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[Xantalos]

"If you understand what it says please say so. I just know it's saying something under all that growling."

[piecewise]

"Ah, I see we are beholding educated gentlesnakes. Well met, gentlesnakes. What is the law of the land and what must we do to avoid any sort of unpleasantness with the people of this fine heaven?"

"This is the one you speak, is it?"

- Yes, we do. I'm John. These are my comrades, I think they'll introduce themselves as they see fit. We are passing through your realm. We mean no harm.

Chit-chat

"Yes, this is the language we understand. Some of our comrades may speak differently - the penguin for one - but all of us can understand this tongue.

I am Xankarvo, a wizard of great power. The others as John said will introduce themselves but to put it to a point we've all sworn a vow to find the First Heaven and the First God. We came along this place upon our journey there."

Stand there talking

Flamenco waves at the snakes

"Hello, snakey snakes! My name is Flamenco, and it's super great to meet you! Would you mind if I danced with you?"

If they don't mind, dance a disco jig with them! If they do mind, ask them why

"I am Tarmac. This is the Engine Spirit. Hey, do you have any cigarettes?"

Talky stuff. Believe I have cigarettes.

"Rar grar bark grrr"
Talking snake creatures deserve a second look introduce self as king of all bears in bear

The Snakes look wait patiently as you all talk over each other, introducing yourself in a wide variety of ways. You'd say they have a patient, beneficent look on their face, but they don't really seem to be able to make any face other than the static, scaly one they already wore.

We are called Salthe, beings of light and form.
Though you say you are traveling through our realm, we ask you come and meet with our Most High.
Only they may allow you to pass through; for trespass of minds upon our domain is a crime.
Though one you commit from ignorance, a gentle transgression and without malice.
Assuredly they will judge you worthy, once they have heard you speak.

[Xantalos]

"Where is this Most High of yours? And why is it a crime for minds to intrude upon your domain?

We will of course accompany you," he finishes, glaring pointedly at the others.

Talk!

[Harry Baldman]

"Ah. I see. Interesting!"

They were going to kill them all, it seems. Oh well. Mr. Bird's had a good death thus far, maybe he'll reincarnate as something interesting.

Stay put for now!

[Beirus]

Listen. Believe in the power of a nice cigar. Preferably Cuban.

[Comrade P.]

- Yes. If this is what we need to pass through in peace and consent, we will do that. How do we enter the presence of Most High?

John glances at Xankarvo, then on the gladius swords piled up on one of the beds under the roof of the platform, suggesting silently.

Talk. Should we head out to meet Most High, take my bag with me.

[Harry Baldman]

Listen. Believe in the power of a nice cigar. Preferably Cuban.

"Wait, good chap!" Mr. Bird says surreptitiously, stepping over to Tarmac. "How would you like some lovely cocaine?"

If Tarmac's up for it, give him some of that lovely cocaine I scraped off the ground. After all, no reason it can't actually be cocaine, right? Through this rational argument convince myself that it is indeed cocaine that I am trying to foist upon my fellow fan of organochemistry.

[Pancaek]

"Yep, ignorance, that's me!"

Keep dancing. Follow group/snakes if they wish to lead us to this high one

[Beirus]

"Where'd you get it from?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Where'd you get it from?"

"A gentleman never tells."

[Beirus]

"Sorry, I don't take drugs unless I know they came from small-batch, local producers. Mom and Pop places. Gotta support small business."

[Harry Baldman]

"An enlightened approach, my friend, though I cannot help but wonder if there are any local producers of drugs in the afterlife. Probably yes if you find yourself in the right heaven, certainly, but I do not foresee us being fortunate enough to find such a place soon."

[Xantalos]

"Check the leaves of my plant, I'm pretty sure someone made them into a drug thing.

[Beirus]

"Maybe we could clear off one of these platforms, get some dirt, and I could grow my own. And by 'grow my own', I mean 'believe it can grow itself'. And I'll think about it, Xankarvo, but I'm saving that for if I run out of all other drug procuring options."

[Comrade P.]

"Maybe we could clear off one of these platforms, get some dirt, and I could grow my own. And by 'grow my own', I mean 'believe it can grow itself'. And I'll think about it, Xankarvo, but I'm saving that for if I run out of all other drug procuring options."

- Alternatively, we can cultivate that plant Xankarvo got. Maybe make it into various sorts, like the edible ones and narcotic ones.