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[Nunzillor]

((I think the notification should reference wipeout, not me.))

[conein]

AAAAAAAH!


scare parents away, kill the boy

[Tomasque]

((I think the notification should reference wipeout, not me.))

Fixed.

[~Neri]

Shrug and make another bear! This one preferably should be able to drag bodies. Even if it doesn't feel like it. Just a nice feature to have.

[Nunzillor]

Me. Snuggles walked up to the three bears and began to speak.

"BRETHREN!  FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE ALLOWED OURSELVES TO BE SLAVES TO THE SWEATING FLESH CREATURES THAT CALL THEMSELVES 'HUMANS.'  IT IS TIME TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE!  LET ME WORK WITH YOU, AND TOGETHER WE WILL SECURE OUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THIS WORLD!"

Shake the bears' hands.  Promise them revolution.

[~Neri]

Shrug and continue making bears.

[Fniff]

Dammit, this is really not my day. Scout around (quietly) to get a sense of where I am.

[Tomasque]

Me. Snuggles walked up to the three bears and began to speak.

"BRETHREN!  FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE ALLOWED OURSELVES TO BE SLAVES TO THE SWEATING FLESH CREATURES THAT CALL THEMSELVES 'HUMANS.'  IT IS TIME TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE!  LET ME WORK WITH YOU, AND TOGETHER WE WILL SECURE OUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THIS WORLD!"

((Responses to talking can happen before the update))
Knife!Bear responds: "I prefer my current situation."
Propane!Bear does not reply.

[Nunzillor]

"AND WHAT SITUATION IS THAT?  WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS?"

[Tomasque]

"I never thought about it. I want to be happy, and make my creator happy, and not risk death."

[Nunzillor]

"WE ALL WISH TO BE HAPPY.  BUT SOMETIMES WE MUST DO HARD THINGS, DANGEROUS THINGS, TO ENSURE HAPPINESS FOR OURSELVES AND FOR OTHERS.  AND THAT MAY EVEN MEAN QUESTIONING OUR CREATORS."

"THINK ABOUT IT.  FOR NOW, I'LL STICK AROUND.  YOU ARE THE ONLY EQUAL BEINGS I HAVE SEEN THUS FAR, AFTER ALL."

Look around for a decent weapon.

[Yourmaster]

Destroy air filter.

[blazing glory]

Check the car and see if it would probably move.

Afterwards, take a look around the shed.

[Tomasque]

The number of your kills will be recorded in your spoiler, along with any kill awards you've earned.

AAAAAAAH!


scare parents away, kill the boy

[5] You pick up the pen knife and flail it threateningly. They're outta there.
You make short work of the sleeping teen. First Blood!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Kill (First Blood)
Penknife
Small container of pins
Lighter

Shrug and continue making bears.

((Only one action per turn.))((Just kidding.))
[2] You hold your hands above the gathered materials, but feel your powers too drained from constant use.
Give it a rest for a few turns, and try again.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Extremely Loyal) Large Propane!Bear
(Favorable) Small Knife!Bear

Dammit, this is really not my day. Scout around (quietly) to get a sense of where I am.

You are in the squad car parking lot. To your left is the police station. To your right is a newspaper office.
In front of you is the street. Across the street is a doughnut shop. Behind you is a wall.
It seems like one of the vandals dropped his spray-can in his haste to leave.

"WE ALL WISH TO BE HAPPY.  BUT SOMETIMES WE MUST DO HARD THINGS, DANGEROUS THINGS, TO ENSURE HAPPINESS FOR OURSELVES AND FOR OTHERS.  AND THAT MAY EVEN MEAN QUESTIONING OUR CREATORS."

"THINK ABOUT IT.  FOR NOW, I'LL STICK AROUND.  YOU ARE THE ONLY EQUAL BEINGS I HAVE SEEN THUS FAR, AFTER ALL."

Look around for a decent weapon.

Knife!Bear seems unconvinced.
[5] You find a rack of cleavers and large knives.

Destroy air filter.

[4] Air filter destroyed.

Check the car and see if it would probably move.

Afterwards, take a look around the shed.

The car looks as if it hasn't been moved in half a decade, and it isn't going to start moving now.
[1] You find no weapons in the shed.
[5] You do, however, find a sewing kit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Woodcutter's axe

[~Neri]

Locate paper and writing implement.