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Author Topic: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.  (Read 7165 times)

Cheesecake

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #90 on: August 10, 2015, 07:40:52 pm »

Damien patches in. "I-In positions sir." He remembers his training and slows his breathing. "On your word, sir."

Await orders.
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« Reply #91 on: August 10, 2015, 07:59:18 pm »

Attempt to analyze situation for strategic maneuvers.
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« Reply #92 on: August 10, 2015, 08:31:41 pm »

Wait for orders.
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« Reply #93 on: August 10, 2015, 08:55:06 pm »

Ask (with a megaphone) the poltergeist why he is doing this.
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #94 on: August 11, 2015, 05:16:00 am »

Attempt to analyze situation for strategic maneuvers.

Spoiler: New Guy (click to show/hide)
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On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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« Reply #95 on: August 11, 2015, 03:05:28 pm »

Zack's attempt to communicate by way of the megaphone is met with stony silence.
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #96 on: August 11, 2015, 03:12:49 pm »

Jana tunes into the team radio. "Guys, lets have someone keep on the megaphone to keep him distracted, then go around to get at the back and side entrances. Then he's got nowhere to go but forward into the police, or take his chances with us."
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« Reply #97 on: August 11, 2015, 03:21:02 pm »

Tired of waiting. Blow down parts of the wall and break it down.
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Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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« Reply #98 on: August 11, 2015, 03:24:00 pm »

I analyze what his possible motive and goal could be.
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« Reply #99 on: August 11, 2015, 09:03:36 pm »

Reyes responds to the radio.

"I guess that could work."

"Everyone, proceed as planned, except Wheels man the megaphone. We need someone distracting the guy. Heavy Weapons, you paint the shop down. Everyone else, tackle the ass when he gets sludged."

Relay Orders. Also, strike from rear.
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« Reply #100 on: August 11, 2015, 09:53:03 pm »

"Paint? This is an AA12 automatic shotgun with explosive rounds."
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« Reply #101 on: August 11, 2015, 10:03:11 pm »

"Uhh, our briefing said our target is better alive than dead. Dead being acceptable, but yeah, don't go overboard. You mean to say by the way, you didn't pack up on canisters?"
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« Reply #102 on: August 12, 2015, 11:05:00 am »

((Comms said the aerosolizers and cartridges are stocked in the van.))
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.

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« Reply #103 on: August 13, 2015, 01:00:36 pm »

Zack's attempt to communicate by way of the megaphone is met with stony silence.
"Listen, if we knew why you're doing this, maybe we could help you."

I accidentally read half of New Guy's spoiler.
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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« Reply #104 on: August 13, 2015, 03:56:49 pm »

((It's no big. Only really important if you're all separated by, say a time-manipulating asshole and someone is in the future and someone else is in the past. I'm using them as a way to address people individually without having to use awkward phrasing. Just don't metagame.))
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Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
On bay12, a poll option of basically 'nuke the world' named 'Apocalypse Hitler' is like asking an alcoholic if they want some whiskey.
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