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[Pearofclubs]

[3]

But how to comprehend, to understand it when you have nothing else? It is everything and nothing simultaneously, to the point where it is ungodly.

TRUTH! How arrogant of me, to think that as I am now, I would be capable of understanding the glory of it!
In my current weak and blind form, I am of no use to it.

To make myself more worthy of serving it, I must focus my energy on perception. I must see!

[Ama]

Search for more spiders and teach them the way of dapperness.

Become the Dapper Prophet.

[BadLemonsXI]

Get the vespene gas. Progress on all current projects!

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Yay! Grab the booze demon and drag it along on a magical adventure through a radioactive wasteland.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Don't roll a 6.

[6-aww fucking damn it, a paradox

fuck it, rolls back to normal

Roll a 6 teleport in a random location that isnt Ooo

[2]

You roll a [4] instead. You're now on Mars.

FORCE THE GIGALISK TO FUSE WITH MORE SCYTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[1]

The Gigalisk just eats them now. Rats.

Fuck up the Booze Demons myself.

[5]

You give the booze demons quite the beating, and they mostly retreat from occupied areas.

Make the hillbillies more advanced in technology and Create more advanced races.

[1]

The hillbillies destroy themselves upon discovering 100 proof moonshine.

((... I didn't think it would work!      ))

Tinker with the universe's aura to summon an army of golems loyal to me.

((Afterwards, fall into a deep trance, for updating and posting actions will be difficult for me for a while.))

[5]

Storm Golem army! Woo!

Regrow arm. Leap off mountain.

[4]

You grow a new little arm and half-fall your way down the cliff.

Bait the creatures out with fancy cheeses the fanciest of fancy cheeses.

[6]

The GM steals it. Well, that was to be expected.

Manifest powered exoskeleton addon for my plate armor. Check built-in armaments. Don't want to get caught wanting by horribly paranoid survivors, after all.

[4]

Built in light machine guns. Nice.

To make myself more worthy of serving it, I must focus my energy on perception. I must see!

[5]

You can see! Woot!

Search for more spiders and teach them the way of dapperness.

Become the Dapper Prophet.

[2]

All the other spiders around are either dead or stupid.

Get the vespene gas. Progress on all current projects!

[6]

You must construct additional pylons.

Yay! Grab the booze demon and drag it along on a magical adventure through a radioactive wasteland.

[2]

The booze demon instead grabs you and puts you inside a booze hive. Rats.

[Sl4cker]

Issue a law that states ALL lemons that are in a family are illegal to be eaten if that clan is under the government's protection.

And lemon's family is under my protection.

[poketwo]

ATTEMPT IT! AGAIN!

[Adragis]

Drop the baseline academic targets!

[conein]

NOW I FOUND OUT HOW TO REROLL! ROLL A 5 AND EAT MARCH

[BadLemonsXI]

You must construct additional pylons.

((Ha I so called that you where going to say that! Did anyone else?))

"Here's a near up-to-date map of the situation. Its missing a lot of information tho"

Construct those additional pylons.

((Sl4cker you should give me a hi-res image of your avatar so I can make one thats not blur'd))

[da_nang]

"ShitShitShit"

Stabilize the ship!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Get off the ground, dust myself off, and find a spaceship to forcefully board!

[Ama]

Grow wings and fly off in search of more Dapper Spiders.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Start drinking the booze around me! Become drunk! Do drunk things! Like drunken boxing!

[FallacyofUrist]

Attack the booze demons with my golem army, using luck magic to boost our success!