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[ATHATH]

I don't think this is D&D 3.5e.

Hush, you!

Go to my secret place where I stash my spellbook, and prepare a

Selective Snowcasted Flash Frosted Fell Drain Locate City, killing every first level character and npc in a ten mile per level (?) radius around me and turning their corpses into wights a day later.

Athath, no player would have such a spell. It would make for a seriously unbalanced game.

This is why the Incantrix (which reduces the level of this spell down to one that could be cast by the average character) is banned at most tables.

[Spiderking50]

Go to my secret place where I stash my spellbook, and prepare a

Selective Snowcasted Flash Frosted Fell Drain Locate City, killing every first level character and npc in a ten mile per level (?) radius around me and turning their corpses into wights a day later.

Athath, no player would have such a spell. It would make for a seriously unbalanced game.

Actually, that's a bunch of meta-magic stacked on top of Locate City (a first-level divination spell that locates the nearest city, but has a massive area of effect, causing it to be a common meta-magic target). Snowcasting make s it have the [cold] subtype, Flash Frost makes it deal two damage if it has the [cold] subtype, Fell Drain makes it deal a negative level if it does damage, and selective allows it to not harm me of my friends.

While this is all true, this:

I don't think this is D&D 3.5e.

is correct.

[ATHATH]

Go to my secret place where I stash my spellbook, and prepare a

Selective Snowcasted Flash Frosted Fell Drain Locate City, killing every first level character and npc in a ten mile per level (?) radius around me and turning their corpses into wights a day later.

Athath, no player would have such a spell. It would make for a seriously unbalanced game.

Actually, that's a bunch of meta-magic stacked on top of Locate City (a first-level divination spell that locates the nearest city, but has a massive area of effect, causing it to be a common meta-magic target). Snowcasting make s it have the [cold] subtype, Flash Frost makes it deal two damage if it has the [cold] subtype, Fell Drain makes it deal a negative level if it does damage, and selective allows it to not harm me of my friends.

While this is all true, this:

I don't think this is D&D 3.5e.

is correct.

Ah, well. I shall still destroy the material plane somehow, if not in that manner.

[Trapezohedron]

Name: Shiine
Class: Half-Weapon (turns into a piece of equipment: specifically swords that grant 1/2 of this player's stats into the user)
Subclass: Enchanter
Profession: Maid
Role-play: Refers to self in the third person. Often tries to find a partner to party, as a weapon. In human form, refers to everyone as Milord/Milady, and formal tones and terms. Roleplays extensively.

You don't happen to do musical instruments, do you?

Half-Weapons can transform into any viable weapon, but I'm a sword spec so... bad stats on anything else. (1/4)

[Hiddenleafguy]

Question, does a REALLY off tune guitar count as a weapon?

[Shadestyle]

Well obviously you can only make portals to where you've been 

[ATHATH]

Well obviously you can only make portals to where you've been 

Apparently, an Obvious Rules Patch was spontaneously created, and they don't work at all.

I wonder if innate magical abilities, like a dragon's fire-breath, still work.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Hello people, just checking in on everyone who is here, making sure you are all having fun in the game. So now that we are done with meaningless introductions, BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD, TREMBLE IN FEAR, TREMBLE!! Sorry, got a bit ahead of myself here, so after the unfortunate demise of spiderking, I was chosen as your new god! Yay, we will have lots of !fun! Under my reign!!

[Andres]

Cool. Update please.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Wait, what? Is SpiderKing alright?

[Hiddenleafguy]

Tomorrow morning, too sleepy to update right now, one more thing, I will not ,for the most part, use quotes, I shall merely put a bigtext of your name over your turn, makes it easier for me to write out and scroll up and down, kay?

[Tawa]

Wait, what? Is SpiderKing alright?

[ATHATH]

Wait, what? Is SpiderKing alright?

Maybe he handed control over to hiddenleafguy?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Wait, what? Is SpiderKing alright?

Maybe he handed control over to hiddenleafguy?

I mean, that was my first guess, but I'm just worried, since he didn't tell us himself.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Yes, he is alrightish, he just has a papercut on his right hand, I shall get something up in the next hour or two.