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[wipeout1024]

Convince Sally to become my loyal sidekick/minion.

[blazing glory]

Try to get out of the door.

[Tomasque]

Do charades to tell it to go bring back a corpse for conversion into more siblings.

Create more siblings from random shit.

Only one action per turn.

Convince Sally to become my loyal sidekick/minion.

It will be impossible to convince her to help you in your evil exploits. (Unless you pretend to be "good.")
Do you mean to threaten her with the revolver?

[Nunzillor]

((Wow, these are some bad rolls.  And that was a foolproof plan too, don't you agree?))

"CREATOR!  SAVE ME!"

Apply laser eyes to the disgusting, fleshy hostiles.  Leave the creator alive for now.

[wipeout1024]

I'll pretend to be good.

[Fniff]

Hm, tagging an area filled with cops? These kids have guts... Use my persuasion to get them to become my lackeys. Everyone knows the best gang leaders are teddy bears.
"Hey, wanna do some real crime?"

[conein]

Grab tools, climb bed, wake owner up

[Yourmaster]

Stand up and go for the controls, then.

[Tomasque]

Screw it. Giving minions orders does not count as an action.

Do charades to tell it to go bring back a corpse for conversion into more siblings.

Create more siblings from random shit.

[4] The bear surprises you by speaking: "Body too heavy."
[4] You are halfway finished with making a large bear out of a propane tank.

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Small semi-metal steak-knife bear.

Convince Sally to become my loyal sidekick/minion.

You hide the gun under her nightstand before waking her up.
[2] Before you can finish your sentence, she falls back onto the pillow in a sudden faint.

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Revolver (6/6)

Try to get out of the door.

[3] The door is stuck at the bottom, so you have to chop at it a bit to get it open.

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Woodcutter's axe

((Wow, these are some bad rolls.  And that was a foolproof plan too, don't you agree?))

"CREATOR!  SAVE ME!"

Apply laser eyes to the disgusting, fleshy hostiles.  Leave the creator alive for now.

[5] You kill one of the guards, and immobilize the other. Then you focus on the bad scientist.
[6] Your creator picks you up, wrenches open the air duct grate, turns off the fan, and throws you into the air duct.
"Run! Run my child! Turn left and run!
Following his directions, you make it to the roof of the building. You can see the place was disguised to blend in with the many warehouses surrounding it.

Hm, tagging an area filled with cops? These kids have guts... Use my persuasion to get them to become my lackeys. Everyone knows the best gang leaders are teddy bears.
"Hey, wanna do some real crime?"

[3] At first they are taken aback.
[2] Then they run back towards the van.

Grab tools, climb bed, wake owner up

Both your hands are now full. ((Inventory maxed out.))
[1] He wakes up with a start, and screams his lungs out.

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Small container of pins
Pen knife
Lighter

Stand up and go for the controls, then.

[4] The craft significantly increases in speed.
[1] The co-pilot sees you hanging on to the steering column, and freaks out.
[1] The pilot is woken by the noise, sees you, and freaks out as well.

[Yourmaster]

Go even faster!

[wipeout1024]

Just get the gun, and leave the house.

[Fniff]

Well, it was worth a shot the easy way. Now the hard way. Run to the van and hold onto the bumper before they drive off!

[~Neri]

Nod and finish Propane!Bear. Upon completion, try to find a cart or something for it to use.

[Tomasque]

Nod and finish Propane!Bear. Upon completion, try to find a cart or something for it to use.

Sorry, only one action per turn. But the second will be put in your queue if you forget to post after the next update. (Coming soon!)

[Nunzillor]

How close are those warehouses?  Could Mr. Snuggles jump onto another rooftop?  Also look around for any emergency exit stairs.