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[spazyak]

No, no, no, no, no. Cooperate with rich and make a rich company and get incredibly sushi.

You get sushi! You are sushi!

[Megggas]

Hide the body.

[Sl4cker]

Und now, ve take over ze world gentlemen!

Assist

[conein]

SEND MULTIPLE TACTICAL NUKES WHERE THE SCYTERS ARE

[spazyak]

Und now, ve take over ze world gentlemen!

Assist

Supply with sushi!

6+6+1 Ve have ze World! The sushi didn't help much

SEND A SNEAKY SCYTHER TO SCOUT OUT THE SURROUNDING URBAN AREAS

3+1 it manages to hide amongst the burning, irradiated, bunny corpses

Ascend to godhood, by mantleing. (walk like a god, until they walk like you.)

6 You walk until your feet bleed, your bloody trail inspires many followers until tales of your pain and courage, your endurance ring out and eventual, one day your feet stop bleeding and you shed your mortal frame

Hide the body.

Hide the body.

4 body in the body dumpster, right?

SEND MULTIPLE TACTICAL NUKES WHERE THE SCYTERS ARE

2 You miss and take out a daycare center for rabbits.

[conein]

RETRY

[Hiddenleafguy]

Hey, just some advice, it may be easier to put the rolls like this: [6] and now for my turn. Find out if I am a god of death, and if so, figure out what other domains are mine.

[poketwo]

Hey, just some advice, it may be easier to put the rolls like this: [6] and now for my turn. Find out if I am a god of death, and if so, figure out what other domains are mine.

Minor criticism, but otherwise quite reasonable. After all, I make my rolls separate from the actual action description in my rtds.

ORDER MY MINIONS TO FIND A MAP TO THE NEAREST CITY OR SUBURB OR TOWN.

[spazyak]

Hey, just some advice, it may be easier to put the rolls like this: [6] and now for my turn. Find out if I am a god of death, and if so, figure out what other domains are mine.

ok, I understand!

[endlessblaze]

/the god endlessblaze wakes from his slumber, its a bright new day and -boom-/

using my devine power I get rid of the radiation and the radioactive materials, while mumbling about "blasted fools, cant even go to sleep without my house getting covered in nuclear fallout"

((can we see our bonuses?))

[spazyak]

/the god endlessblaze wakes from his slumber, its a bright new day and -boom-/

using my devine power I get rid of the radiation and the radioactive materials, while mumbling about "blasted fools, cant even go to sleep without my house getting covered in nuclear fallout"

((can we see our bonuses?))

((Sure))

[Megggas]

Ride my bike away from the scene of the crime.  Find a phone and call my friend Bill.  Tearfully confess to my horrible mistake and ask for advice on what I should do.

[Sl4cker]

Tour the world with my private yacht!

And by "Tour" I mean "Absolutely oppress under my power" and by "Private yacht" I mean "Fleet of heavily advanced super-warships"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

....but we already did that.
What's the point of absolutely oppressing the world a second time?
Start a space program. Soon, ze entire Solar System vill be ours!

[Sl4cker]

If we don't continue doing that, they'll start a revolution while you're in space!