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[Empiricist]

((If Pokemon mechanics do apply, Devastator could always just do Mind Reader (guarantees next attack will hit) + Sheer Cold (low-accuracy instant kill), well, if he and the Articuno manage to survive long enough that is.))

[Devastator]

(I'd just have Soar Quick Attack or something like it, really.  RTD's low-accuracy is worse than almost any normal move, so Articuno would do just fine with basically anything.  Ice Beam would be fine.)

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Why is there now a god wall up here? It has the number four on it."

[piecewise]

An empty syringe flies into Dev's broken leg. He seems less than amused. Unless of course uncontrollable screaming is how he shows amusement.

Smells like teen spirit air embolism.

Unfortunately no, it's just a syringe with the plunger squeezed all the way in.

Oi! Gi'me back my leg! I kind'a need that! Come back 'ere!

Shake my fist at the car. Take out my frustration on Dev.

Also summon a blinding light.


((When I first read that my leg came off, my first thought was "hmm... let's beat Dev with it.", but then a kea the car stole it.))

Shoot an Articuno at Dut.  Let it and Soar defend me from Dut.

6vs5vs5

huh...

Well Dev manages to summon that pokemon, and he tells it and the robot bird to attack dut, but dut then summons a giant flash of light that blinds them. Even blinded they still bonk into him and prevent him from attacking.

So...everyone succeeds but no one gets hurt.

All 5's is kinda hard to do... So lets do the environment
[3] The flaming cardboard roof above the combatants starts to sag, throwing cinders and chunks of burning material down on them. It looks as though it is very soon going to at least partially collapse.
[4] Dev gets a syringe full of pain killer to his broken leg. It doesn't numb it entirely, but it helps.

[Devastator]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Have Soar try to break off and fly away, to recover from the blindness.  Have the Articuno try and freeze Dut and everything around it to death.  Crawl away from the pair of them.

[Dutrius]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Try to pick up the Pokemon and hit Dev with it.

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Sorry, I'm not trying to intrude but... Hey! Join me, and you may get the ability to invent super quickly! Or you may just look sexy in a lab coat."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Science bad dude! Very dude bad! Extra extra bad dude! Quieting of you I require of be."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Sorry, that was.... more epic then I thought it would be, let me try again. *Even louder, and robotic voice.* Testing, Testing! Worship me!"

[NJW2000]

You know how the whole "exiled" thing started? Because somebody wouldn't shut up about trying to attract worshippers.

[Egan_BW]

"SHUT UP IDIOT."

[Whisperling]

"Sorry, I'm not trying to intrude but... Hey! Join me, and you may get the ability to invent super quickly! Or you may just look sexy in a lab coat."

The mortals should be perfectly capable of hearing an inside voice.

With an emphasis on "should," of course. I wouldn't be at all surprised if one of the morons down there decided to smite their own ears.

[Hiddenleafguy]

*Back to normal sound, but still robotic.* "Better? So, does anyone want a Kiermunicater?"

[NAV]

Can I give Dutrius his mace back?

[Dutrius]

Can I give Dutrius his mace back?

It would come in handy...