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Author Topic: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.  (Read 7150 times)

GentlemanRaptor

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We've all heard stories about things that go "bump" in the night.
We're the ones who go "bump" right back. Welcome to the freak patrol.




Reality Hazard Containment Unit
A game of supernatural door-kicking

I'm sure you've heard those crackpot theories about the men in black. The guys in spooky black vans and helicopters, hushing up secrets and suchlike. Well, we're not them. The Agency has their job, and we have ours. Ours happens to be much, much, worse. There are people out there who are able to do things that would cause Einstein, Feynman, and Newton to roll over in their graves so rapidly the world's energy crisis would be solved within a month. These people don't obey the laws of our reality. They, well, they bend the world to suit their needs. The weak ones aren't so much of a problem. Street magicians, basically. Little pyrokinesis, some poltergeist shit, whatever. When you go past that is where stuff starts to get real spooky-like. Telepathy, transmutation, time travel, you fucking name it, they've fucking got it. Of course, these people tend not to be law-abiding citizens. The shrinks can't explain why, but there's a pretty strong correlation between warping abilities and moderate to extreme sociopathy. That's why we exist. What the police, or the military, or even the Agency can't handle, we can. We go in hard, fast, and occasionally with a little warper backup of our own, and we keep the streets just a little bit safer.

Oh, you still wanna join us? After that spiel? Alright, let me take down a few pertinent details.

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RHCU FORM 0001/A
Name:
Age:
Physical Appearance:
Background:
Preferred Role (select one): sergeant, weapons specialist, communications specialist, analyst, containment specialist, vehicle specialist
Other:

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

Player List:
Spiderking50 (JohnMclain, Analyst)
Yourmaster (Alex Raman, Weapons)
Cheescake (Damien Clemson, Containment)
New Guy (Javier Calderón Reyes, Sergeant)
ATHATH (Zack, Vehicles)
Twinwolf (Jana Steele, Communications)
AseaHeru (Everett Owen, Weapons)
Sosoku234 (James Russel, Weapons)

Wait list:

Spoiler: RHCU Standard Armament (click to show/hide)

« Last Edit: February 01, 2016, 06:57:56 pm by GentlemanRaptor »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2015, 08:33:40 pm »

Just to give an idea of what you might be going up against, the official RHCU Classification Guideline is presented here for your reading pleasure. There is some mixing between tiers, but by and large the system works.

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2015, 08:53:19 pm »

Dibs on analyst!

Edit: Booyah!

Editedit:

Name: John "Whydoeshegetallthecoolshit?" Mclain
Age: 22
Appearance: Clean cut, short brown blonde hair, lean as a track runner, smart and quick to react.
Background: John is a tier one warper who only displays the hyper-cognition ability. THis made him a non-threat and not worth the time of the RHCU. But John was too smart. He wanted to do things to test how smart he was, to really use his gift. What better way to do that than to beat people who had better gifts?
Preferred Role (select one): analyst
Other: Hyper-cognition for quick analysis.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 09:00:05 pm by Spiderking50 »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2015, 09:21:20 pm »

I want dat weapons specialist.
Name: Alex Raman
Age: 20
Physical Appearance: Large, heavyset. Dark hair, brown eyes.
Background: After joining the military for a short time, he searched for something to do with his qualifications. He got lucky enough to get called out to by the RHCU.
Preferred Role (select one):  Weapons specialist.
Other: :Rehto
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 09:39:13 pm by Yourmaster »
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2015, 09:28:52 pm »

RHCU FORM 0001/A
Name: Damien Clemson
Age: 25
Physical Appearance: Pale, pallid and bespectacled, Damien is every inch a shut-in. His unkempt uniform and tangled hair belie both laziness and uncaring for social norms.
Background: Having spent most of his free (and not free) time shut indoors, reading conspiracies and occult blogs and articles, it's little wonder that Damien became containment specialist. Apparently, all those Weird Tricks he found online actually work.
Preferred Role (select one): Containment specialist.
Other: N/A
« Last Edit: July 27, 2015, 04:51:04 am by Cheesecake »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2015, 02:41:33 am »

Spoiler: Resumé (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 27, 2015, 02:44:34 am by New Guy »
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Just need two more players.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2015, 08:25:23 pm »

pinging for interest
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2015, 08:58:11 pm »

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« Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 09:07:54 pm by ATHATH »
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I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2015, 09:00:53 pm »

Edited.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 09:25:43 pm by Dampe »
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2015, 09:01:46 pm »

Character sheet shortly.

EDIT: Here.

Name: Jana Steele
Age: 25
Physical Appearance: A small, lithe woman with glasses, short brown hair, and freckles.
Background: She was walking home from her graduation ceremony from a university in New York, when she came across a squadron of the RHCU doing their work on a class-2. She had seen that kind of thing before, but had been told she was insane. Seeing she wasn't, no way could she pass it up.
Preferred Role (select one): Communications Specialist
Other: Relatively decent with mid-range weapons and explosives.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 09:12:07 pm by Twinwolf »
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2015, 09:27:36 pm »


"Name: Jana Steele"

Twinwolf, you scoundrel...
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2015, 09:31:58 pm »

Wasn't even thinking of that one, there was a character with the name Steele in the DnD game I'm in on the forums.
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Re: Reality Hazard Containment Unit - Welcome to the freak patrol, kid.
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2015, 10:12:39 pm »

Looks like the gang's all here. I'm actually about to go to sleep, but tomorrow I'll get everything set up.
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2015, 11:28:04 pm »

Oh dang. I am sad. I just got here and this looks rad.


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