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[Bluexdog]

That bear can rule the world!

[Twinwolf]

((OOC thread. Use it.))

[Beirus]

Summon a healer to help Duh.

[ShadowDragon]

Finish off Sword Goblin 1.

[Twinwolf]

((How many Summons can I have at a time? I'm gonna edit this into an action once I get an answer.))

((Up to 2.))

[Hawk132]

Visualize the goblin faces as floor and repeat my previous action.

[Twinwolf]

((GAH I DIDN'T NOTICE THE EDIT))

Summon a healer to help Duh.

(4) You summon a fully equipped doctor. Who curses you out because he was just at dinner.

Finish off Sword Goblin 1.

(4+1) With his hurt leg slowing him, it's no issue to stab SG1 through the spine, rendering him cripple and bleeding to death very rapidly.

"Uh, Mages, could you cast protect and summon something that may stop me from dying?"

Attack the unwounded goblins.

SG5 is the closest. (5) Well, there goes both of his arms. He is now also bleeding to death.

Visualize the goblin faces as floor and repeat my previous action.

(6) Their face is the floor, and all floors must die. Sword Goblin 2 becomes very dead, and you take his sword as a trophy. However you have now killed the floor, and think that if you step off of the body you will fall.

The doctor, muttering about wasted pasta, goes to the injured Duh, and (6) administers an anesthetic, and then binds all his wounds and stops the bleeding. Duh is going to be kind of drowsy for a bit, and not as effective.
The panda ineffectually gnaws on SG3's leg.

(1) SG3 trips over the panda, and tears a muscle in doing so.
(1) SG4 decides to just kick the panda for no reason.
(4) Was that the doctor's head that just went flying?
(5 vs. 3) SG6 goes for Yeff, and hacks at his arm to the point where although it is still attached, it is useless.

[Hawk132]

Throw my crappier sword at one of the gobbos.

[ShadowDragon]

Grab one of the better swords, then use it to attack one of the armed goblins.

[Beirus]

Summon a magical healer to heal me.

[Twinwolf]

Throw my crappier sword at one of the gobbos.

(3) Your Cheap Bronze Sword flies at Sword Goblin 4, but due to the fact that you made it spin in the air it hits him blunt end first. He might have a concussion though.

Grab one of the better swords, then use it to attack one of the armed goblins.

Tempered Iron Sword grabbed, (4) and stabbed into the foot on the concussed Sword Goblin 4.

Summon a magical healer to heal me.

(5+1) You summon a spirit of healing, who mends your arm... however, part of it is excruciating pain as they also heal the shock that had made the arm feel numb.

The Panda continues to be ineffective, while the spirit of healing is simply passive.

SG1 and SG2 are dead. SG3 is unable to walk.

Sword Goblin 4 (1-1) attempts to stab the guy that threw a sword at him, but ends up committing Seppuku somehow. You also somehow know that that is Japanese ritual suicide, despite the fact that there is no country known as Japan in this world.
Sword Goblin 5 (5-1 vs. 1 (2)) Duh notices the Sword Goblin running at the Dual Wielding Dave Daveson, but fails to make it in time to save him. The goblin, missing it's limbs and weapons, decides to attack with the only weapon it had left: it's teeth. It aims for the neck, but the bloodloss is throwing off it's aim and it ends up biting the shoulder joint to the point of uselessness.
Sword Goblin 6 laughs at it's friend being armless.

[Hawk132]

Attempt to somehow slide on the floor using the corpse I'm on and then stab a goblin.

[Twinwolf]

((It bit his neck clean off. It's not human, it doesn't have any moral issues with that kind of brutality.))

[Twinwolf]

((Fair point, I forgot that malus. Editing briefly- Dave will still be badly hurt, but not dead just yet.))

[ShadowDragon]

"Oh goddamnit that was close."
Kill sword goblin 5 for nearly killing me.