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[Beirus]

Stop running. Find some cover.

[Pancaek]

Tactically crawl over to the nearest cover that isn't the car.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Don't panic.

[Comrade P.]

Don't panic.

((If you consider that an action, PW can will roll for this))

[piecewise]

Don't panic.

((If you consider that an action, PW can will roll for this))

~

[piecewise]

Look around. Find a big rock, or a ditch, or bushes. Use that for cover.

You hide behind a rock.

Try perching on one of these beast platforms, preferably the most boss-like one. Check if beast is responsive to verbal commands (whether in the weird dog language or proper civilized speech). BE READY TO DODGE AND FLY AWAY.

You flap down and come to rest on the one that is right behind the beast's head. Or rather mostly perched atop it. There's what seems to be a series of ropes or cords here that run down to the creature's face like the reigns on a horse. There are also several bodies, including a skeleton that is sitting in a metal throne right next to these cords. He appears to be held in place by the half dozen arrows that have punched through his skull and ribs. Hm.

"Hah. Good try, muse. If I turn on the headlights whatever's out there is gonna see me too."

Look around for cover, whether it be a bush or rock or something like that, or just under the jeep if necessary. Get under cover.

You hide under the jeep. Honestly it will give you just about as much protection as anything else.

Stop running. Find some cover.

You dive into a small ditch and cover your head.

Don't panic.

[2]

You start screaming. Screaming uncontrollably. And very loudly. In a very "hey, come look at this idiot who is screaming" kind of way. An attractive kind of way, so to speak.

[Comrade P.]

If it is possible to scoot over to where Hyenakles just yelled fast, do that. Otherwise, look around for better cover while I still have chance to get it.  You know, maybe there is some Frodo-hiding-from-Nazgul effectiveness level cover around.

[Xantalos]

Try to figure out if whatever it is is heading towards me.

[Beirus]

Keep hiding. Listen to see if the beast comes closer. If it does, find a different hiding spot.

[Yoink]

Hyenakles: continue screaming. Also, garnish self with salt and pepper and tuck a sprig of parsley behind my ear before assuming a seductive (and tasty!) pose on the hood of the jeep.

[Comrade P.]

Hyenakles: continue screaming. Also, garnish self with salt and pepper and tuck a sprig of parsley behind my ear before assuming a seductive (and tasty!) pose on the hood of the jeep.

((Could you make him commit suicide with the gun he got from me, while you're at it? I'll empower this gun with blood. Lupine people told me that's how it works.))

[DoctorMcTaalik]

...oops.

Stop screaming.

[Harry Baldman]

Check if the skeleton is still alive. You never know in the afterlife. At the very least check if it's got anything on it.

If that leads nowhere, try steering this thing as you would a horse. Utilize previous lifetime of contemptuously glancing at novelty coach drivers as inspiration.

[Pancaek]

try to be very still and unappetising.

[Corsair]

begin waddling away from screamy mc'panics-a-lot if giant murder beasts come for me give them a hearty dose of flame breath