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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[~Neri]

"No Frazz. They are highly toxic to humans."

[LordPorkins]

"Well, anyway, could i do something besides eat these things? My stomachs feeling weird now..."

((Im reminded of that episode with Tex in RvB season 8. Caboose: Uh... How can i help? Tucker: DO NOT HELP ME. Then later on...Tucker: CABOOSE HELP ME NOW Caboose: Well you said not to help you. Make up your mind. And stop being so mean. This isnt the exact quotes but its more or less what went down))

[~Neri]

"You can make sure that if and when you vomit, you vomit on the ground away from sensitive equipment and personal."

[LordPorkins]

"You can make sure that if and when you vomit, you vomit on the ground away from sensitive equipment and personal."

"Can i vomit at the enemy?"

[~Neri]

"No. They are too far away and you'll probably hit something important."

[LordPorkins]

"Then what happens when i eat a week old burrito and need to vomit in the base?"
*Casually tears the wing off a flyer that gets nearby.*

[~Neri]

"I don't know if rotten human food would be all that unhealthy for you. We really have no idea how your digestive system works right now so we'll need to see what exactly you Can eat."

[LordPorkins]

"your avoiding the point"

[Insanegame27]

There's not a bloody lot of people Frazz can try to help while sitting on his butt like that. But a Flier came close, and you bite it!
The thing is reasonably crunchy. Though you don't really like the taste.. It's pretty bitter, like eating bug! Ew.

((Porkins, the GM outright said it tastes disgusting, then in the literal NEXT POST you've said that they're good.))

[LordPorkins]

There's not a bloody lot of people Frazz can try to help while sitting on his butt like that. But a Flier came close, and you bite it!
The thing is reasonably crunchy. Though you don't really like the taste.. It's pretty bitter, like eating bug! Ew.

((Porkins, the GM outright said it tastes disgusting, then in the literal NEXT POST you've said that they're good.))

((I was trying to trick Tak into eating one. Furthermore, considering my characters background, hes probably eaten much, much worse in the name if science. Also, VK said it tasted like bug. I have eaten bug. Its not that bad.))

[~Neri]

((Bug really doesn't taste bad. Tis a delicacy.))

((Tal however does know the fliers are toxic as fuck and is not stupid enough to eat it.))

[Twinwolf]

((I just realized, if Frazz is going to outlive everyone barring being killed in a Castle [assuming that they don't find a way to greatly extend human life or make people immortal], Aria is going to have to train a replacement for threatening to Gauss Frazz  ))

[~Neri]

((Tal is shooting for immortality through magic. I'd imagine temporary life extension exists but not something indefinite. Part of why this specific Castle is a major interest for him is because the resident entity stated it holds a number of books on the Arcane. Meaning a chance of finding something to prolong life.))

[LordPorkins]

((Tal is shooting for immortality through magic. I'd imagine temporary life extension exists but not something indefinite. Part of why this specific Castle is a major interest for him is because the resident entity stated it holds a number of books on the Arcane. Meaning a chance of finding something to prolong life.))

((RULE #1 OF ALL MAGIC EVER: ATTEMPTING TO DEFY MORTALITY IS A VERY BAD NO GOOD TERRIBLE HORRIBLE IDEA! ALWAYS!))

[~Neri]

((Then cease being mortal in the first place to bypass the attempting to defy mortality clause.))