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[thegamemaster1234]

Accelerate the present wrapping's time so that it destabilizes. I then touch the wrapping, and curse myself for getting dust all over the place.

[crazyabe]

Crazicus Stabs his present open with a Syringe.

[Egan_BW]

Lurker shreds the wrapping paper apart with its talons.

[renegadelobster]

"...huh"

Bib pokes at his present before opening it carefully.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Suntribus opens his present, getting out a specially made present-opener device, which promptly explodes, then doing it by hand.

"And that thing set me back nearly a million souls... I could have bought a spacedragon with that... carbon-neutral present opening, they said, investment of a lifetime, they said... bah!"

"Oh no, you set it to self destruction mode! Not Wrapper Destruction mode!"
Vashna eats the wrapping paper off of his present.

[Empiricist]

Backstab the present to open it.

[piecewise]

I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)

Am I not god enough? Is radiation just too evil for this?

Oh, sorry, thought that was for the pile, not for the arena, since it wasn't specifically said. I'll edit that.

Here's our actual arena

For the arena: castanets.

"Ah, so unfortunate. If only he had mooved it to the groove, he might have won. _{^{A couple more braincells wouldn't have hurt either.}}"

To the arena: Shadows.

I Throw in to the arena: A tied up Psychopathic Clown.

For the arena: a lot of ASCII characters.

I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)

Throw myself onto the arena.

That would kill you. Or the process of being made into a level would.

Do it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgs9OhjAE2g

Can we still give away our present after we've seen what's inside?

If yes, let's open 'er up!

It must be given unopened, for maximum drama.

"Woo, presents, woooo! It's mine, you hear me? Back off! Woo!"

Open my present, then start building a hoard.

You get a snowglobe. It appears to be a snow globe of the arena itself?

"I hope its a blunt instrument!"

The Hammerer opens his present. With his hammer.

You get what appears to be a large philps head screw.

"A spark here... and a lightening bolt there..."

Pyrg unwraps his present in an excessively dramatic fashion.

You get a cowboy hat.

Suntribus opens his present, getting out a specially made present-opener device, which promptly explodes, then doing it by hand.

"And that thing set me back nearly a million souls... I could have bought a spacedragon with that... carbon-neutral present opening, they said, investment of a lifetime, they said... bah!"

You get a magnet

Accelerate the present wrapping's time so that it destabilizes. I then touch the wrapping, and curse myself for getting dust all over the place.

You get a pair of safety goggles

Crazicus Stabs his present open with a Syringe.

You get a pen

Lurker shreds the wrapping paper apart with its talons.

You get a laser pointer

"...huh"

Bib pokes at his present before opening it carefully.

You get a pocket knife

Backstab the present to open it.

You get a candy cane.



All these items can be "used" to affect the arena in one form or another, Just say "I use my *whatever*" to use them

But you can only use them once.





Ok, if you are one of the players for the next round, post the items for your pill. If we don't have our 8 here by monday ANYONE WHO POSTS 8 ITEMS FOR A PILL will be put in.

[NJW2000]

Not pre-empting, am I?


CHARACTER:
Name:Tristemphus Shandy
Description:A thing, rakish man, given to spouting bonne mots and witticisms at all occassions, but entirely shallow and lacking in compassion, human fellow feeling or wisdom. Having claimed on the day of his marriage that it was the best mistake he would ever make, he later found this to be an equally superficial yet arresting blonde at his dancing class named Babs.
How did you get here?: Stabbed during marital dispute; kitchen knife through left ventricle.


JUNK:
 
Gin and Tonic
Camera
The head of a lizard (extinct)
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla
Saxophone

[spazyak]

Items for the pill:

• steel nails
• gas mask
• The wh40k figures
• swiss army knife
• Various framed photos hanging on the wall
  

Bob: A plain looking man with a red shirt and jeans. Has brown eyes and brown hair. Caucasian
untimely death I have this: Tried to play Russian roulette with a 9 mm hand gun, didn't end well.

[crazyabe]

I'm just going to leave this here in case you need someone....

Spoiler: Have someone for the arena! (click to show/hide)

Name: Billy Hellzel Jayson (Yes that IS his full name)
Description: A Skinny White male with blue eyes, Grey hair, and large amounts of scars over his body.
How did you get here?: Fell down the stairs at a hospital, into a box of used Syringes, Nearly overdosing before being ripped limb from limb and eaten by a hoard of Drug crazed Patents.

Spoiler: Contents of a Pill (click to show/hide)

The god Lurker
Heroin covered knife
Methamphetamine covered sword
Lysergic covered axe
The skeleton of a police officer, filled with arrows and syringes
A Hatefully commenting Magic-8-ball
A box of used syringes
2 & 1/2 Fluffy wamblers in a plastic bag

[Hiddenleafguy]

((I opened my present, by the way.))

• A flaming baseball bat covered in nails, barbed wire and razor blades
• Several disks, each containing an arc of thrilling intent.
• A copy of Aeisling the neck stabber, by Markus Velafi.
• A tv make entirely of leaves and wood, it seems to work.
• Portal gun, labeled “Property of Black Mesa. 42V batteries not included.”

[Egan_BW]

"PIP! PIP! WHEEEEEE!"
Lurker begins mercilessly playing with the laser pointer.

[Empiricist]

Is it possible to modify the gifts, such as say, frosting them with delicious anthrax?

[Comrade P.]

Present bestowed on me by Piecewise will go to the next person who will roll a 5 against a 1 rolled by opponent (hopefully resulting in some sick cool fatality move or something).

- Show me the finest performance, organic machines.

[Radio Controlled]

"Hey darlings, I am willing to bestow both a blessing AND an extra special gift upon whomever pledges him or herself to me and the neverending beat!"