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Author Topic: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech  (Read 80619 times)

crazyabe

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #900 on: December 19, 2015, 07:24:44 pm »

I skin Lurker and turn my new lurker skin into a ☼Blanket☼ and put it in the way of the radioactive paint and hammer that is coming at Dev!
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #901 on: December 19, 2015, 07:26:41 pm »

I skin Lurker and turn my new lurker skin into a ☼Blanket☼ and put it in the way of the radioactive paint and hammer that is coming at Dev!
Fire rock salt boulders from coilguns at the slug to counter this.
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #902 on: December 19, 2015, 08:14:04 pm »

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.
Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #903 on: December 19, 2015, 08:46:03 pm »

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.
Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #904 on: December 19, 2015, 08:49:03 pm »

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.
Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.
I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #905 on: December 19, 2015, 08:52:22 pm »

I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.

((Crazyabe goes on to prove that black is in fact white and subsequently gets run over at a zebra crossing.))
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #906 on: December 19, 2015, 09:02:50 pm »

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.
Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.
I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.
Inject illogic into the illogic and cause a recursion. Not to counter this action or anything, just because I can (not).
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #907 on: December 19, 2015, 09:04:50 pm »

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.
Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.
I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.
I use a swarm of Grammar Nazis to kick you out over the incorrect use of "it's".
« Last Edit: December 19, 2015, 09:06:51 pm by thegamemaster1234 »
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #908 on: December 20, 2015, 01:00:15 am »

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #909 on: December 20, 2015, 08:41:46 am »

"Oh, Captain Trent! Saviour of all Trentoandia! I need to design a flag.... I need a picture of his face."
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #910 on: December 20, 2015, 08:52:31 am »

(Tyrian Sector)
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #911 on: December 20, 2015, 09:15:00 am »

"What's a Thrian?"
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #912 on: December 21, 2015, 10:20:28 am »

That's one big 'ammer.

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Well, the hammer tore through the box and fell into a void of sucking flame...so lets roll to see if your character is stupid.
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Lucky for you, he doesn't just run right off the edge of the world,chasing legendary loot.
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Dut handruns over to the rubble of the castle and rips enough  of it away to expose Dev. Dev, now freed, takes the opportunity to hurl his shield directly at Dut's head. [1]

Dut's head shatters into a million tiny fragments!

Dev wins!


The arena wavers and then fades out of existence, disappearing back into the nothingness it came from.


WELL, THAT TOOK LONGER THAN I EXPECTED! A GOOD FIGHT WELL FOUGHT, AS EXPECTED OF TWO CHAMPIONS!

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT! LET US BEGIN THE NEXT MATCH!

LET OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS CHOOSE THEIR MATERIALS AND LET OUR GODLY AUDIENCE OFFER ITEMS TO CREATE THE ARENA!






So yeah, I realize I had you choose that stuff before, but lets do it again because it's now buried under pages of talking and divine bickering.  Oh and Dev, grab yourself another pill.
 

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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #913 on: December 21, 2015, 10:23:47 am »

((Well done. Thanks everyone.))
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Re: Intoxicated: Prize fight!
« Reply #914 on: December 21, 2015, 10:33:28 am »

I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)
« Last Edit: December 22, 2015, 02:00:16 am by DreamerGhost »
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