Anyone else feel like Stone Age Primatives are an oversight?
You can uplift Non-sentients and you can advance bronze age primitives (or just take them over).
But REALLY there is nothing you can do with Cavemen? Can't abduct them? Re-educate them? anything?
Edit: Nevermind there are things you can do... but WOW is it limited... and only if your a slaver.
Whilst I was busy conquering the fish people and figuring a way how to destroy them without being labeled a genocidal threat to the galaxy I figured I'd settle with enslaving the survivors and relocating them to border worlds - one of the funniest being my distant outpost on another spiral arm of the milky way.
Standing in the path of some sort of interdimensional swarm, my local rival and without direct support being available in any capacity, I figured this was a job for fish people. It got even better when I figured out there were non-sentient primitive fish people there.
I tried picking a fishman pop that was going to be happiest on their new home (as a free fishman no less) but the fishmen are still pretty grumbly about the whole affair. Their every waking moment is a mockery of their existence, having to oversee a bunch of devolved versions of themselves in a mirror image of efficient retardation. The cavefishmen are genetically the perfect menial workers, but in actuality don't do anything except proliferate like bunny rabbits. I find the escapades of these fish people trying to deal with their primitive cousins so appealing that I am populating every world I have sent fishmen too with their primitive cousins, who for some reason breed far faster than their civilized folk. When at last I give them independence, even then they will no know respite from their frustrating relatives. They will know no peace, they will always have to live with the Zukkakan. My long term plan is to build up a massive store of non-sentient fishmen citizens I've managed to incorporate into my Empire (by landing a colony on their planet) in the hopes of flooding all the other Empires with Zukkakan fishmen, thereby tanking all of their higher society with brute force and naked fish dance, for the Zukkakan wear no clothes (despite all attempts by their cousins to clothe them).
If I can't find some way to get my Zukkakan fishmen to forcibly mass migrate into everyone else's Empires then once I've relocated a colony to the safety of my Empire's interior, I shall begin mass producing Zukkakan colony pods and send them across the galaxy. I can't be bothered to learn the name of the civilized fish people, I think it's funnier if they know their less evolved cousins are superior to them in every way - I just love how the Zukkakan are always happy :
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Literally, I can send the Zukkakan from their icy-waters, their natural habitat to some arid desert and they don't care. They get along just fine.
The fact that their more civilized cousins whinge so much will be used against them, as once I set up more and more colonies with Zukkakan and Evolved alike, I shall designate them in sectors and use the outraged Evolved ones to generate secessionists and thus generate whole sectors populated by Zukkakan and Evolved. I suspect the Evolved will take control of all of these factions given that the Zukkakan lack any ability to lead anything but a happy, simple life, but that doesn't matter - the Zukkakan will far outbreed the Evolved and thus accost them every day for all eternity.
With luck, they shall spread throughout the world and bog down all the other Empires in Zukkakan.
Lil happy fishmen, I swear I'll make whole aquarium worlds just for them, for my Miroslavs have become galactic tropical fish breeders :3
By the way, what's all this about uplifting? My technology revolves around terraforming, battleships and anti-corvette weapons. Can I explosively evolve all my Zukkakan colonies I'm seeding the world with?
*EDIT
Seriously I tried keeping hamster people, but they developed nuclear weapons and brought an end to their own civilization with devastating civil war. I am still nurturing their recovery back to health in the toxic wasteland that was once their home. Zukkakan are much better
*EDIT
All my colony pods landed and made shelters, but it seems the Zukkakan did not survive - I don't think the game intended for you to use pre-sentient species as pan-galactic cane toads. Time to see if there's some modding that could fix this!