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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #270 on: September 29, 2015, 06:10:15 pm »

"Right on Zack right on. That's the spirit. Here's a point."

Give Zack a point.
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #271 on: September 29, 2015, 07:13:05 pm »

2DD on BLU team winning
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #272 on: September 29, 2015, 08:11:53 pm »

((Mind rolling for my DD?))
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #273 on: September 29, 2015, 11:01:34 pm »

2 DD on BLUE.

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #274 on: September 30, 2015, 10:11:31 am »

""Say, mind if I got a cracker, and maybe some water, before we continue? The ol' taste buds are getting a wee bit saturated, and not enjoying these fine cheeses to their fullest would be a terrible waste, no?

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #275 on: September 30, 2015, 01:15:12 pm »

((Mind rolling for my DD?))

9DD. Remember to keep track of this yourselves, guys.
(The goalies kinda got shafted here, huh?)[/spoiler]
They had flamethrowers, and would not get electrocuted for dropping a ball or have deadly insects attack them if they waited too long. I'd prefer to call it asymmetrical.

""Say, mind if I got a cracker, and maybe some water, before we continue? The ol' taste buds are getting a wee bit saturated, and not enjoying these fine cheeses to their fullest would be a terrible waste, no?

Words, into language.
The woman smiles sweetly at you.

"Sorry, but that's not really what this is about. You wouldn't want people to think you weren't a real Caeseian, would you?"

More and more cheese makes its way down your gullet. The olfactory assult alone seems to be turning your stomach to lead, and you're sure you must have consumed several pounds of cheese by now. The non-terran cheeses, Xylepppo Brie and Rinax-9 Camembert are sending your jaws into spasms through pure flavour overloads, and only the straps around your mouth prevent your head lolling back in an ecstasy of overconsumption and sensation. You're nearing the end of the tray now, you think. Though for some reason, your eyes refuse to uncross.



I vote 1DD on the Blue Team winning.
2DD on BLU team winning
2 DD on BLUE.
Bets placed.


"Right on Zack right on. That's the spirit. Here's a point."

Give Zack a point.
You bump your shackles and yell this till it works.

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"Final bets, ladies and gentlemen, final bets please!"
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #276 on: September 30, 2015, 07:42:14 pm »

collect dd
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #277 on: October 01, 2015, 03:33:53 am »

6 on red

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #278 on: October 01, 2015, 04:24:47 am »

So the mark of the beast can transfer points?  See if the Knights Templar engineered glove has any hidden features.
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« Reply #279 on: October 01, 2015, 03:57:59 pm »

Magnus the Colossal yells one of the few words that he has both the capacity and motivation to say.
Beer!
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #280 on: October 01, 2015, 05:18:11 pm »

collect dd
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6 on red
Now here's a betting gentleman! Good play, sir!


So the mark of the beast can transfer points?  See if the Knights Templar engineered glove has any hidden features.
Perception: 4

There appear to be a lot of odd bumps, almost as if huge amounts of deadly and strange technology and weaponry couldn't quite be crammed into a regular space. Also, it's hard. Like really hard, man. You wouldn't like to see the thing that could destroy it outright, nosir! You even get the feeling that it could kill you.
Most definitely of Templar origin, though the Bavarian Illuminati probably left it to the Masons for safekeeping for the second coming after that.



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Instead of retracting silently, the bloodsplattered arena floor remains in place as the contestants are led off. Several minutes later, two huge coiled rings of shining metal, each twenty feet in diameter, one directly above the other, are lowered in. The coils of each torus create a circular central passageway, though there are wide gaps in the ceilings, walls and floors, while the two outsize metal wires that make up the separate coils snake off into the darkness above.

  Zack and Jan are perched inside these on curious, foot-long ellipsoids, plated all over in chrome and webbed with fine red lines. At one end is what looks suspisciously like a thruster, pointing the devices along the rings. Their feet are strapped on securely, and a display on each shows "1000", with a numberpad below it, and a "direction" switch. There are also a pair of thermometers tied to each, showing a stable 37 degrees celsius.

  "Let's get to it, ladies and gents. But first, let me ask you this: what do we really enjoy in a sport?

The host seems to genuinely consider the question.
 
  "Is it the drama? The skill, intelligence and physical attainment? The desperate competition? Or is it the violence and bloodshed?

  "Well, tonight, I plan to give you all three at once, in the highly intellectual yet edifying and possibly spectacular game of Heating-coil Rocketsurfing! Now, each of these contestants are riding what is basically a rocket. Very fast, can be hard to handle, in fact, but don't worry, we've programmed them to follow only one circular course, forward or back! Now, each rocket is set up to only fire once every ten seconds, with a blast that sends it round the circle however many degrees the user has entered in! Everyone understand? They can go any number of degrees in either direction, once every ten seconds! There is a fuel limit, of course... only 1,000 degrees can be used.

  "But here's the real object of the game: to make your opponent hotter than you are! And how do you do this? Well, each heating coil is connected to a supply of electricity, which can be increased in a certain manner. THE FURTHER ZACK GETS FROM JAN, THE GREATER HIS CURRENT. And how does Zack defend himself? Well, THE CLOSER JAN GETS TO ZACK, THE MORE HEAT SHE EXPERIENCES. Going past somebody, or past the furthest point, whichever applies, will raise the heat in your coil quite a bit, while if you should end up stopping next to or one hundred and eighty degrees away from one another... well, it's meant to be a surprise, so don't tell anyone, but I'd advise all our loyal viewers not to let any of their loved ones undergo an operation in a hospital connected to this sector's electric grid for a while..."

  "It'll last 50 seconds, by the way, and there isn't any way to make your temperature go down, though being more or less than 90 degrees, depending on whether you're chasing or running from your opponent, will result in no heat gain."


Jan is 90 degrees clockwise from Zack.

PM amounts+directions please. Everyone gets this?
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #281 on: October 01, 2015, 05:22:16 pm »

((Just checking, Jan has to stay away from Jack and he has to get closer to Jan?))
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #282 on: October 01, 2015, 05:25:13 pm »

((Just checking, Jan has to stay away from Jack and he has to get closer to Jan?))
They get closer, Jan may go whoosh, they get further apart, Zack may go whoosh.

Oh, and multiples of 10 degrees, please. Or I may go nuts or set an abritrarily large area of "adjacency".
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #283 on: October 01, 2015, 05:34:04 pm »

calmly ask why I am being detained
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #284 on: October 01, 2015, 06:20:39 pm »

Do PM.
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