[5] You fire another turn table at NJW.
[4] It hits him in the shoulder and he goes sprawling over backwards amidst a spray of expletives.
Throw a few massive dinosaur heads at... spazyak. Also, try and run someone over with the raft, if it moves.
And then, if the bird-egan person is still next to me, use my knife for its intended purpose, if you know what to I mean
"We'll get them, Bird-brain - I mean, you brainy bird-person, you!"
[2] PFFFFT nothing .
[1] You sneak towards Egan, dagger raised with obvious malicious intent and then...trip and fall straight onto your own knife. [2] You stab yourself fight in the gut. It is....less than great.
dig into the corpse and hide, wait for someone to come by and attack them
You burrow and wait.
"Suddenly I feel cursed!"
Another fan attack wave! Let's summon some water heaters too, because obviously they can heat up this arena.
[2] Well that summoning fails. But wait! Lets roll for the stars! [3] Ohhh, not quite.
[3] Your fans don't seem to be very coordinated this time around. [4] Egan easily side steps them.
"I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE ROLLS. I ROLL A FIVE AND HE'S PERFECTLY FINE BUT THEN HE ROLLS A FOUR AND I'M MISSING A GODSDAMN ARM. WHAT UTTER BULLSHIT."
I'M FIRING MY LAZOR ANGRILY.
(he also rolled a 5 to dodge, you, on the other hand, rolled a 3 to dodge.)
Assuming the laser firing is directed towards toaster.
[6]
You fire a laser blast so oversized it burns the teeth right out of your goddamn face.
[1] The laser hits toaster square in the chest and...well, now there is no more toaster. Also no more wall behind him, no more floor where he was standing and about 500 cubic gallons worth of super heated steam now filling the room.
Woo, you are starting to get light headed from blood loss.
Put a portal on the roof, and another on the ground directly below Ren's feet, making sure they don't line up.
Well...you would do that but you have no idea where ren currently is! It's almost like he's invisible or something.
Attempt to nest in the lower branches of the tree and hide if anyone comes close then smack em with my bat, continue avoidance strategy
[4] You cling to the lower branches. Of course, the water has already reached them so it's a bit of a lost cause.
"Thank you great and wonderful Ao for keeping me from being an idiot."
...huh. Roll the putty into a spear-like shape. See what happens. After that, have hiddenleafguy's clothing bind his arms back and then the rest crawl down his throat to choke him out. Or have it bash his head in against something. I'm not picky really, anything that kills him is good. Keep an eye out for my amorous clothing.
You roll it into a spear like shape and it elongates and sharpens, forming a perfectly good sphere.
[2] PFFFFT.
Well, thats one contestant down! Egan! Get yourself a new pill! Hopefully it will do something to stop that horrible bloodloss!
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