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[Parisbre56]

John turns completely to Hyenakles and Flamengo.

- Listen. We are going to offer them one language sample at a time. One. Got that? Common language doesn't work, we go over Hynakles's growling, Canine language as known by Mr. Bird, and if that doesn't work, we proceed to booty shaking. You knew bees communicate that way? Well stop, they might consider that a way to communicate too. Are we clear?

((Killjoy.))

[Pancaek]

"Oh, very well, mister grumpy butt."

Do not, in fact, dance. Wiggle my hips ever so slightly as I placidly watch the snakes converse with our glorious leader.

[Comrade P.]

By looking at John just before he turns away from his comrades back to the serpents who landed on the platform, you could probably see in his eyes a picture of Flamengo reduced to splinters and kindling about as clear as John saw it himself. The desire to make it happen was written all over his face for a brief moment, in fact.

Hopefully nobody noticed.

[Beirus]

"Hey Engine Spirit, you understand any of those languages? You think you could do translation?"

If it can, get the Engine Spirit to ask the snake things if they have cigarettes.

[Harry Baldman]

Once these other incompetents fail at communication with the snakes, save the day with knowledge of Lupine. Getting a lot of mileage out of that, aren't I?

[piecewise]

Xankarvo steps forward to the front, because him talking is a great idea.

"This language is the one we understand."

Give them a language sample to work off of.

You walk up and talk to them. They seem to understand.

"This is the one you speak, is it?" one of the snakes says. It's voice is...well it's not the sort of voice you'd expect from a snake. Much less hissing then cartoons have taught you to expect.

"Hey Engine Spirit, you understand any of those languages? You think you could do translation?"

If it can, get the Engine Spirit to ask the snake things if they have cigarettes.

"I understood a few of those tongues, but not all of them."

Once these other incompetents fail at communication with the snakes, save the day with knowledge of Lupine. Getting a lot of mileage out of that, aren't I?

I don't know if snakes speak dog.

[Harry Baldman]

"Ah, I see we are beholding educated gentlesnakes. Well met, gentlesnakes. What is the law of the land and what must we do to avoid any sort of unpleasantness with the people of this fine heaven?"

[Comrade P.]

"This is the one you speak, is it?"

- Yes, we do. I'm John. These are my comrades, I think they'll introduce themselves as they see fit. We are passing through your realm. We mean no harm.

Chit-chat

[AoshimaMichio]

We mean no harm.

Says he and attacks!

[Comrade P.]

Says he and attacks!

Nope. Not doing that. Nuh-uh.

[Parisbre56]

We come in peace!

[Xantalos]

"Yes, this is the language we understand. Some of our comrades may speak differently - the penguin for one - but all of us can understand this tongue.

I am Xankarvo, a wizard of great power. The others as John said will introduce themselves but to put it to a point we've all sworn a vow to find the First Heaven and the First God. We came along this place upon our journey there."

Stand there talking

[Pancaek]

Flamenco waves at the snakes

"Hello, snakey snakes! My name is Flamenco, and it's super great to meet you! Would you mind if I danced with you?"

If they don't mind, dance a disco jig with them! If they do mind, ask them why

[Beirus]

"I am Tarmac. This is the Engine Spirit. Hey, do you have any cigarettes?"

Talky stuff. Believe I have cigarettes.

[Corsair]

"Rar grar bark grrr"
Talking snake creatures deserve a second look introduce self as king of all bears in bear