- Mr. Bird? You marvellous bastard, you did WHAT?!? That is grand! Lead it over to the jeep, I'll turn the lights on and we'll look at what exactly scared the shit out of us - that thing you just hijacked.
If Mr. Bird agrees, do what I proposed.
"Righty ho, chap. It's something like an enormous gorilla-horse, I've noticed! Lots of weapons stuck into it, must have run into some right nasty chaps!"
Lead this beast over to the jeep in a semi-careful fashion so that the other hellnauts may behold its glory in sufficient lighting.
"Oh good we're not going to die.
I wonder why it was wandering around here if it had no controller or anything?"
Get out from under jeep, inspect creature.
Mr.Bird carefully leads the beast into position and John hits the lights.
The beast is at least five stories tall, and the immediate impression it gives is that of an armored gorilla. It has the same heavy, oversized upper body and hunched, knuckle walking stance. But the face and head have a more mandrill like appearance, a longer muzzle with a very obvious and oversized fangs. It has a line of seven orange eyes spaced evenly across its face, and a reptile like slit nose, but otherwise the face is smooth and featureless except for the bone structure underneath. The body is covered in thick black hair, except for the hands which are scaly and end in talons. Its armor is a mess; clearly at one point is was more then likely either fully armored or close to it, but much of it has fallen away. There are scattered lamellar metal plates, bindings of faded red fabric, snapped rope and cables on tightly clinging metal rings. The metal plates were once very ornate, you can see the fading, worn away paint and the engravings they still bear, but they've clearly been exposed to the elements for quite a while. On it's shoulders and head is an entire platform system, metal and wood structure that appear to have their foundations sunk straight into the creature's flesh. There are structures up there, perched on those platforms, and even what look like banners, still flying on their poles.
The creature appears to be extremely injured. It's black fur glints with what look like the metal shafts of buried spears and arrows, And there are several huge golden metal steaks piercing straight through it. The stakes appear to have been driven through it's back, the points stick out through the chest and the parts rising from the creature's back are adorned with what look like emblems on their terminal end. Almost as though the stakes were ornamental or symbolic. Or perhaps simply ornate. If there was an easy climbing route up to the top of the beast, it's gone now.
"That is amazing, mister bird!"
Do a little thank-you dance for mister bird. Once the beast is standing still near us, see if there is a handy way of climbing up on it.
You see no easy way up. The easiest would probably be to get the thing to lay down, but it's not gonna be able to do that with those gold spikes in it.
Return to jeep. Go grab the Engine Spirit.
You run back to the jeep and grab the Engine Spirit. You figure he might come in handy soon.
Hyenakles emerges from hiding, disbelief painted on his speckled face.
"Well done, Mr. Bird. And here I thought you had jumped ship on us!
...Next time, though, tell us before you wander off to collect your giant steed."
Return to the car.
You just walk back to the car.