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[Sl4cker]

Alright, make a law stating that it is illegal to eat lemons if they have on them a specific burned mark, and have lemon tattoo the mark with a hot poker.

Raise my charisma level so that I am noticed by senpaithe other world leaders.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Check wounds, figure out where I crashed and if there is any chance of a pickup from someone who tolerates Hitchhikers.

[Nidilap]

Lace the cheese with grade A Mexican heroin. Sell small nuggets cheaply, but large bits very expensively.

BadLemon, I like your pics. I rate 53/8 piglet organs

[Generally me]

Create advanced life in my miniature universe.

[Pearofclubs]

it is all I know.
it is god to me.
Focus all my energy on gaining a heightened understanding of it.

[Amperzand]

Attempt to leave fallout zone by heading upwind of the city.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go search for cheese yeti and potato bigfeet then.

[3]

You search for several decades, only finding the scantest clues

Run moar, find safe place.

[2]

There's nothing left here. Just... ash. Forever.

Find someone to prance around with.

[6]

You find a booze demon. It promptly grabs you.

Secretly pick up one of the random potatoes lying around and offer it to the GM to placate him.

[4]

The GM warps you back to the city. Well, you still have your spine.

"Shit."

Engine throttle to maximum! Evade the Russian military!

[6]

You activate the thrusters! But spaceship thrusters ((12 going in each x-y-z plane, plus a lot of gyroscopes)) are really fucking confusing, and now you're out of control.

FUSE WITH THE GIGALISK

[6]

You fuse with the universe's greatest killing machine, and it integrates you, stealing useful adaptations and discarding everything else, including your conscience.

Thus: cast a spell that turns all rolls to sixes next turn.

[5]

OH BABY

Mine ze minerals! Continue progress!

((Are people's enjoying these's?))

[6]

You require more vespene gas.

Alright, make a law stating that it is illegal to eat lemons if they have on them a specific burned mark, and have lemon tattoo the mark with a hot poker.

Raise my charisma level so that I am noticed by senpaithe other world leaders.

[6]

The people steal all the pokers. Damn them and their demand for citrus.

Check wounds, figure out where I crashed and if there is any chance of a pickup from someone who tolerates Hitchhikers.

[1]

You're in some fucking mountain range in the middle of nowhere. Plus you're missing an arm.

Lace the cheese with grade A Mexican heroin. Sell small nuggets cheaply, but large bits very expensively.

BadLemon, I like your pics. I rate 53/8 piglet organs

[3]

No-one buys your heroin cheese, mainly because everyone in the city is dead. Shoulda thought that one through.

Create advanced life in my miniature universe.

[3]

You create hillbillies. Well, it's a start.

it is all I know.
it is god to me.
Focus all my energy on gaining a heightened understanding of it.

[3]

But how to comprehend, to understand it when you have nothing else? It is everything and nothing simultaneously, to the point where it is ungodly.

Attempt to leave fallout zone by heading upwind of the city.

[5]

Radiation free places here we come.

[blazing glory]

Don't roll a 6.

[conein]

Roll a 6 teleport in a random location that isnt Ooo

[poketwo]

FORCE THE GIGALISK TO FUSE WITH MORE SCYTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sl4cker]

Fuck up the Booze Demons myself.

[Generally me]

Make the hillbillies more advanced in technology and Create more advanced races.

[FallacyofUrist]

((... I didn't think it would work!      ))

Tinker with the universe's aura to summon an army of golems loyal to me.

((Afterwards, fall into a deep trance, for updating and posting actions will be difficult for me for a while.))

[KingofstarrySkies]

Regrow arm. Leap off mountain.

[Amperzand]

Manifest powered exoskeleton addon for my plate armor. Check built-in armaments. Don't want to get caught wanting by horribly paranoid survivors, after all.