Descend on the body for any trophy I can get.
Well... nobody else wants the bloodied hunk of human flesh.... it's all yours! Tis the season, after all.
"Well, in that case, looks like... Desmond will play our punishment game!
Desmond screams.
Maybe getting three in a row will win you some sort of prize or something. If you survive that long.
"Yes! That was Fun. Don't worry, Navvy baby, I'll kill you next time."
Janeway waves her unshackled hand at Nav.
Sit back and enjoy Let's Punish Desmond 2: the Sliceining. Make sure I'm not bleeding out from my arm.
Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Points: 5
Shotgun 4/0
The bite isn't serious, but who knows where Navarro's been? Could get tetanus.
"You may have escaped this time, lizard, but know that soon we shall rip the cybernetic implants right out of your pyramid shaped heart."
Consider the announcer's bulging head. Hatching government spy worms?
Name: Zack Bridges
Description: A worn, older man wearing ill-fitting rags and a beat up leather cap. He rarely speaks, but when he does he makes little to no sense.
Reason for signing up/desire: Wants to "uncover the lizardmen conspiracy for all the sheeple to finally see."
Greatest fear: The number 13
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 0
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Points: 4
Revolver
Probably.
Ask the medics if they mind reattaching my hand. Cause that is very possible to do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replantation
1,6,6. Luck, will, intelligence.
....
You stride into a room full of drunken, singing doctors and nurses.
"Hey, howsabout reattaching my arm? Do it onstage, the audience will love the drama! Go on, you might get a pay rise!"
Looks like the DMR medical team are having their christmas party early this year. The drunken head doctor takes your suggestion to heart, and after a few minutes of whispered discussion, you are wheeled out onstage, strapped to a hospital bed, by a posse of heavily inebriated medical personnel, ready to do a drunk run of surgeon simulator, in extremely real life.
"Well, would you look at that! The head doctor's thought up a nice game all by himself! There's the man that patches up all your favourite contestants; give him a big hand, folks! And apparently, the Dead Man Running medical team are going to reattach Navarro's hand, using whatever objects they can find after two and a half minutes searching! Than the audience will select a few, and we'll randomly pick one as well, to be used in the operation!"
"Isn't that just the best thing you ever heard, folks? And you know what, we might just throw a few audience members into the search team for good measure!"Right, I'm going to put the punishment game on hold for a little...
Tthis is going to get a little more freeform. If anyone here thinks they're on the DMR medical team or are one of the audience members selected, they can post something to look for, or just a random place in the DMR complex (toilets, medical bay, D&R, kebab stall, etc) to look.
We're probably only going to be doing a turn or two of this, so no major exploring. Anything you find you add to the pile of stuff next to Navarro and his mangled and disattached hand, and we then vote/randomly select what is used in the surgery/used to "restore" his arm.
Oh, and you're all drunken bloodsport doctors or bloodsport enthusiasts, so try and get whatever you like, within the bounds of reality. This'll be RTD for finding items. Anyone can play.
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