Clobbermountains - Overseer's Log
NCommander - Militia Commander Reporting
---Er, there are times in one's life where "Oops" doesn't quite cover it.
None the less. Oops.
I should explain. While I thought I was being
oh so clever in liberating old Clobbermountains, it turns out we were being played for bloody chumps!. Turns out Greater Spawn don't just screech for the hell of it. Hell ... hehe, I crack myself up. No, it turns out if you listen long enough, they get in your head and well ...
Oops. I suppose his title is fitting though. Most of what I'm about to recount comes second hand as I was taking a nap in my glorious new office while this played out.
As best I can figure, The Fool listened to the Greater Spawn for just a
tad too long and turned. Now a spawn himself, he went stalking for prey. The first thing he managed to catch was our weaponsmith to be.
The witnesses screamed for help, and the military came charging up.
His royal highness however decided he would be a hero.
Or maybe he just chose a bad place to be relaxingAmazingly, he put up a decent fight, crippling The Fool!
Unfortunately, our king's luck finally ran out. And he was just two years away from permanent retirement too ...
Anyway, as best I can tell, The Fool decided he was hungry and ate a dog.
And its animal caretaker ...
He then decided to work on the Fortress Guard as an entree, likely in an attempt to get the olm taste out of his leg.
He had just finished off a dish of Mate_the_888th when
Our own lunatic cultist beamed his head in with a mace (which was no doubt produced due to the late king's mandates. Fitting!)
DoleusDolosus then declared she was a cook. I really hope she's not planned to serve freshly fried spawn ...
Needless to say, I think most of the fortress is in shock ...