Two handed full strength swing at the top of the water in an arc in the nearest weakish person then use the distraction to apply MURDER via exponential bat
Thats a bit of a hard to comprehend sentence there but I'll do my best.
[5] You raise the bat above your head with both hands and then slam it down on the water's surface in the direction of Egan. It hits the water's surface like a grenade going off, a great splash of water blowing up in your face and sending 3 foot high waves rippling out in all directions.
throw the spike at the man in the raft
[4] You stand your ground and manage to say on your feet as the waves wash over you.
There's no one on the raft anymore because someone dropped a whale head on it. Instead, you throw your spike at the man who dropped the whale head.
[2] It was a good throw, but you missed him completely.
Swim away from the raft and my pursuers/enemies, and fire rhinoceros heads at the invisible thing that just murdered Spazyak. Using the water to work out where he is: aim at any human shaped bubbles not moving upwards. If I know about it, get the fuck away from the pillar, too.
If I can't find that damn invisible thing, fire assorted heads at whoever's attacking me. Or otherwise Egan/Nugget. If the latter, fire chicken heads.
"Sayonara, morons!"
No one just murdered spazyak, they murdered crazyabe. I'll assume you mean that invisible person.
[6] v [4]
Well, you certainly pummel him with rhino heads, but none of them seem to hit him horn on, so to speak. It does, however, render him rather incapable of action.
Are you forgetting my lazors, Piecewise? Lazor NJW!
[2] I think the only one forgetting how to laser is you.
[1] You now have no blood left. If you untransform from kevlar, you will die.
"Oh great hidden Ao! I present this pitiful soul to be your slave forevermore! Amen!"
The Master ball with a Pidgey inside
A bottle of Tequila with a drowned fairy’s skeleton floating in it
A pound of cocaine
Fork
Kudzu
Get away from crazyabes body. Try and reform the gun into a shield, just to be on the safe side. Find someone else nearby, preferably nobody actively searching after they just saw crazyabe die. Constrict them/bind them in their clothing and go stab them in the face.
You get into the water but you're far too busy being pelted with animal heads to do much of anything other than curl in a ball.
Climb down slightly, then navigate to the ladder, also known as the way I'm SUPPOSED to climb a crane.
You were on the crane arm, like this:
https://youtu.be/71MAFmlZzi0?t=2m36sThere's no ladders, there's just a metal framework for the arm.
You pull yourself up and clamber over to the cockpit for the crane.
Cockpit? What do you call the place where a driver sits in a crane?
The water in the room has raised to 10 feet deep. The metal thing in the center of the room's floor begins to open, irising out to reveal a blue glowing room below.
THE CENTER OF THE ROOM IS NOW DANGEROUSLY RADIOACTIVE.
No love for a God of Time, then? *sigh*. I was hoping at least one person would see my potential... Too bad causing paradoxes, time loops, or otherwise mucking about is with the arena isn't allowed without the aforementioned condition...
Oh, I know! I still have this... uh... thing! I meant to use it, but managed to forget! It does something that I know exactly what it does, because I travelled to the future to see it. But I can't tell you. One is not supposed to know one's own future, after all.
Use the Evolved Safety Goggles. What do you mean, they're not the same? I only put them on an alternate timeline consisting of a factory built to automatically upgrade them over the course of 1000 years. But nobody gets to wear them. Such a shame.
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