Remember how to organ harvest. I literally did this days ago with some orphans.
[Butchering: 5]
Ah, the memory returns! While whistling a
merry tune you thoroughly cut the body into fundamental parts. Bones neatly cleaned, muscles in one pile, tendons in another, all organs organized alphabetically on the floor and even skin in one piece.
You didn't even get your suit dirty. Job well done!
Move on to stomping the snakes available. Keep doing it until they are all gone.
[I'm-not-making-stomping-skill roll: 1]
...you break your ankle. On the bright side the snakes slithered away. It's literally on bright side, thanks to that one guy and his glowing crystal.
"See Wilson, I always told you that you were bright. Hahaha! Get it? I'm saying that you are smart, but you are also a glo- Whats that Fitzy?! Brother Marcel fell down the well!?!?! Lets go bo- what Wilson? Oh, he encountered some snakes... perhaps I can tame them..."
Go after Brother Marcel. Try to tame any dangerous creatures that I encounter.
You walk down the spiraling short tunnel and find yourself in a dark cave. Wilson being a smart person lights it up well enough for you to assess situation here. A woman screaming for help, a fat man next to him staring at a laptop, another man from so last century in a trenchcoat and fedora. Train cars fused to walls. Three different tree types. Brother Marcel lying on ground and holding his ankle. And snakes.
[Animal tamer: 4]
You hypnotize one rattle snake with your wonderful whistling and waving dance. It doesn't look like fan of yours but at least it isn't hostile anymore. Other snakes slither away.
"PLEASE! WHY WON'T ANYBODY HELP ME!!!!"
Continue screaming for help.
That fat man whose guts you remember holding answer for your blight comes over and tries to help. Or possibly to molest you, since he took of your shoe and sock.
Eddie narrowed his eyes at the silent flashlight-wielding man. "Hey can you shine that somewhere other than my eyes? Are you doing that on purpose?"
Then he saw the wounded woman in the open.
Holy Gates that's a lot of blood.
"Ah d-don't worry ma'am, you look... f-fine. Just a s-scratch. My name is Eddie and I'm a doctor. Definitely. So just r-relax, okay?"
Connect to hell-dimension wifi and look up info on first aid. Then, apply the first aid to the dying woman. Edit: first aid for rattlesnake bites, that is.
Your laptop actually finds one wifi network, "सुपर शुद्ध", although connection is very bad. It doesn't seem to provide internet connection though. Eh, you gotta rely on your own knowledge.
New skill: First aid: [2] Dabbling.
[First aid: 3]
Ah, let's see what you was supposed to do here. Umm, remain calm? She really needs to calm down. Oh, and remove tight things before swelling starts. You take of her shoe and sock. Probably should cut her pants open too. Partially. Not all the way up. She may not like that. Or maybe she does? Who knows. Better ask first.
Jack shakes himself slight, "Okay, that's a thing. Lea-viiiing."
Search the current cavern for paths other than the one leading back to the airplane. Avoid the snakes.
You find total three tunnel entrances. The one where the monk visited and that one guy with some glowing crystal in his hand came from, the middle one leading to the airplane, and third one that leads slightly downwards and where water from this cave seems to be draining to.
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