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[Dutrius]

Arkford responds to prayers:
Unscrupulous Seer: "The Seers' Guild declines to comment on what kind of doom, destruction, and darkness, but it will involve war between the gods."

We've just had a war between gods. I don't see any doom, destruction or darkness down in the Caverns (except in the places which were already dark), and certainly none relating to the Naedercynn. As such, Arkford declines to hand out any gold to the Seer's Guild for the foreseeable future.

The Efte inventor reveals what appears to be a wheeled tank filled with the fire-hating water and lights a fire near it. After a few minutes, the wheeled tank flies off!

Very good! What happens if the fire is attached to the side of the tank? Or even underneath it?
Fund further research.

((Why do I get the feeling that a perpetual motion device could be built from this, or a similar device?))

Arkford listens to prayers:
Naedercynn Guildmaster: "Tell the weaker surface dwellers to stay out of our guilds!"

They can join if they want to. If you're so worried about them, then just put in restrictions for your particular branch.


After much thinking and much consumption of Efte brand Tea and Biscuits, Arkford produces a design for a dragon:

Spoiler: Lyftfloga žunorradstefn "Thunder dragon" (click to show/hide)

Traits: [Displacement+2][Exotic Affinity+2 (Echoturgy)][Charismatic+2][Fear+2][Size+3][Speed+3][USB][Protection+2][Intelligence+2][Peaceful Unless Provoked (it won't attack you unless you attack it first or repeatedly annoy it)][Flyer][Strength-1]

This dragon type prefers to not get involved with fights, instead watching from a distance. When it does attack, it's first attack is to create a large sonic boom to dissuade and demoralize the enemy. If they persist, it will use resonance magic from the sky.

((This is going to be expensive...))
((Wow, there are a lot of different Old English words for "dragon". Lyftfloga means flying dragon. žunorradstefn means Voice of Thunder, but I'm NOT basing them off of Skyrim's dragons.))
((Also, the ž character is called a "thorn". You can replace it with the modern equivalent "th" if you like.))

Listen for more prayers.

[IcyTea31]

Mörkö listens to prayers addressed to either the Council or to no particular god or pantheon:
Shifty Kitsoony: "The fish drown before Mor's Luminance."

"Is this "Mor" anything of anyone's?"

[Dutrius]

Mörkö listens to prayers addressed to either the Council or to no particular god or pantheon:
Shifty Kitsoony: "The fish drown before Mor's Luminance."

"Is this "Mor" anything of anyone's?"

Probably short for Mörkö.

[IcyTea31]

"No, it is almost certainly not. I would know. Also, that name and mine are pronounced completely differently."

[Stirk]

The Don raises a tall glass high in the Corpse Club.

"Next rounds on me, Boys! Hell, all yer next rounds is on me! Ya did great out der. Withstood a buncha Godly attacks an' let dem morons destroy da ting dey was tryin' ta protect demselves tinken dey was you. Ya triumphed in da end, da town is destroyed. Come on, everbody in 'ere, lets have a welcomin' party fer all da brave soldiers. Show some respect for tha dead! Show em what Paradise is!"

The Don hosts a welcoming party for all the newly-dead Don worshippers in the Corpse club, to help them get introduced to the place.

He then picks up his old phone.

"Get ta hidin' boys. Dis next attack's still experimental, don' know how well I can control it. So gettouta its way."

The Don releases the plague of Black Bark Beetles onto the battlefield, controlling their flow to the best of his ability. He spreads them out to inflict the most casualties possible on his enemies, having them fly through his opponents as they head directly to whatever remains of the human town. Once they arrive, they will attempt to destroy whatever remains of it, erasing it from existence to the best of their ability.

[Demonic Spoon]

"What are those beetles anyway?"

[Stirk]

"What are those beetles anyway?"

"Small, affordable, four-cylinder cars o' course."

[hector13]

"Small, affordable, four-cylinder cars o' course."

((I thought Americans called them bugs ))

[Demonic Spoon]

"What are those beetles anyway?"

"Small, affordable, four-cylinder cars o' course."

"So the battlefield is being ravaged by cars? That's certainly an interesting image."

[Stirk]

"Small, affordable, four-cylinder cars o' course."

((I thought Americans called them bugs ))

((I know nothing about cars  . My own truck has probably been broken down a month....))

"So the battlefield is being ravaged by cars? That's certainly an interesting image."

"Sure. Why not."

[TheBiggerFish]

A sudden twist of chaomancy causes a precision-targeted hailstorm to slam hail into all the beetles.
(Once again, Flux if necessary.)

[crazyabe]

The over brain forms 1000 Vistani divided over and around the worlds

Spoiler: vistani (click to show/hide)

Disc: Vistani have Flawless Caucasian Skin, Brown hair, and dress in many Colors.
Traits:
[Affinity+2 <x2.0>]
[Charismatic+3 <x1.4>]
[Focus=Trade]
[Focus=Wonder]
[Teleport+1 <x1.2>]
[Thieving+3 <x2.0>]
[Stealth+5 <x3.7>]
Price Per 1 = 0.0024864
Price Per 1000 = 2.4864
A race of care free gypsy wanderers who travel between one place and another. Vistani use magic for the group before using magic for themselves. when they Teleport strange "Mists" extrude from the ground and allow whole caravans to move along to wherever they are going. Vistani who stay in one area for longer than one month become Mortu, and lose all memory and racial benefits.

[hector13]

A sudden twist of chaomancy causes a precision-targeted hailstorm to slam hail into all the beetles.
(Once again, Flux if necessary.)

((flux will be necessary if you want it to actually do anything ))

[crazyabe]

A sudden twist of chaomancy causes a precision-targeted hailstorm to slam hail into all the beetles.
(Once again, Flux if necessary.)

the hail melts in mid air (Flux)

[tntey]

Nogis spreads music to the vistani