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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[zomara0292]

((you do understand that they want a bird, not am illusion, yes?))

[LordPorkins]

"Better idea. Some of our people are aboUt to head over as we speak. If we bring you a ton of bird meat, will we call it even? I'd hate to get things started on the wrong foot

[TheBiggerFish]

((you do understand that they want a bird, not am illusion, yes?))

((They want a bird, but I figure proving to them that they shot us down instead of a bird would do just as well.))

[S34N1C]

((Sorry, for the delay, I meant to post this morning but school happened))

Laz chuckles as the dorf lays into him, keeping a friendly grin.
"Heh, that's probably the third most insulting thing I've ever heard. You should work on that. Either way, I was just demonstrating that the bird you shot down was not real."
Laz let's the bird pop out of existence, still looking as unfazed as ever.

"And Frazz, if you start calling me Lassy, you will be blind for as long as you are within range of my illusions."

[LordPorkins]

"And you will have a sudden and acute case of having your everything on fire ya little pointy-eared dweeb."

[S34N1C]

"And how will you accomplish this if you can't see or hear anything?"

[TheBiggerFish]

Over a party comms line, so the dorfs don't hear:
"If you two don't stop bickering I'll get a flamethrower and roast you both myself.  We do not have the leeway to bicker this much."

[LordPorkins]

"Fel, shut up, the only reason you havent tried seducing these dwarves yet is because you're unsure of their gender."

[TheBiggerFish]

"One: I don't actually care.  Two: We are on a mission dammit.  Take this slightly more seriously than not at all."

[Twinwolf]

"Aria, think you can shoot a bird from a moving vehicle at a long distance without destroying the body?"

"Maybe. Won't know until I try - did anyone bring a sniper rifle?"

[S34N1C]

Over a party comms line, so the dorfs don't hear:
"If you two don't stop bickering I'll get a flamethrower and roast you both myself.  We do not have the leeway to bicker this much."

"It was meant in jest, Fel, but I see your point. I merely wanted to let Frazz know I do not wish to be called "Lassy"."

[TheBiggerFish]

Over a party comms line, so the dorfs don't hear:
"If you two don't stop bickering I'll get a flamethrower and roast you both myself.  We do not have the leeway to bicker this much."

"It was meant in jest, Fel, but I see your point. I merely wanted to let Frazz know I do not wish to be called "Lassy"."

"We should be using callsigns or something."

[LordPorkins]

"No, we shouldn't. I'm tired of deception and bullshit."

[TheBiggerFish]

"No, we shouldn't. I'm tired of deception and bullshit."

"Really, Frazz?  It's not bullshit nor deception, it's a safety measure."

[zomara0292]

"Does anyone have a sniper rifle that isn't a Gauss rifle?"