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[Whisperling]

((Jenkins lost his clothes due to swearomancy during the first match. Nobody's been banned yet, so I can only imagine it's all right.))

[Parisbre56]

((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?

EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))

((If you mean banned because of meta, then probably no. I think you can tell in character that there's something weird going on with clothes, since another guy just went naked to protect himself. Even if you were doing something meta, then you'd probably get a warning first. Or just your character killed by a falling anvil. I find a sudden ban unlikely.

If you mean because of the forum rules, it's been a long time since I read them, but I'm pretty sure the only bannable thing related to nakedness is sexual/erotic things, like someone writing some horrible fanfic about their magical realm. So unless you write a disturbingly detailed description about how you strip, you should be fine.

Edit: Ah, yes, here it is:

Do not discuss sexually oriented material.  There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed.  Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted.  If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that.  This is not one of them.  Please refrain from sharing your sex life.

[Egan_BW]

I would like to make clear, for no reason in particular, that Nugget wears no clothes. Because chickens wear no clothes, even ones who are actually humans deluded into thinking they are chickens.

[renegadelobster]

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I'm hoping you mean spear. If so, have someone's clothes restrain them, and go all stabby-stab on them. If not, have the clothes strangle them instead. I'm getting the vague feeling clothes don't like listening to me.

[Corsair]

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run over to the person that stabbed themselves then beat to death with my now far more powerful bat.

[Hiddenleafguy]

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Immediately Strip, then, if I have time, portal back up to the crane.

[piecewise]

((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?

EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))

All ER players start out naked and some stay that way! And we've got our own subforum! Nudity isn't a problem. Dedicating 5 paragraphs to describing your nether regions and their interactions with the nether regions of others is a problem. Don't do that. Except through pm for a modest fee~

"Let's finish this!"

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Run at NJW and try to summon an extended selfie stick in his head.

((IO NAV! THAT MEANS YOU CAN MODIFY THE ARENA IF YOU WANT.))

Nugget stares at NJW sprawled on the ground.
"Ha. Ha. Hh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

SHANK THE TRAITOR WITH HIS OWN KNIFE OF HEATHEN GOD BACKSTAB GODS I HATE IT

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Fight mostly defensively, using large heads to knock Nugget away and soak up laser fire or blows, so rhinoceros for close quarters, whale heads for distance.

If perchance I obtain the upper hand, encourage his blood loss by thr firing as many small, sharp beaked bird heads (long-billed curlews, rhinoceros hornbill, etc) as I can. At his throat and mouth.

I can't steer the boat in any way, can I?

6v3v1
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Crazyabe leaps up onto the floating whale head raft and points an open hand directly at NJW's head. Aaaaaand....nothing happens.  Wow.
3v5
Egan, woozy with bloodloss and weak due to the loss of an arm, attempts to murder NJW with his own knife. He gets as far as pulling it out of NJW before NJW yanks it back out of his hand. 6v3 NJW counters the attempted murder with a shotgun blast of small, very sharp beaked bird heads; which Egan dodges very poorly. He goes flying back and rolls off the whale head and into the water, bleeding even more.

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build a shield out of whale bones

[1] You somehow get a shard of whalebone jammed straight through your hand. OW! CRAP!

I would like to make clear, for no reason in particular, that Nugget wears no clothes. Because chickens wear no clothes, even ones who are actually humans deluded into thinking they are chickens.

This reeks of meta ya bastard.

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I'm hoping you mean spear. If so, have someone's clothes restrain them, and go all stabby-stab on them. If not, have the clothes strangle them instead. I'm getting the vague feeling clothes don't like listening to me.

I did.

[4] uh.. lets see...Crazyabe looks like a good target.
[6] Crazy's clothes start to constrict him...so he tears them off in a fabulous, fabio style! Uh... well...perhaps best to just wait on this one. No need to attack a perfectly capable opponent!

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run over to the person that stabbed themselves then beat to death with my now far more powerful bat.

Man, NJW's blood is in the water (Literally) and now everyone is after him.
[2]
You run, or more correctly, swim over to NJW and take a good hard swing at his head! Too bad you miss by at least two feet. There's a palpable shock-wave  from the blow, however.

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Immediately Strip, then, if I have time, portal back up to the crane.

[5] You both successfully become nude and get back up to the crane top.



EGAN YOU ARE ONE TURN FROM DEATH!

[spazyak]

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remove the spike and turn that hand into a sword, poke my head out of the corpse, who's near by?

[NJW2000]

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Quickly conjure up a triceratops head on the deck in a vacant spot, then run up it and leap off the boat. Fire a whale head directly at the boat and everyone on it in midair. Or failing that, the ceiling directly above it from the water.

Again, respond to people attacking me once in the water with anglerfish heads, or richly textures paintings in their own blood making heavy use of the knife-smear technique and a lot of impasto.

Try and leap into somewhere with as little going on as possible.

"A good captain goes down with his ship!"

[crazyabe]

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Continue attempting my lethal Summoning of Selfy sticks in NJW's head!

"Dammit"

[renegadelobster]

"Oh wonderful hidden, shadowy Ao! Please grant me the strength to kill one of these fools and send their souls to you. Amen!"

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((Goddamn meta action spoiler reading bastards...grumble grumble))

...yeah, let's not go after him. Yet. See if I can shape the spear into a rifle, hopefully with an already filled mag, or failing that, a sword. If I get either one of those, then attack him. Either shoot him somewhere vital, or stab him somewhere vital.

[Hiddenleafguy]

(Also, why wasn't I taking damage for being in the boiling water?) Never mind! I don't need to point out things that will get me killed!

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Climb down to the arm of the crane.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Oh wonderful hidden, shadowy Ao! Please grant me the strength to kill one of these fools and send their souls to you. Amen!"

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((Goddamn meta action spoiler reading bastards...grumble grumble))

...yeah, let's not go after him. Yet. See if I can shape the spear into a rifle, hopefully with an already filled mag, or failing that, a sword. If I get either one of those, then attack him. Either shoot him somewhere vital, or stab him somewhere vital.

He's praying earnestly! Bless him more! Somehow, if possible.

[Toaster]

Ow.

"A captain goes down with his strip!"

Fixed.

[Egan_BW]

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Skin to kevlar. Curl up to prevent bloodloss. Allow myself to sink to the bottom. LASER THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE ON THE SURFACE.