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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[TheBiggerFish]

Fel shoots Frazz an eyeroll.

"You want 'em laid, you get 'em laid.  I don't think that particular shenanigan would help anyway.  Also rape is bad.  So no, at this time I don't.

Laser dude might want to ask later if he's of a mind.  And a body.  Heck, the guy who's hanging onto a moving truck at high speeds probably qualifies too...."

Fel looks lost in thought for a moment.

"But later.  We do have dwarves to deal with."

[LordPorkins]

"You poor, rusted tin can. Truly you are more machine then man. Doth not the subtle curves of a women's torso still hold your attention? Or are they rejected due to the incompatibility of your USB drive?"

Frazz has a wicked gleam in his eys

[TheBiggerFish]

Fel lets out a subdued splutter of laughter at that line.

[JaxtalMK2]

Shayla actually laughs out loud, grinning wide. "See? The dragon gets it, why be so serious all the time. That's just.... boring."

[LordPorkins]

"Of course I get it. I got my PHD in chaos theory. I'm a master of Disaster! An Entrepenuer of Entropy! An Avatar of Anarchy! Order and Normalicy is all nice and good, but Fun doesn't come from the same old things."

[Hawk132]

"Oh, compatibility is not an issue. R&D gave me a tool quite capable of data upload. I simply do not feel the need to do so. And, well... I'm more interested in a person's interior qualities, rather than exterior."

He plays around with his scalpel a bit.

"The seriousness is here to make sure you don't end up killing yourself with bad decisions."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Pfffhaaa!  Nice one!  Uhh...Have we met?  I'm not sure we've met."

[JaxtalMK2]

"Yeah, gotta toss at least a little fun into things." Shayla chuckles. "And fine, whatever you want. We'll go how you want, and let you take charge, and whatever." She shrugs, sitting back in her seat and looking bored. "Though now I have nothing to do again.."

[S34N1C]

"The seriousness is here to make sure you don't end up killing yourself with bad decisions."

"That's all well and good, but we're not even there yet! Can't we have a little fun on the way?"

Laz then summons several well endowed women, 2 for every male in the vehicle.

"Sorry ladies, but I'm not strong enough to make escorts for you without passing out."

[TheBiggerFish]

"The seriousness is here to make sure you don't end up killing yourself with bad decisions."

"That's all well and good, but we're not even there yet! Can't we have a little fun on the way?"

Laz then summons several well endowed women, 2 for every male in the vehicle.

"Sorry ladies, but I'm not strong enough to make escorts for you without passing out."

"We'll just have to make do with what's available~~"
There is suddenly a Fel in Laz's lap.

And a Shayla in Fel's lap.

"But in all seriousness, maybe save the bacchanalia till after the mission?"

[S34N1C]

((By "a Fel", do you mean there is more than one in the vehicle?))

[TheBiggerFish]

((No.  Not yet at least.))

[LordPorkins]

"Oye, Laz, wouldn't having sex with one of these things be like having sex with you?"

Frazz pushes the women away from him

[JaxtalMK2]

"Oooh, Bacchanalia~ We're breaking out the big words today." Shayla reaches up and flicks Fel's nose playfully. "But do you have to keep teleporting me randomly like that?"

[TheBiggerFish]

" - - Hey!

I don't haaaaave to, but I felt like it~"

Fel boops Shayla back!