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[TankKit]

Evil pirates? CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!

[Ultimuh]

Evil pirates? CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!

Hold on! We don't know of their defensive capabilities.
Let's play this smart.. somehow..

[LordPorkins]

SMARTLY CHAAAAAAAAAARRGEEEE!

Preferably with the Plant dudes first.


Dangit. No Females
Actually, maybe the pirates captured an exotic green-skinned alien princess for us to rescue! Yeah!

Also: Ultimah, that Avatar pic: Muy Bueno

[Dustan Hache]

SMARTLY CHAAAAAAAAAARRGEEEE!

Preferably with the Plant dudes first.


Dangit. No Females
Actually, maybe the pirates captured an exotic green-skinned alien princess for us to rescue! Yeah!

Also: Ultimah, that Avatar pic: Muy Bueno

-1 to charging in. We don't even know if they are hostile! Let's try to reason with them (preferrably behind some sort of cover.)

[TankKit]

SMARTLY CHAAAAAAAAAARRGEEEE!

Preferably with the Plant dudes first.


Dangit. No Females
Actually, maybe the pirates captured an exotic green-skinned alien princess for us to rescue! Yeah!

Also: Ultimah, that Avatar pic: Muy Bueno

-1 to charging in. We don't even know if they are hostile! Let's try to reason with them (preferrably behind some sort of cover.)

They're pirates. We were on the ship that shot at them. They're obviously hostile.

[Evil Lincoln]

They're pirates. We were on the ship that shot at them. They're obviously hostile.

Just want to clarify that the 'player character' Mandy Milford is a retired navy quarter master who then bought their own ship then crashed on the planet. "Well your flotilla shot at them when you were in the navy at least." Is referring to events that happened years ago so. Sorry for the confusion there.

[TankKit]

They're pirates. We were on the ship that shot at them. They're obviously hostile.

Just want to clarify that the 'player character' Mandy Milford is a retired navy quarter master who then bought their own ship then crashed on the planet. "Well your flotilla shot at them when you were in the navy at least." Is referring to events that happened years ago so. Sorry for the confusion there.

OH. In that case try to reason with them first.

[DAPARROT]

+1 to negotiating, but keep our weapons out

[Coolrune206]

-1 to negotiating.
+2 to MURDER.
In the words of Sarge, "I've got a boner for murder!"

[TankKit]

-1 to negotiating.
+2 to MURDER.
In the words of Sarge, "I've got a boner for murder!"

I'm so glad someone else here likes Red Vs. Blue 

[Ultimuh]

+1 for negotiating.

[TopHat]

+1 to offering assistance. (negotiating, I guess)

[Detoxicated]

Try to seperate the armed guy from the rest, encircle him, then negotiate

[Fallatus]

If we are gonna attack, Or they are hostile, Then make sure to take out the guy with the gun first. Then take his gun, We need the upgrade.

[Evil Lincoln]

Turn 35



You decide to give diplomacy a try. You're all in the same boat now, trapped on a crazy island on a remote planet.

Of course you try and surround the alien with the laser rifle to the best of your abilities, no reason to give these guys an advantage. You approach out of the darkness and give a quick yell to the one with the gun as you motion for your troops to surround them.

After being surprised the armed alien yells accusations at you about sabotage and fake distress signals. You tell him that you've done no such thing but the accusations keep coming. You aren't an expert on alien body language but it seems like this guy could start shooting at any second.

You notice one of the aliens doesn't have a suit or breathing apparatus, he's screaming and gasping a lot as one of the other aliens is trying to get him to shut up. You can't tell if the screaming is directed at you or if he's getting some of that brain damage that the atmo-scan warned you about.


Mother:
Biomass: 1/10
Birthing: Inactive

Status:
Air: 2.8/5 Hours Remaining
Suit Integrity: None
Injuries: None
Hunger: Peckish
Thirst: Thirsty

Inventory:
Food:
41x Ration Bars

Equipment:
1x Laser Pistol (10 shots left)
18x Laser Pistol Batteries (10 shots each)
1x High Explosive Grenade
1x Survival Knife
5x Primitive Clubs

Survival:
1x Thermosafe Firestarter
1x Atmoscan

Materials:
10x Wood
5x Stone
5x Acidic Nodules
15x Wings
4x Mandibles
1x Hover Organ

Author Notes:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hopefully this won't take to long to wrap up. I won't be doing any updates from the 22nd to the new year (lack of computer) and I'd hate to leave on a cliffhanger.

Also imagine some of the aliens have angry eyebrows, I forgot to add those.