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[crazyabe]

I skin Lurker and turn my new lurker skin into a ☼Blanket☼ and put it in the way of the radioactive paint and hammer that is coming at Dev!

[Egan_BW]

I skin Lurker and turn my new lurker skin into a ☼Blanket☼ and put it in the way of the radioactive paint and hammer that is coming at Dev!

Fire rock salt boulders from coilguns at the slug to counter this.

[Empiricist]

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.

Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.

[ATHATH]

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.

Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.

Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.

[crazyabe]

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.

Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.

Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.

I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.

[Dutrius]

I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.

((Crazyabe goes on to prove that black is in fact white and subsequently gets run over at a zebra crossing.))

[Egan_BW]

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.

Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.

Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.

I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.

Inject illogic into the illogic and cause a recursion. Not to counter this action or anything, just because I can (not).

[thegamemaster1234]

Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.

Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.

Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.

I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.

I use a swarm of Grammar Nazis to kick you out over the incorrect use of "it's".

[Devastator]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Trent throws the shield at Mike's chest, Captain America style.  Soar will try and grab Mike's head, pulling him over the cliff.  Articuno will try to help by putting some ice on the remaining ground.

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Oh, Captain Trent! Saviour of all Trentoandia! I need to design a flag.... I need a picture of his face."

[Devastator]

(Tyrian Sector)

[Hiddenleafguy]

"What's a Thrian?"

[piecewise]

That's one big 'ammer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Attempt to pick up the hammer. If I can, pick it up and CHARGE! If I can not, CHARGE!

Well, the hammer tore through the box and fell into a void of sucking flame...so lets roll to see if your character is stupid.
[6]
Lucky for you, he doesn't just run right off the edge of the world,chasing legendary loot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Trent throws the shield at Mike's chest, Captain America style.  Soar will try and grab Mike's head, pulling him over the cliff.  Articuno will try to help by putting some ice on the remaining ground.

3v5v1v1
Dut handruns over to the rubble of the castle and rips enough  of it away to expose Dev. Dev, now freed, takes the opportunity to hurl his shield directly at Dut's head. [1]

Dut's head shatters into a million tiny fragments!

Dev wins!


The arena wavers and then fades out of existence, disappearing back into the nothingness it came from.


WELL, THAT TOOK LONGER THAN I EXPECTED! A GOOD FIGHT WELL FOUGHT, AS EXPECTED OF TWO CHAMPIONS!

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT! LET US BEGIN THE NEXT MATCH!

LET OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS CHOOSE THEIR MATERIALS AND LET OUR GODLY AUDIENCE OFFER ITEMS TO CREATE THE ARENA!





So yeah, I realize I had you choose that stuff before, but lets do it again because it's now buried under pages of talking and divine bickering.  Oh and Dev, grab yourself another pill.
 

[Dutrius]

((Well done. Thanks everyone.))

[DreamerGhost]

I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)