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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18792 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #60 on: September 01, 2015, 12:49:22 pm »

Well, I'm using this (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=474.0) to get spells that are on the Cleric and Druid spell list. I have 28 spells per day as a level 14 wizard (not counting bonus spells), and can use many tricks to cast spells spontaneously. At the rate I'm using them, I'll run out on turn 14 or so.

Cast Benign Transposition on the sloth guy and myself, grab the loot that's in the chest, then Dimension Door myself out of the chest (and the webs)
« Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 07:53:23 am by ATHATH »
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #61 on: September 06, 2015, 01:54:01 pm »

Lock the treasure chest.
You attempt to lock the chest from afar, and you fail. Instead, you cast a spell that summons a sandwich. A ham sandwich.

Keep sleeping.
You continue sleeping, but are then woken up by swapping positions with madness. You are now lying on the ground in the middle of all the mayhem.

Take the sword and stab the spider approaching the dragon. Have my wasp help.
You lodge the sword in the spiders massive head, and it falls to the ground. There are more coming however, and you send your wasp to attack them. The wasp succeeds in killing 2 spiders, but more are coming.

Yell for help. Because we're all completely terrified of spiders here. Then rip webs.
You yell for help, and are rescued by Naraje, as he lodges a sword into the spiders head. You slash at the webs holding you to the ground, and fly up, clinging to the roof.

Well, I'm using this (http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=474.0) to get spells that are on the Cleric and Druid spell list. I have 28 spells per day as a level 14 wizard (not counting bonus spells), and can use many tricks to cast spells spontaneously. At the rate I'm using them, I'll run out on turn 14 or so.

Cast Benign Transposition on the sloth guy and myself, grab the loot that's in the chest, then Dimension Door myself out of the chest (and the webs)
You swap positions with Sloth, grab the loot in the chest, and teleport out. You happen to teleport right next to a couple of giant spiders, and Naraje.

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #62 on: September 06, 2015, 02:04:37 pm »

run around hitting things!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #63 on: September 06, 2015, 02:06:07 pm »

run around hitting things!
You begin running around smacking the spiders with your club, until you trip on some web and land face first on one of the spider's backs.
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each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #64 on: September 06, 2015, 02:07:28 pm »

Attempt to ride it!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #65 on: September 06, 2015, 08:46:59 pm »

Devour the sandwich with impunity.
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« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2015, 01:47:42 pm »

Attempt to ride it!
You wrap your arms around the spiders neck, and eventually subdue it. You have gained a spider mount!

Devour the sandwich with impunity.
You go to eat the sandwich, but at that moment it becomes sentient! "Eh.. what're ya doin'?!" It says in a stereotypical mafia accent. It floats around you, but doesn't seem to want to talk anymore. Maybe due to you attempting to eat it.

Deplorably throw someone (preferrably Sloth) at the spiders.
You grab Sloth from behind you, and throw him into the heads of one of the spiders. It dies, but sloth is now asleep in it's carcass.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2015, 03:13:36 pm »

Ride over the sandwitch!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2015, 04:39:09 pm »

Defend the sandwich! Fireball anyone who tries to hurt it!
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« Reply #69 on: September 07, 2015, 04:52:51 pm »

Fuse with the spider carcass.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2015, 04:33:02 am »

Grab the sandwich.
You attempt to grab the sandwich, hut Hoog is furiously defending it. He fireballs you, knocking you back but dealing no damage. Due to you being a dragon.

Ride over the sandwitch!
You look around for a witch made of sand,but cannot find one. While youare looking for this sandy witch, your spider begins attempting to buck you off.

Defend the sandwich! Fireball anyone who tries to hurt it!
You fireball the dragon, and blast her away. The sandwich is safe. For now.

Fuse with the spider carcass.
You put all of your magic energy (which is a lot, because you've been resting for the whole game) into fusing with the spider, and you succeed. You are now a giant spider. You fall asleep.

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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2015, 04:46:05 am »

Use more effective magic to defend the sandwich! Also find out whether it's single or not.
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« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2015, 04:55:53 am »

Use more effective magic to defend the sandwich! Also find out whether it's single or not.
You cast a bubble shield around you and the sandwich, and you ask about its relationship status. "Whaddya think? I was only born into existence a minute ago!" Yes, yes it is single.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2015, 08:05:42 am »

Weave a web-blanket for myself.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2015, 11:28:34 am by Tomasque »
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« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2015, 09:10:20 am »

Look for the sandwich, while trying to control my spider
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