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[NJW2000]

Or the trabants? Are they on fire yet? We demand novelty!

[Devastator]

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I'll try to scramble away again, ordering Soar to shoot if I get clear.  I'll also assist this by firing several smaller raptors, such as Black Kites at Dut to help encourage him to get off me.  I'll order them to scratch away at him, while I try and get away.

[Dutrius]

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Clobber Dev. Attempt to summon another bright flash as well.

[piecewise]

((Hey, what happened to those syringes that were going to fly at Dev?))

Or the trabants? Are they on fire yet? We demand novelty!

Good point.

[2] Empty syringe
[1] Hmm

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I'll try to scramble away again, ordering Soar to shoot if I get clear.  I'll also assist this by firing several smaller raptors, such as Black Kites at Dut to help encourage him to get off me.  I'll order them to scratch away at him, while I try and get away.

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Clobber Dev. Attempt to summon another bright flash as well.

4v4
The two combatants disentangle. Dev manages to back pedal quickly enough to attempt another summon, but Dut is staying close enough that he deems a missile or laser barrage potentially self destructive.
[3]
He blocks a flying syringe with his forearm and attempts to summon a flock of birds.
[6]
He summons a massive flock of hawks, eagles and ravens which immediately swarm down on Dut.
[4]
Dut, being made of rock, is only mildly bothered by the birds and quickly closes the distance. He attempts to bring an end to the fight with his trademark unsubtle tactics of just bashing Dev over the head with a stone fist.
[1]
He hits Dev with an uppercut powerful enough to break his jaw, give him a concussion and send him sprawling backwards onto the ground.
[4]
Dev remains conscious, though only just.

As Dut moves in for the kill, the pair hear a honking noise. They turn to see a rather late model car charging at them, on fire.

[Devastator]

I thought the syringes were for Atath's blessing, which got changed to light control.

Looking at it again, yeah, it's for the 1.  Great.

..and when did Dut turn into rock again?

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Try to lie flat and roll under the middle of the car, so that it passes over me.  Hold the shield over my head.  Soar will dive down and try and push Dut into the car, and the other birds will try and harass him to throw off his aim.

[Dutrius]

What the?

Jump to the side.

[Parisbre56]

..and when did Dut turn into rock again?

First pill he got, he turned into... Some green crystal golem. Beryl golem, I think?

Edit: Ah, yes, here it is: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=152855.msg6540590;topicseen#msg6540590

[Dutrius]

Chrysoberyl, yes.

[Devastator]

Would have been nice to read that in the initial description, dammit.

[piecewise]

What the?

Jump to the side.

I thought the syringes were for Atath's blessing, which got changed to light control.

Looking at it again, yeah, it's for the 1.  Great.

..and when did Dut turn into rock again?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Try to lie flat and roll under the middle of the car, so that it passes over me.  Hold the shield over my head.  Soar will dive down and try and push Dut into the car, and the other birds will try and harass him to throw off his aim.

[2v3v6]

Dev doesn't get the chance to move, all he can really do in time is sort of curl up. He manages not to get murdered, but both his legs do get run over. [3] One of them is broken, and they both have tread marks torn into them. Dut manages to take exactly one step back, so that rather than taking the car full to the body, he just takes it to the majority of one leg. [1] Which snaps off. The car goes speeding off, Dut's leg still trapped in the grill. 

Soar and the rest of the birds come screaming down out of the sky, a bit...overzealous. [4] Dut half jumps, half falls out of the way and the birds slam into the ground like little feathery artillery shells. Soar is fine, made of metal and all, but the other birds die on impact.

[2]
An empty syringe flies into Dev's broken leg. He seems less than amused. Unless of course uncontrollable screaming is how he shows amusement.

[Radio Controlled]

An empty syringe flies into Dev's broken leg. He seems less than amused. Unless of course uncontrollable screaming is how he shows amusement.

Smells like teen spirit air embolism.

[Parisbre56]

Depends on what he means by empty. Is it full of air or literally empty?

[Dutrius]

Oi! Gi'me back my leg! I kind'a need that! Come back 'ere!

Shake my fist at the car. Take out my frustration on Dev.

Also summon a blinding light.


((When I first read that my leg came off, my first thought was "hmm... let's beat Dev with it.", but then a kea the car stole it.))

[NJW2000]

Depends on what he means by empty. Is it full of air or literally empty?

Xkcd. THe fount of all useful things. "Nuclear pulse propulsion", eh? Now that's a word I'll remember for ER.

[ATHATH]

Depends on what he means by empty. Is it full of air or literally empty?

Xkcd. THe fount of all useful things. "Nuclear pulse propulsion", eh? Now that's a word I'll remember for ER.

I found the Mole of Moles one to be particularly good (well-done?).