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Author Topic: AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON  (Read 6018 times)

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AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« on: June 03, 2015, 10:47:37 am »

(Yeah, no Long War. Sorry!)
"Hi! Hello! I'm an absolute moron.

And I'm also the last thing between the end of the world and it's survival. Well, I'm the Commander of that effort. You, brave soldiers and scientists, are the men and women who will fund our projects to save the world."

Welcome! I'm KoSS. Yes, I'm gonna throw in some Roleplay here. You can too!
APPLICATION FOR SOLDIERING (If you've already posted in my PM box, shut yer face.)
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PREFERRED CLASS:
FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT:
SEX: (as in gender, you incompetents)
GENE MODDING OKAY:
PSI OKAY:
Now for the people who have a confirmed spot.
Spoiler: CONFIRMED,TO BE ADDED (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: CONFIRMED, ADDED (click to show/hide)
Roleplay is entirely optional, but I reccomend it so when you die I feel even worse.


NOTE.
BEING IN THE NOT-ADDED LIST MEANS YOU ARE ABLE TO RP. BUT YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO BE DEPLOYED INTO COMBAT INTO YOU'RE IN THE 'ADDED' LIST.
RULES ARE HERE:
The difficulty: NORMAL IRONMAN BECAUSE AAAAAA
Second Wave: Literally everything is randomized except for Money Recieved and I don't have save scum on.
Advanced Options: Autosave is on because I'm a forgetful cock.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 12:11:40 pm by KingofstarrySkies »
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2015, 11:21:44 am »

PREFERRED CLASS: Jaeger/Any MEC
FIRST NAME: Steven
LAST NAME: Hawkins
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: NO
SEX: Manly
GENE MODDING OKAY: CHOP OFF MY LIMBS
PSI OKAY: CHOP OFF MY LIMBS
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2015, 11:22:36 am »

PREFERRED CLASS: Jaeger/Any MEC
FIRST NAME: Steven
LAST NAME: Hawkins
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: NO
SEX: Manly
GENE MODDING OKAY: CHOP OFF MY LIMBS
PSI OKAY: CHOP OFF MY LIMBS
Added to the list, boyo.
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2015, 11:35:33 am »

PREFERRED CLASS: ANY
FIRST NAME: DAVID
LAST NAME: HICKS
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: STRAYA KARNT
SEX: BLOKE
GENE MODDING OKAY: SURE
PSI OKAY: WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2015, 11:43:23 am »

straya karnt is not a word so i'm gonna go with aussie
Point is, you've been added!

Oh. And we MAY not get Long War.
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2015, 11:48:30 am »

yeh no long war ;~;
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2015, 11:48:55 am »

PREFERRED CLASS: MEDEC
FIRST/LAST NAME: SOLYMR
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: NOPE
SEX: UNDEFINED
GENE MODDING OKAY: YUS
PSI OKAY: NU I WANT TO BE OFFICER

Y NO LONG WAR

Also shamelessly plugging but if you want to take playing long war to new masochist extremes I'm running a game of XCOM on forums. Just check the link in my sig below :v
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2015, 11:52:15 am »

It requires steam. I do not have a Steam version of this computer game. Long boring story. Sorry.
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2015, 11:53:17 am »

PREFERRED CLASS: ASSAULT
FIRST NAME: URIST
LAST NAME: McShoot
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: NEIN
SEX: see class WHATEVER
GENE MODDING OKAY: KOSS SAYS IT NO SO OKAY
PSI OKAY: OKAY
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW:LW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2015, 11:57:22 am »

Added. ONE LEFT, WANKERS
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2015, 01:06:43 pm »

PREFERRED CLASS: Assault
FIRST NAME: Ax
LAST NAME: Druid
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: British FTW! (preferably)
SEX: n/a
GENE MODDING OKAY: NOOOO.
PSI OKAY: HELL YEAH.
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2015, 01:07:31 pm »

PREFERRED CLASS: Heavy
FIRST NAME: Doof
LAST NAME: Cannonfodderson
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: 'murican would be appreciated, but it doesn't really matter too much.
SEX: ATTACK HELICOPTER (male)
GENE MODDING OKAY: SLICE ME OPEN, DOC
PSI OKAY: nothx

I am prepared to die for my planet.
and i'll probably be the first
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Re: ~COMING SOON~ AN XCOM:EW PLAYTHROUGH RUN BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2015, 01:09:26 pm »

PREFERRED CLASS: Assault
FIRST NAME: Ax
LAST NAME: Druid
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: British FTW! (preferably)
SEX: n/a
GENE MODDING OKAY: NOOOO.
PSI OKAY: HELL YEAH.
Added! Oorah!
PREFERRED CLASS: Heavy
FIRST NAME: Doof
LAST NAME: Cannonfodderson
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: 'murican would be appreciated, but it doesn't really matter too much.
SEX: ATTACK HELICOPTER (male)
GENE MODDING OKAY: SLICE ME OPEN, DOC
PSI OKAY: nothx

I am prepared to die for my planet.
and i'll probably be the first
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In a bit I'll post my massive RP intro post.
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2015, 01:40:42 pm »

As the Skyranger flies back into the hanger of the X-COM HQ, the man simply known as The Commander sighs. He knows that it is one soldier less. He knows that there is a medal he must give to one of them. And he knows that only two soldiers even got promoted from that battle.

"Commander to the Research Labs, Commander to the Research Labs." An electronic voice pings into his head, making him grit his teeth due to the volume. Standing, he begins his short walk there, to chat with the Research Director. Dr. Vahleen. After some short words and a lot of blank stares, The Commander leaves. His shoes tap along the metallic floor as he enters engineering, smiling to his old friend, Dr. Shen. He points, on a small screen, to something titled a 'Med-kit'. Dr. Shen nods, and walks off.

Finally...Time to speak to the Soldiers. All of them. Here we go.
He steps into the barracks, where they are all sitting, staring. Judging...No. Their stares are filled with hope. Expectancy to lead them to some new paradigm of war.
Poor bastards have no idea what we're up against.

He readjusts his tie, and so The Commander speaks.
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am The Commander. I control, maintain, and essentially run the X-COM project. As you may know, we have already deployed once. The threat is real.
Extraterrestrials have attacked the human race. And we are the first and last line of Humanity's Defense."
He coughs, clearing his throat. "I have also already recieved word that two of our soldiers have become 'Squaddies'. Ms. Aira Tala, a sniper, and Mister Descan Kincade, a 'Heavy'. I hope they excel in the ranks of our organization." He attempts a reassuring smile, and comes out more like he's slightly sick. The englishman looks to the two soldiers, the sniper in all black, the heavy in bright purple with a ball-cap. He nods, and continues.
"As for the scienctists, we have begun a project simply called 'Purity'. It involves the strange canisters we recovered on-site. I trust you will treat them with respect. Thank you, and remember.
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We are all that is left for humanity and it's hope. Good day."

Off duty soldiers can RP in the barracks. Have of the funs! I'll be doing these at (mostly) random.
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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2015, 01:46:10 pm »

PREFERRED CLASS: Rookie, whatever comes up.
FIRST/LAST NAME: Thespace LeFteblanc, 'scrdest'
IS NATIONALITY IMPORTANT: Not really, French for fitting the lazy name.
SEX: Guymandude
GENE MODDING OKAY: Hell yeah! Rather not a MEC though.
PSI OKAY: Hopefully.
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