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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[TheBiggerFish]

"Yeah!  Good grief, that was boring as all heck.

Soo...Do we have a plan beyond showing up with booze?"

[Hawk132]

Jon gets into the vehicle.

"The plan is to attempt diplomacy and employ the dwarves. Failing that, smearing them across the landscape and asking again."

[LordPorkins]

"No! Bad Jon! The plan is we go up to them, give them booze, and get along. We've had enough massacres for now."

[Romans]

Seemingly coming out of the shadows is Zander carrying a metal cask of some sorts and fully geared, "alright kiddos make sure you have everything you need we won't be back for awhile. And for the newbies listen to orders and you'll do fine, that means no lone wolf shit or i'll shoot you myself clear?? Good, me and Jon will be heading up this one Jon is Squad Lead and i'm second. And as for alcohol...."

Zander takes the small cask and gingerly sets it down, closing his helmet he unlocks it. If anyone doesn't have their helmets on they are overwhelmed by the strongest smell some of you have ever experienced. You would also feel like you knocked back at least one shot, closing it quickly he stows it away.

"Lets just say if this can't get them drunk, nothing we can make will...."

[LordPorkins]

"Actually, thats a no." This isn't a designated op Numbnuts. Its us putting our foot down because we're sick of waiting for the corporate big-wigs to give orders."

Before Jon or Zander have time to respond, Frazz leans over and shifts the truck into full acceleration, knocking everyone back

"WAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOO!"

[Romans]

"Actually, thats a no." This isn't a designated op Numbnuts. Its us putting our foot down because we're sick of waiting for the corporate big-wigs to give orders."

"Why do you think Tal isn't here?? Hmmm? Of course its not an official op, but unless you want to run around like chickens with their heads cut off. We need a squad lead, if you're not comfortable with me being second that's fine. But I insist on Jon leading, I certainty don't trust you to lead dumbass."

[LordPorkins]

"Actually, how about she leads?"

Frazz jerks a giant scaled thumb-claw over at Shayla

"Was her idea. And id probably listen to her."

Note: The truck is playing the Chicken Dance at max volume

[Hawk132]

knocking everyone back

Jon is not knocked back in the slightest.

"Did you not listen to me? I said we'll attempt diplomacy first. That's what getting along is. And if they don't want to get along, we'll just shoot them until they do."

"And the last massacre was quite a while back anyhow."

"Actually, how about she leads?"

Frazz jerks a giant scaled thumb-claw over at Shayla

"Was her idea. And id probably listen to her."

"So you're saying you listened to non-Foxhound personnel and decided it's a good idea to go on an unauthorized operation with only 2 people at first?"

The truck is playing the Chicken Dance at max volume

Jon puts his hand on the radio/whatever and pulses his sunlaser for a split second.

[Romans]

Please Zander was a rodeo champion, he maintains his footing.
"Being the first to board the dumbass train does not make you qualified to lead, no offense ma'am. Someone with actual operational experience and who has been on the team for more then a few days should lead."

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[TheBiggerFish]

"How about I lead, and you get to do tactical stuff?"

[JaxtalMK2]

"Oh god, all the boring people showed up." Shayla grumbled, rubbing her head. "Not even sure how you all got into a moving truck like that.... bah! Fine whatever, we'll do the boring route since you all want to come along too." She'd grumble and slow the truck back down to a reasonable speed, getting back into serious mode now... also turning the trucks radio back to her music, because damnit if she didn't get to go crazy, she at least wanted to have some nice tunes playing.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Well we could boot 'em out, yeah?  I mean, into another vehicle if they insist.  But yeah, there does need to be some actual consideration I suppose...Darn."

[LordPorkins]

"You dorks need to stop hanging around with Tal. Have some fun!"

Frazz reclines in the shotgun

"Honestly, both of you need to get laid. Oye, Fel, Shayla, you got any lady friends who'd be willing to do some charity work?"

[JaxtalMK2]

Shayla would just roll her eyes. "Either way, yes. the plan was to go there, to visit a bit, get some drink on, and see about getting them to join. And if that didn't work it was to just smash stuff and people 'til they changed their mind. So pretty much standard protocol, just with more alcohol."

[Hawk132]

"I'm a robot, Frazz. And operations aren't really a time where one should have their fun."

"Acceptable plan."