: Racercar, Hooked Forceps, Armstrong Whitworth Siskin WWI Biplane

Spoiler: Elephant Parade (click to show/hide)

Name: Elephant Parade
Gender: Male
Nationality: Azerbaijani

Azerbaijani Art: +2 Art
Sean Buckley: +2 Entrepreneurship, +Thoroughbred Racehorse, +Business Suit
Thomas Wentworth: +2 Muskets, +1 Swords, +Musket, +British Empire Officer's Saber
LaVern Gibson Championship Cross Country Course: +2 Agility & Speed in Natural Environments
Jake Deitchler: +2 Wrestling

Status: Normal
Assets: Thoroughbred Racehorse, Musket, British Empire Officer's Saber

[Nunzillor]

I frown before turning to Tiny Chuck.  "Several of your men— our men— have already sacrificed themselves so that we could make it here.  We are not leaving.  Not yet.  The situation has changed since yesterday, but we can still make this work.  The plan is the same: we need to masquerade as members of this tournament and defeat the combatants battling here.  The key is to avoid engaging the authorities for now."

"If things start to look bad, we can pull out, regroup, recruit more soldiers, and return when things are more favorable.  The intention always was to wage a guerrilla war, after all.  Watashitachiha vixtorious ni narimasu!"

Radio to the assault rifle team to seek cover in nearby buildings.  They will move forward from building to building (spreading out slightly but within 20 seconds of each other), keeping out of view of the main streets and inhabited areas.  Once they get eyes on a wiki-warrior, they are to stop immediately, take cover, and notify me.  Avoid detection at all costs.

Tell the snipers to attempt to talk their way out of the situation.  If that fails, cooperate.  Do not mention the assault on Denmark.  If they make it, tell them to take up overwatch on my current position.

Radio to the remaining snowmobile.  Get its status and also ascertain the fate of the men on the crashed snowmobile.  If they cannot locate the downed vehicle, they should just come to Denmark immediately.  Do we still have the grenade launcher?

I will rendezvous with the assault rifle team, also using buildings as cover, staying out of main streets, and generally sticking to the shadows.  I will stop immediately, take cover out of sight, and notify the assault rifle team to stop if we find a wiki-warrior.

Tiny Chuck is to stay at this position for now and report on all visible government and wiki-warrior movement until the snipers arrive to take his place.