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[thegamemaster1234]

"Perhaps you could worship me, and get MY mystery box?" Says a man, in a room full of junk.

((If you're in the next match, your godly duties are suspended...))

[AoshimaMichio]

"Now honey, I know everyone wants a piece of this action, but you should find your own groove instead of copying mine. That's not fabulous at all!" she said while shaking her everything.

Unlike others who wanted piece of their own box, Ao walks the path less taken. You walk the same path, but it is not yours alone.

[Egan_BW]

"FILTHY REGIFTERS, EH?"

[AoshimaMichio]

Ao does not accept insults from soon to be dead god, who will be grinded into a pill and be snorted by mortals who also will be quite soon dead.

[Egan_BW]

"EH WOT SHINY GIT EH SELF ABSORBED NARCISSISTIC BASTARD."
Lurker shines its laser pointer in the vague direction of where AO's eyes would be.

[AoshimaMichio]

"EH WOT SHINY GIT EH SELF ABSORBED NARCISSISTIC BASTARD."
Lurker shines its laser pointer in the vague direction of where AO's eyes would be.

[Egan_BW]

"WHAT, YOU SCARED? FIGHT ME IRL SPOOKFACE. I DARE YOU."

[AoshimaMichio]

[renegadelobster]

"A pocketknife. Useful. I'll put this over here for now."

Spoiler: If we need more players (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy
Description: He's got thick eyebrows, squinty eyes, and built like a brick shit house.
How did you get here?: He bet his friend Bobby he could wrassle a gator and pin it. Turns out, he couldn't.

Pill items:
Steel nails
A camp backpack
Nerf shotgun
Skyrim CD
Sewing machine
Safety shoes
Stun flashlight
A business card for "Demonic Enterprises"

[piecewise]

Not pre-empting, am I?


CHARACTER:
Name:Tristemphus Shandy
Description:A thing, rakish man, given to spouting bonne mots and witticisms at all occassions, but entirely shallow and lacking in compassion, human fellow feeling or wisdom. Having claimed on the day of his marriage that it was the best mistake he would ever make, he later found this to be an equally superficial yet arresting blonde at his dancing class named Babs.
How did you get here?: Stabbed during marital dispute; kitchen knife through left ventricle.


JUNK:
 
Gin and Tonic
Camera
The head of a lizard (extinct)
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla
Saxophone
LSD
Diamond
A dragon bone

ONE

also you only get 5 items ya numpty

Items for the pill:

• steel nails
• gas mask
• The wh40k figures
• swiss army knife
• Various framed photos hanging on the wall
  
• 12 gauge western shotgun
• The Neutronium Alchemist by Peter F. Hamilton
  
• A vial of ammonia
  

Bob: A plain looking man with a red shirt and jeans. Has brown eyes and brown hair. Caucasian
untimely death I have this: Tried to play Russian roulette with a 9 mm hand gun, didn't end well.

two

Also, 5 items people. Pill has 5 items.

I'm just going to leave this here in case you need someone....

Spoiler: Have someone for the arena! (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy Hellzel Jayson (Yes that IS his full name)
Description: A Skinny White male with blue eyes, Grey hair, and large amounts of scars over his body.
How did you get here?: Fell down the stairs at a hospital, into a box of used Syringes, Nearly overdosing before being ripped limb from limb and eaten by a hoard of Drug crazed Patents.

Spoiler: Contents of a Pill (click to show/hide)

The god Lurker
Heroin covered knife
Methamphetamine covered sword
Lysergic covered axe
The skeleton of a police officer, filled with arrows and syringes
A Hatefully commenting Magic-8-ball
A box of used syringes
2 & 1/2 Fluffy wamblers in a plastic bag

Three

5 ITEMS FOR THE PILL

NOT 8.

8 PEOPLE, PILLS MADE OF 5 ITEMS MAX

((I opened my present, by the way.))

