((FALLOUT 4 IS HERE FALLOUT 4 IS HERE THIS IS BEST DAY EVER 2015 CONFIRMED BEST YEAR ALL TIME))
Resist urge to look behind me, as looking back at an explosion reduces the cool points gained from making the explosion in the first place.
[2]
You look. Bitch effort.
Cry more. Make people want to hug me
[3]
Still not enough feels.
YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY PLAN!!!!! IT IS TOO LATE TO STOP ME, AS IT HAS ALREADY REACHED JUNE!!!!!!!!!!! I'M THE GM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1-1*10^99]
NOPEYou are now a potato.
Try to sell acid to people
Try to get him to stop trying to sell me.
"Im not that kind of acid you junky."
[5] VS [6]
Although the acid dealing skills are on point, bank demons just stole all of his money, so this doesn't really work out.
Be adorable for headscratches.
[2]
Still nothing.
Admire new top hat.
[1]
It would have to be the most magnificent hat you've ever see-oh god it's actually a brainslug
Rage. Use elvish geometry magic, blow up booze pile.
[2]
Alas, elvish magic is shittier than an open-air goblin toilet, and the demons seem not to give a shit.
Begin mining at the supports and foundations of the city.
Dorf time.
[5]
You've dug your tunnels so well you can choose exactly which building you want to destroy at any point by flicking the right lever.
Create space armada.
[3]
You strap a potato to a cardboard box. It's progress, I guess.
LETS GO SAIL THE SEAS
[4]
You're on the ocean! Well, more of a big lake, really, but close enough!
become a scary monster with two faces: one is ugly, one is very ugly.
[1]
You transform into a lump of cheese.
Ride the tyrannosaur.
[4]
You grapple onto the dinosaur's leg, and it can't be fucked removing you.
Create a lab to make the bestest most alcoholic drink in the universe!
[5]
Holy shit, it's PERFECT.
that is a nice thing you have thereMourn for my loss of Britishness.
Get myself a catapult and find myself god dandruff.
[3]
You find a miniature catapult. Close enough?
I understand what's called computer language (00100101) and since I am editing my code, no are hands are required.
Begin Programing in computer langauge
01011011 00110110 01011101 00001010 00001010 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01110101 01110000 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101110
Acquire treasure
[3]
You acquire chunks of broken glass. Now stuck in your hands.
Buy the acid and immediately try it.
[5]
das sum good shit