• A flaming baseball bat covered in nails, barbed wire and razor blades
• Several disks, each containing an arc of thrilling intent.
• A copy of Aeisling the neck stabber, by Markus Velafi.
• A tv make entirely of leaves and wood, it seems to work.
• Portal gun, labeled “Property of Black Mesa. 42V batteries not included.”
• Research papers on “alchemical oddities”
• Shiny red button
• A bunch of mechanical joints

5. I'm pretty damn sure it's 5.

You're making me doubt myself but I built the generator and I'm pretty sure it's 5.

Four.

Is it possible to modify the gifts, such as say, frosting them with delicious anthrax?

You can do that but It's not like anthrax will kill them any faster than the men trying to murder them with magic.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name:  Bobbers
Backstory:  Killed by his own mother in her drunken stupor.

Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)

Electrical Bill
Industrial strength 10 ft HDMI cord
Air horn
Box fan

FIVE!

Huzah, the arena will need no lamps.
I offered several items for the pile, and added them to the document that holds the list. God list remains unupdated.

Open my gift.

Spoiler: If we have lack of players (click to show/hide)

Name: Tony
How did you get here: Drunk friend did not quite manage to become William Tell 2.0

I make the pill!Minifridge
Microwave
Potted plants
Leather belts
Small robot
Backpack
Printer
Airsoft gun

You get a sketchbook with a single blank page in it.

PILL: Wooden Chicken Sculpture, The god Lurker, Claymore, Door which leads nowhere, NYARS baseball bat and a PDA.

SIX!

"A pocketknife. Useful. I'll put this over here for now."

Spoiler: If we need more players (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy
Description: He's got thick eyebrows, squinty eyes, and built like a brick shit house.
How did you get here?: He bet his friend Bobby he could wrassle a gator and pin it. Turns out, he couldn't.

Pill items:
Steel nails
A camp backpack
Nerf shotgun
Skyrim CD
Sewing machine
Safety shoes
Stun flashlight
A business card for "Demonic Enterprises"

SEVEN!

ALSO 5 ITEMS YOU DIP!




ONE MORE IS NEEDED!

[crazyabe]

(Changes made.)

Spoiler: Have someone for the arena! (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy Hellzel Jayson (Yes that IS his full name)
Description: A Skinny White male with blue eyes, Grey hair, and large amounts of scars over his body.
How did you get here?: Fell down the stairs at a hospital, into a box of used Syringes, Nearly overdosing before being ripped limb from limb and eaten by a hoard of Drug crazed Patents.

Spoiler: Contents of a Pill (click to show/hide)

The god Lurker
The skeleton of a police officer, filled with arrows and syringes
A Hatefully commenting Magic-8-ball
A box of used syringes
2 & 1/2 Fluffy wamblers in a plastic bag

[thegamemaster1234]

Ok, if you are one of the players for the next round, post the items for your pill. If we don't have our 8 here by monday ANYONE WHO POSTS 8 ITEMS FOR A PILL will be put in.

Hence the eight-item pills

[Egan_BW]

ME PLS.

Name: Nugget
Description: It's literally just a chicken.
How did you get here?: Ground into food. Not even very good food.
PILL HERE: Plush turret, LASER POINTER (gift)

[Hiddenleafguy]

Then just remove the last three.

[NJW2000]

Not pre-empting, am I?


CHARACTER:
Name:Tristemphus Shandy
Description:A thing, rakish man, given to spouting bonne mots and witticisms at all occassions, but entirely shallow and lacking in compassion, human fellow feeling or wisdom. Having claimed on the day of his marriage that it was the best mistake he would ever make, he later found this to be an equally superficial yet arresting blonde at his dancing class named Babs.
How did you get here?: Stabbed during marital dispute; kitchen knife through left ventricle.


JUNK:
 
Gin and Tonic
Camera
The head of a lizard (extinct)
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla
Saxophone

Edited and fixed, slithering in complete and validated.